₦airaland Forum

Obakashdee:
Upon all the babes wey I don knack I never meet one asthma babe na wa oo

SmellySperm:
No but my neighbor had back then in school. Na so baba jack the babe come my house panting for help. He dropped her on my bed and told me he wants to rush to pharmacy to get her inhaler.
As a wise man I told him I'll go get it instead abeg, mk person pikin no com die for my house as my guy japa (God forbid tho)

Nicklaus619:
I dated this babe way back 200l, then I was staying off campus and funny enough, ever since we started dating she never told me she's asthmatic plus she never had a crisis in my present, so there was no way I could know.

One cold evening, I was banging this babe and she was moaning in ecstasy, all of a sudden she exploded with orgasm and started struggling for breath and I was thinking it's just normal orgasmic girly drama until she finished orgasm and she was still jerking, I look into her eyes and it was all white as Bleep, Nah there I begin they cry , thought she was about to die, until I ran and called my landlord after covering her unclothedness with my duvet, he came and asked me, where her hand bag, I brought it, he ransacked it and brought out one rubber stuff, I later found out it was an inhaler, he put it inside her mouth and she started sulking on it and gasping until she was finally stable, i was crying the whole time , left for my guy man landlord, I didn't know what would become of me .


After the incidence, my respect for my landlord increased because he rescued me from certain death, he was like my personal lord and saviour , after the incidence, before I ask any girl out, I will stylishly ask whether she's asthmatic , I was scared to death that day, that was the day I knew the Jesus love me specially as she no die for my hand that day
Very nice man that year.

Angelacruz:
U for dey inside kiriki nw...tank ur stars

Angelacruz:
U for dey inside kiriki nw...tank ur stars

Nicklaus619:
God is faithful bro, after that babe, Nah so I no gree make any girl.come my house until final year for school, the fear is real

paulolee:
I bin de attack very sharply from her back like mbappe wen she jus slow down dey breath fastly...
she just ask me to help her bring her inhaler wey she bin keep for bag n as she take some drags she kum de alright say mk we continue...
continue wetin??
she beg tire dt nite i swear na dt day I know say gbola get e own brain n sabi fear too bcoz e no gre rise dt nite after dt crazy scenerio.
no b small shock I experience dt nite o..

EmmySparky:
what if she die for ur room ...u still took a big risk...the guy fit still japa before u return

JhyMedex:
Was with this girl...Sex was always mindblowingly good.. However,she gets asthma attacks when she climaxes...
We always kept the inhaler handy..In the throes of passion and ecstasy,she gets the attack, I quickly grab her inhaler..
Living on the edge..

SmellySperm:
No be like bro. Na big risk i been take coz from the looks on the guy's face,baba been wan japa

Nicklaus619:
I dated this babe way back 200l, then I was staying off campus and funny enough, ever since we started dating she never told me she's asthmatic plus she never had a crisis in my present, so there was no way I could know.

One cold evening, I was banging this babe and she was moaning in ecstasy, all of a sudden she exploded with orgasm and started struggling for breath and I was thinking it's just normal orgasmic girly drama until she finished orgasm and she was still jerking, I look into her eyes and it was all white as Bleep, Nah there I begin they cry , thought she was about to die, until I ran and called my landlord after covering her unclothedness with my duvet, he came and asked me, where her hand bag, I brought it, he ransacked it and brought out one rubber stuff, I later found out it was an inhaler, he put it inside her mouth and she started sulking on it and gasping until she was finally stable, i was crying the whole time , left for my guy man landlord, I didn't know what would become of me .


After the incidence, my respect for my landlord increased because he rescued me from certain death, he was like my personal lord and saviour , after the incidence, before I ask any girl out, I will stylishly ask whether she's asthmatic , I was scared to death that day, that was the day I knew Jesus love me specially as she no die for my hand that day
Very nice man that year.

MarketDispatch:
My suggestion is...don't go out or go banging without an inhaler in your handbag if your have breathing difficulties.

danietohbadt:
Omo God really saved you ooo

danietohbadt:
You get liver walahi

Skullano:
WONDERFUL

JhyMedex:
Girl was a nymphomaniac...But I matched her sex drive...
Helps that I'm a Doctor too..
Na where the liver come from..

Nicklaus619:
Bro, no he small thing oh.
And the girl fine like this ehh, Nah why them say sickness no dey show for face

chyzoo4u:
Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

chyzoo4u:
Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

HONESTFACT101:
cheers to those of us who never get the ugly experience and is planning never to get it ^{......signing out✈}

chyzoo4u:
Since una match unaselves for the drive, make una kuku marry if una neva do

Nicklaus619:
I dated this babe way back 200l, then I was staying off campus and funny enough, ever since we started dating she never told me she's asthmatic plus she never had a crisis in my present, so there was no way I could know.

One cold evening, I was banging this babe and she was moaning in ecstasy, all of a sudden she exploded with orgasm and started struggling for breath and I was thinking it's just normal orgasmic girly drama until she finished orgasm and she was still jerking, I look into her eyes and it was all white as Bleep, Nah there I begin they cry , thought she was about to die, until I ran and called my landlord after covering her unclothedness with my duvet, he came and asked me, where her hand bag, I brought it, he ransacked it and brought out one rubber stuff, I later found out it was an inhaler, he put it inside her mouth and she started sulking on it and gasping until she was finally stable, i was crying the whole time , left for my guy man landlord, I didn't know what would become of me .


After the incidence, my respect for my landlord increased because he rescued me from certain death, he was like my personal lord and saviour , after the incidence, before I ask any girl out, I will stylishly ask whether she's asthmatic , I was scared to death that day, that was the day I knew Jesus love me specially as she no die for my hand that day
Very nice man that year.

Powersurge:
In all these stories, I rediscovered how primitive Nigeria as a country is. Anybody found in company of a dead person must be responsible. Even to help accident victim na wahala.