iamyemiakins:
I see truth and lies on this thread.

This I have seen

This you have seen kee you there

Hmmmmmm

I started working at a very young age.Getting my periods properly calculated was still a problem for me then.I was the only female in my team ,Period showed early I had to rely on the closet male colleague I had then to save my life. So annoying.

I was caught on cctv bleeping a female colleague.

In secondary skul den.i usually starch and iron my skul uniform..one of d neatest guy den...just 4 unknwin makin noise...d wicked teacher ask me 2 sit down on dat chalk dusted floor..immediately i sat down wit my very starch and iron uniform d whole klaz started shoutin..it waz nt funny at all to me

Shit worry me on the first day of resumption. Went to meet the cleaner and I couldn't express myself well. She would later tell another colleague in Yoruba that I was shitting about

sammy7410:
That day i just saw two of them coming like dey plan me
I just ran 4 my life like dis two gentle men

Wetin u smoke this after?

Couldn't answer a simple biology que then in SS1 and my beautiful crush was present that day.

2012 I can't forget
Still a 2nd lieutenant then, so the OIC ordered I file the men up for a briefing, I passed down order to Sgt who filed men up awaiting our OIC to brief us.

A Colonel was passing by as i turned smartly academy style to put the men on attention to pay him compliment na pràaaaaaaaah I hear

My trouser don tear

Senior officer just burst laugh but of course my men dared not laugh, I am sure they gave me a nickname

As I was smoking weed in our office toilet, I was caught red handed by a senior colleague who decided not to report me because he obtained a stick of weed for himself too...I never knew he equally smokes

I was asked to send a mail to the ED. I sent it with the wrong format, entered panic mode, sent another with typos. Noticed the typo, sent another again.

The ED replied me with a welcome mail and told me to calm down. I was only 2 weeks on the job.

Lies dropping in 1,2,3

CaptainStephen:
2012 I can't forget
Still a 2nd lieutenant then, so the OIC ordered I file the men up for a briefing, I passed down order to Sgt who filed men up awaiting our OIC to brief us.

A Colonel was passing by as i turned smartly academy style to put the men on attention to pay him compliment na pràaaaaaaaah I hear

My trouser don tear

Senior officer just burst laugh but of course my men dared not laugh, I am sure they gave me a nickname

official praaaah

realtheo:
As I was smoking weed in our office toilet, I was caught red handed by a senior colleague who decided not to report me because he obtained a stick of weed for himself too...I never knew he equally smokes

hakeemhakeem:



official praaaah

You hold your head high like nothing happened after the praaah

May 27 2015
Didn't go to work because of children day,

I've had children day break all my life even in higher institution, that I just stayed home on may 27 just like May 1st thinking that's how the whole country use to have it

When I resumed May 28 (while preparing for may 29 holiday break in my mind) I was surprised everyone came the previous day, had to lie I was sick

Am smelling enough lies

pocohantas:
I was asked to send a mail to the ED. I sent it with the wrong format, entered panic mode, sent another with typos. Noticed the typo, sent another again.

The ED sent me a welcome mail and told me to calm down. I was only 2 weeks on the job.

Hahaha. This is damn funny. I love your ED. He/she is understandable.

pocohantas:
I was asked to send a mail to the ED. I sent it with the wrong format, entered panic mode, sent another with typos. Noticed the typo, sent another again.

The ED sent me a welcome mail and told me to calm down. I was only 2 weeks on the job.

Awwww see life.

I was caught playing video games in the company's Game section during work hours because I was running a bash command on a server that would take about an hour to complete, so I decided to do something with the time since I was bored.

CEO walked in and greeted me, I greeted him back trying to hide the game controller.

At the end of the month, I no see salary. I just knew something had happened.

Na so my one month salary take vamoos!

Twoclans:
Hmmmmmm

I started working at a very young age.Getting my periods properly calculated was still a problem for me then.I was the only female in my team ,Period showed early I had to rely on the closet male colleague I had then to save my life. So annoying.

Pele o

A lady sat on my legs while a facilitator was showing us one graph on his system to explain a particular topic. Shortly after the lady got up, I noticed my cream colour trouser was stained with red.

I was looking for the injury spot until someone said "Rose, is like you're on"

Omo e no funny dat day

Not work place though

truthsayer009:
I was caught playing video games in the company's Game section during work hours because I was running a bash command on a server that would take about an hour to complete, so I decided to do something with the time since I was bored.

CEO walked in and greeted me, I greeted him back trying to hide the game controller.

At the end of the month, I no see salary. I just knew something had happened.

Na so my one month salary take vamoos!

Med ooo ...lol

CaptainStephen:
2012 I can't forget
Still a 2nd lieutenant then, so the OIC ordered I file the men up for a briefing, I passed down order to Sgt who filed men up awaiting our OIC to brief us.

A Colonel was passing by as i turned smartly academy style to put the men on attention to pay him compliment na pràaaaaaaaah I hear

My trouser don tear

Senior officer just burst laugh but of course my men dared not laugh, I am sure they gave me a nickname

Abi na you cpl fatai dey call bomber mess dah year?
Just kidding.
But fr that's embarrassing .
That's how one Rsm addressed troops on the parade ground with his fly wide open. As baba go to pay adjutant compliment, adjutant come tell am whatsup. Turned out he had carried on his business right from the start of the morning with his zipper in that condition. Baba punish those soldiers for parade ground that day

The GRM department manager sent an email to All Staff asking interested staff to indicate interest for some of the bank's appliances to be disposed stating their prices.

Yours truly replied the mail, asking if a standing fan of 5k or so can go for 1,500. Voila!

It's when my boss and another manager started talking about my interest in the fan before I realized I've replied to ALL STAFF!!

Make I come read comments

after releasing a dangerous gas that smells like hell that's when my boss start coming to my office thanks to my air-freshener

I was watching a YouTube video while working

Tho it was an IT tutorial video for a program I was doing...


The server office actually saw that on his system and sent a direct message to me...

Dawson why don't you switch off the video and continue with it when u get home. Thank you ..

Paid compliment to a 2lt, thought he's a major because of his stature and obvious old age. Gosh

Theoarhics:
I was caught fingering my colleague on camera while on night duty while working as a receptionist at one hotel. She lured me into it sha

yekparikpa

So It happened in the office where my boss called in for a briefing....
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Ah its true, am still unemployed!