I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

So i was in primary 4.

And made the mistake of GRABBING the lunch box, belonging to the only AJE BUTTER girl in the School.

The beating that BUTTER gave me still hurts till today. To add insult to injury, she put plenty of SAND in my mouth, as she was on top of me pounding me. She destroyed my reputation, and old friends still bring that story up.

Not all GRABBING has a happy ending, like what happened to me.

Girls grab more ie they grab men's heart, they grab our money, they grab our sanity, some even dey grab man future sef

Another ...... thread.

CivilzedTyger:
Girls grab more ie they grab men's heart, they grab our money, they grab our sanity, some even dey grab man future sef

You forgot 'Destiny'

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the braniac
Oga xynerise drop your comment o

Geez! You caught me peeping

My comment? Well, erm....what was the question again?

xynerise:

Geez! You caught me peeping

My comment? Well, erm....what was the question again?

Why? That's the question.

harffie:
You forgot 'Destiny'

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MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

With the kind of trash you put up here I find it hard to believe your lies that you were writing essays somewhere else! You seem _moronic! No vex

Op your English sucks!! Post don't even make sense

meaningless

Yungwizzzy:
Op your English sucks!! Post don't even make sense

My English sucks..... So yours does what exactly Meanwhile I was writing in pidgin.....

agarawu23:
meaningless

Yeah I'm pretty sure I said that it was nonsense at the beginning of the post......
To comment is not by force sha.

TheUmmah:

With the kind of trash you put up here I find it hard to believe your lies that you were writing essays somewhere else! You seem _moronic! No vex

Lol. Ok mister. Why so needlessly overly aggressive ? It's too late in the night for insults.

MrsPhyno:
Why? That's the question.

Why what?

xynerise:

Why what?

Don't worry. I don tire. Before you insult me too. Goodnight. Sleep well.

MrsPhyno:

Don't worry. I don tire. Before you insult me too. Goodnight. Sleep well.

It is 6:18am down here, so Good morning to you too.

@OP how old are you

ITbomb:
@OP how old are you

Younger than you I'm sure......

Hmm this was an unwise thread

Too bad there's no delete button

NL's can insult for Africa

MrsPhyno:

Younger than you I'm sure......

Hmm this was an unwise thread

Too bad there's no delete button

NL's can insult for Africa

Awwww, hun *hugs*

You're awesome. Don't mind the negative people.

harffie:
You forgot 'Destiny'

lool,u say make u remind am

Guys grabbing? Hmmm....that sounds weird and even rare to me. I wonder what kind of guy does that, when he should even be giving to the girl. In any case, MrsPhyno, I think you are wrong with your assertion. It's very few guys that I think or imagine are like that-guys that have poor manners...what we call "bush guys". On the contrary, it's even girls that "grab" or if they don't grab, make demands. You can't even dispute that. I see that almost on daily basis and I'm quite used to it, though I usually don't mind if the girl in question is a good friend of mine or someone I'm quite used to.

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here
Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!
I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame
Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.
cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

My doc, I wanna grab dm.

sofadj:


My doc, I wanna dm.

abeg wetin be dm o

MrsPhyno:

abeg wetin be dm o

Dm - grab your heart

sofadj:
Dm - grab your heart

Lol. you're joking right

grab what....


check my Signature

why should i stop it when you lyk it

MrsPhyno:

Lol. you're joking right

I am as serious as Ebola

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

i have a scientific explanation for this. Of course, i will invite mr robinhez, the wannabe sherlock holmes to occupy the front seat.

It is indeed an evolutionary consequence. The homo habillis, our primitive ancestor was a gatherer. During it's reign in the post-cambrian, there was an aboundance of fruits and plants . . . Which had to be havested before consumption. This required grabbing. And honestly, it got to a point where the more things you grabbed, as well as the speed and strength of your grip, the higher your chances of survival.

By the time the homo erectus emerged, the general population was extremely good at grabbing.
But then patriachy emerged. Females stayed in the settlements and took care of the little ones, while the males continued to perfect their art of grabbing. During this time, the hand muscles of the females generally decreased in size and it was hardly exercised. Men on the other hand, began hunting, and began to combine grips with weight lifting.(carrying animal carcasses)
for the next 200 000 millenia, the this thread continued.

But then, agriculture arrived in style and the extremely developed contraption called the male hand suddenly had very little to do. So people invented things they could grab. Staffs, pens, swords . . . Complex machinery and equipment, as well as fascinating accounts of monarchies were created as a result of an inbred muscle abilty wanting to be used. Even till now, with all of humanities civilization, people still invent things that can be grabbed. Steering wheels, pencils, guns, and even game controllers!

But every now and then, there is nothing to grab, and the ancient instinct pops up. Ever wondered people walking beside a bush often grab the flowers and leaves for no apparent reason? Well, this is why. Similar reason is why we grab hands and waists . . . And bosoms . . .

the boy that grabbed your stuff is just being a naughty boy though.

MrsPhyno:

Younger than you I'm sure......

Hmm this was an unwise thread

Too bad there's no delete button

NL's can insult for Africa

nonsense! I will not hear of it. Your question is not in the slightest unwise. It's just your approach that annoyed some people. I have already explained it above. If you have any question, i'm just a mention away.

Teempakguy:
nonsense! I will not hear of it. Your question is not in the slightest unwise. It's just your approach that annoyed some people. I have already explained it above. If you have any question, i'm just a mention away.

Thanks. I wasn't even trying to be serious lol but your explanation is interesting. You believe in evolution?

This my thread is a mess smh