LadyRosa:


Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

SmellySperm:

Na FBI for kpekus matter

And you say you be virgin why nah

LadyRosa:


Na true o
But no be the _gbola be the matter.
It's the body, anybody can have a big _dick. Some shorty dey gather am like say...

But you see skinny dudes mehn, I no just like to dey see person ribs

Some yansh go just dry like kilishi

someone has been finishing some people here. abeg e don do like this,wetin come be kilishi

SweetVibe:

You write like someone that grew up in the ghetto

nah.. that person you quoted writes like a guy disguising as female. Na guyman dey behind that moniker, probably gay.

SmellySperm:

Lol Bros if you see gbola wey pass your own shey u no go know?

Its ok to come out the closet now. its 2021, nobody will judge you. You might go to prison for 14 yrs though.

Na pocket size sure pass now.

Bros you bad Ooooooooooooo

VlamesIffect:


You said you like em thicc...

Who's the one with the sexual desires

If you know what i do for a living and how many people i have helped you won't say all i think about is sex...

Again, 7 inch grithy curved upward veiny cuck. Think about it.

Oga na lie oo na Dem slim tall guys get big gbola Google am see if u doubt

Money is the key weda slim or fat

lilvicky68:
Ladies always say they like slim guys because they think they have big dick..

Are you slim, Vic?

Maybe you meant “thin”. The ones you can fe their ribs. If his top is fitted on me, then he is thin. That I will find unattractive.

BRATISLAVA:


Are you slim, Vic?

No..I'm huge

Divoc19:
Yes. Add some weight and build it with exercise. We ladies like thick guys/men too but not shapeless with potbellys so exercise is key.

Introverts do get laid well especially when they always look good and clean.

Confidence in yourself and in all you do attracts ladies too.

You forgot Money

pocohantas:
Maybe you meant “thin”. The ones you can their ribs. If his top is fitted on me, then he is thin. That I will find unattractive.

If by slim they mean someone who is active and moves like a human, like Obama, they have a point.

Not the Jaden Smith kind of slim. That's a bad recipe.

Plus slim men tend to be violent, forceful and horrible people (generalization, yes) whether as a means to assert their masculinity or because it's too much testosterone in such a small space. Feels like holding a street light when hugging (fact!).

lilvicky68:

No..I'm huge

Going by what you said... Does the opposite hold true?

LadyRosa:


Nna guy you reason am na.
I once had a fling with a guy back in the uni days, the guy fine but e thin.And him dey useful to me because I dey use am drag money from my debtors that year...

I gats start to dey stuck my crib with fattening food so him go add flesh and he did.First day him pull, I just dey imagine weda na toothpick them dey construct am Abi...


Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.

U women love to body shame ...but if they start to they body shame una now, una go start to de cry de insult men

Where are those lanky northern mallam mai kudi ?

Beer belly stand aside, don allah!

Guys no allow this naija babes wey resemble men with wig decieve you ooo... gym ooo look very athletic especially if you are going abroad and want to charm foreign women like latinos and co them no send any skinny looking african like HIV and Aids ... you must look athletic

LadyRosa:


_penis?
The most unscarce commodity.
No be today bros.
I no like guys wey be like crayfish.

Gosh! Lol...

You just finished me.

So na male dick be tue most available commodity? Jeez!
Who do guys this thin.

BRATISLAVA:


Going by what you said... Does the opposite hold true?

For me the content depends on the size of the container..when the container is slim the content will look bigger..but take that same content to a bigger container you will see it's small..

You ruined your post with that clause- 'get laid'.

You are one hell of a f*CK boy negroe and i can tell you are hungry slim.

Go and huzzle/invent something.

Biglittlelois:



Dude, have game and be at peace, paying ladies just cos you want to get laid reeks of low esteem and insecurity issues, you paying her for the sex you both thoroughly enjoyed with hers being on the high side makes no sense, she gains more than you, self confidence will get you the best girl ever, not money.

Wrong!

Too many fallacies of hasty generalization in your assertion.

There is a difference between Slim and Skinny..
No babe likes the latter ..
Ogbeni go and be on a good diet & exercise as well..
I say make I update you Sha..

SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

Matured girls like slim guys because their prick dey be like pipe or small pikin leg. wetin that Slim waist dey carry cannot be explained. This is also why younger girls hate slim guys cause they see them as womb shifters and toto tearers.

Divoc19:
You are not any different.
Nigerian youths are preoccupied with sexual desires. May y'all be delivered and channel that energy towards inventions and personal development.

Thank you.

Men oh? Gisting about sex all over the place. It's ok once in awhile but constantly?

These niggahs are bitches, they need to talk more about development and inventions indeed.

As long as your handsome and attractive
it doesn't really matter.

Divoc19:
Yes. Add some weight and build it with exercise. We ladies like thick guys/men too but not shapeless with potbellys so exercise is key.

Introverts do get laid well especially when they always look good and clean.

Confidence in yourself and in all you do attracts ladies too.

You don see things...

LadyRosa:


Na true o
But no be the _gbola be the matter.
It's the body, anybody can have a big _dick. Some shorty dey gather am like say...

But you see skinny dudes mehn, I no just like to dey see person ribs

Some yansh go just dry like kilishi

You are a guy. Stop. Just stop abeg. What thrash.

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