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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by CioAngels(f): 3:04pm On Jun 22, 2021
Magnoliaa:


I'm speechless... fest hof hall. Lemme *collate* my thoughts. So I'm done thinking, calling on my eons-old muse to drop this inspired take.

I admire the man. I really, deeply admire him. I mean where are men like this? In this age? A man who doesn't take nonsense and can put women in their place?

This is obviously a man who can set his house in order, and and... In this age when husband is scarce is where some women are going to be fighting side chick? No, na she marry the man? undecided Her post for the house never set, she still dey compromise, omo, any woman wey get audacity reach that level go dey fight women wey dey help am take care of husband should better get ready to have herself replaced. Yeah, 'cos desperate chicks are out there, and if one of them manage to snag that position (because tbh men nowadays have become disillusioned with modern women filling their heads with equality crap and fake life on social media) and so, bye bye to her revered post oh. There is no shame greater than a woman leaving husband's house to now go back and... go where? Start from where?

Las las, he wee do and come back to you. E never finish? And you will now show the true, caring love he couldn't get from those girls in his old age. So I really am seeing a lot to pick from this tweet. Marry with the expectation that it rains everywhere, I mean even in hellfire, it does.

Some men won't even tell you what they'll do to you if you ever try to disgrace them like this, it'll be your beating waiting for you at home...

So just to conclude, this man is a very sensible, lenient and not to forget, African man to the core. When you know another woman can be promoted over you, tell me how you won't give yourself brain and not misbehave now. Tell me. This'll make every woman sit up.
I will be happy also if he still in his right state mind, then he can do it effectively going by what is happening that, is like it has become anorm for women.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Preetti(f): 3:08pm On Jun 22, 2021
Vaiki:
Mumu comment from a Mumu guy.
Barbiturate is not a mumu, you're the mumu

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by chukwuibuipob: 3:11pm On Jun 22, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?
pocohantas.U knw dis man? He graduated from UNN/served in Osun State in 1995.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by tegrianonigltd(m): 3:14pm On Jun 22, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue

Them Solomon, David and the rest na coward ooh, even Abraham Bleep him maid to born Ismael lol
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by ChiefSosa(m): 3:14pm On Jun 22, 2021
Crunchyg3:

So you as a man if you meet your wife outside with her side guy, you will make noise and make a scene? Smh
There's several ways to handle such situation. Read my post very well before arriving at the conclusion that I'll start raising my voice. And, if I do raise my voice; no problem. I am human and emotions can get the best of me. Toodles!
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Ybaby: 3:15pm On Jun 22, 2021
pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?

He should be careful....sidechics now kill their sugardaddies and steal their money.

Adagba je raufu

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 3:16pm On Jun 22, 2021
Preetti:
Barbiturate is not a mumu, you're the mumu
And you are the what? The whorre?
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Queenserah26(f): 3:16pm On Jun 22, 2021
You deserve an award for this sir

Barbiturate:
Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home?
You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by KenModi(m): 3:16pm On Jun 22, 2021
Barbiturate:
Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home?
You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age

His wife should simply have a side boy outside. E no too hard and if he chooses to fight her or the boy over the matter, the woman should upgrade him to husband. Nonsense!

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by afamaustin(m): 3:18pm On Jun 22, 2021
Very soon a man will be intitled to marry more than 3 wife,the rate gals are been born in hospital is 70: 30.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Ybaby: 3:18pm On Jun 22, 2021
Magnoliaa:


I'm speechless... fest hof hall. Lemme *collate* my thoughts. So I'm done thinking, calling on my eons-old muse to drop this inspired take.

I admire the man. I really, deeply admire him. I mean where are men like this? In this age? A man who doesn't take nonsense and can put women in their place?

This is obviously a man who can set his house in order, and and... In this age when husband is scarce is where some women are going to be fighting side chick? No, na she marry the man? undecided Her post for the house never set, she still dey compromise, omo, any woman wey get audacity reach that level go dey fight women wey dey help am take care of husband should better get ready to have herself replaced. Yeah, 'cos desperate chicks are out there, and if one of them manage to snag that position (because tbh men nowadays have become disillusioned with modern women filling their heads with equality crap and fake life on social media) and so, bye bye to her revered post oh. There is no shame greater than a woman leaving husband's house to now go back and... go where? Start from where?

Las las, he wee do and come back to you. E never finish? And you will now show the true, caring love he couldn't get from those girls in his old age. So I really am seeing a lot to pick from this tweet. Marry with the expectation that it rains everywhere, I mean even in hellfire, it does.

Some men won't even tell you what they'll do to you if you ever try to disgrace them like this, it'll be your beating waiting for you at home...

So just to conclude, this man is a very sensible, lenient and not to forget, African man to the core. When you know another woman can be promoted over you, tell me how you won't give yourself brain and not misbehave now. Tell me. This'll make every woman sit up.

If sttupiditty was to be defined in plenty words like an harvard professor will define it - the post above is the definition of sttupidityy

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Preetti(f): 3:18pm On Jun 22, 2021
Vaiki:
And you are the what? The whorre?
Your mum is the whoreee
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by michoim(m): 3:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
olabrinks:
See this agbaya supposed to be preparing for grave he is talking about side chick this and that. Na wa
Na you wan kill am? Abi you na wan live long pass his age?
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by EndRape2(f): 3:20pm On Jun 22, 2021
This one is a big fool, I am sure he does not have a wife at home, reason he can post this stupid post here, at least show respect to your wife, your life is in her hands, same way her life is in your hands I read a story where a man held his wife neck she was sleeping and wanted to strangle her, thank God she fought with her last blood and screamed so hard, the man had to run, till date no body knows his where about.

Lol
Uhmmm be good to your partner, respect your husband, husband love your wife,. And treat her well.

Lot of people do not have forgiven spirit ooo, they can harm you, .

Be careful as a man if you think you have little money and you want to start treating women like rags, women be careful if you think you can scam a man and run....

Everybody should be careful
Biko













author=pocohantas post=102273877]This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think? [/quote]

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by simplesearch: 3:21pm On Jun 22, 2021
Shikena:

Are you sure?
God is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow o. He did not forbid Abraham, David and Solomon and their polygamy.

Read this my brother, you'll see polygamy was God's permissive will to the old testament people, it was never his perfect will for man. As far as God was concern it was a total confusion, reason no single true prophet of God divorced or practice it all through the old testament, only those at the lower rung of spiritual ladder were permitted due to their hardness of heart; and with strong condition attached. More-also majority of old testament people jew or no jew were at the kindergarten level of spiritual understanding, but under the new testament we enjoy fullness of grace and relationship with God.

Mark 10: 1-12
And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.
2And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.
3And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?
4And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.
5And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.
6But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
7For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
8And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
9What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
10And in the house his disciples asked him again of the same matter.
11And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.
12And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by kabaarikabaari: 3:28pm On Jun 22, 2021
for the fact that u married her does not mean u should behave like an animal. U think u are free to have a side chick Hmmmm. Women are not fools. we can even do more than having just one side guy n still maintain a good wife role. let us respect God in all. Sha me me show u say u too small 4d game. U hit ,i hit. Marriage 4tire u
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vulcan24(m): 3:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
hmmm!!! i dont think hes speaking for himself, hes sharing a thought to restore sanity to the society for both man and woman

this is a bold incursion. nice one
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by FlipModeSquade(m): 3:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue
Your opinion..

IRRELEVANT in the grand scheme of things.. angry

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by simplesearch: 3:31pm On Jun 22, 2021
Princedapace:


That one no concern me. My own is stop judging the entire world from the angle of christains. Many religions are not against polygamy. How the person ends is actually his or her personal decision.



There is one Devil, satan, lucifer in the world since time immemorial and all those who belong to the dark kingdom must choose his rule and wish and wisdom and desire and lifestyle and stick to them religiously; whether from Asia or America or Africa or Pacific or India or anywhere; only one devil and only one way to hell. In like manner there is no any other way to heaven aside Jesus Christ, he's the Way, the Truth and the Life. Anyone telling you there is any another way to get to heaven is only fantasizing with his shadows, don't be deceived.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by KaptainAfrika: 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2021
His wife is not on social media.

pocohantas:
This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan. grin

What do you think?
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Lewisdinho(m): 3:39pm On Jun 22, 2021
Shit write up
Magnoliaa:


I'm speechless... fest hof hall. Lemme *collate* my thoughts. So I'm done thinking, calling on my eons-old muse to drop this inspired take.

I admire the man. I really, deeply admire him. I mean where are men like this? In this age? A man who doesn't take nonsense and can put women in their place?

This is obviously a man who can set his house in order, and and... In this age when husband is scarce is where some women are going to be fighting side chick? No, na she marry the man? undecided Her post for the house never set, she still dey compromise, omo, any woman wey get audacity reach that level go dey fight women wey dey help am take care of husband should better get ready to have herself replaced. Yeah, 'cos desperate chicks are out there, and if one of them manage to snag that position (because tbh men nowadays have become disillusioned with modern women filling their heads with equality crap and fake life on social media) and so, bye bye to her revered post oh. There is no shame greater than a woman leaving husband's house to now go back and... go where? Start from where?

Las las, he wee do and come back to you. E never finish? And you will now show the true, caring love he couldn't get from those girls in his old age. So I really am seeing a lot to pick from this tweet. Marry with the expectation that it rains everywhere, I mean even in hellfire, it does.

Some men won't even tell you what they'll do to you if you ever try to disgrace them like this, it'll be your beating waiting for you at home...

So just to conclude, this man is a very sensible, lenient and not to forget, African man to the core. When you know another woman can be promoted over you, tell me how you won't give yourself brain and not misbehave now. Tell me. This'll make every woman sit up.

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by higgs: 3:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
You may die before him
olabrinks:
See this agbaya supposed to be preparing for grave he is talking about side chick this and that. Na wa
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
DontBullshitMe:
Polygamy over infidelity (having side chicks).

Only cowards have side-chicks. tongue
With the level of infidelity in town now and the way women easily open toto to other men these days, only COWARDs don't have side chicks

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Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by zaxbash: 3:41pm On Jun 22, 2021
We Dey with u gidigba
Magnoliaa:


Talk joor. grin cheesy Nobody can do you anything. I'm behind you.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Lewisdinho(m): 3:41pm On Jun 22, 2021
- Minus 0.1 reasoning
Twoclans:


With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk grin

When the era of attacking side chics was raining I said it countless times ,as a wife never attack a side chic physically or verbally in a public place.It never pays you as a wife to do that.

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.

I stand with him the only problem is that 95% of side chics do not want to be upgraded to a wife.Who wife help?.I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.

Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane.They will always have a place in the society.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jun 22, 2021
simplesearch:



There is one Devil, satan, lucifer in the world since time immemorial and all those who belong to the dark kingdom must choose his rule and wish and wisdom and desire and lifestyle and stick to them religiously; whether from Asia or America or Africa or Pacific or India or anywhere; only one devil and only one way to hell. In like manner there is no any other way to heaven aside Jesus Christ, he's the Way, the Truth and the Life. Anyone telling you there is any another way to get to heaven is only fantasizing with his shadows, don't be deceived.
So what you mean now is only Christians will go to heaven
Chai
Me only thing I know na to enjoy my life love my neighbor as I love my self every other ones no concern me
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by postnas(m): 3:45pm On Jun 22, 2021
If you are in Abuja
Let's hangout at LIT club tomorrow
Magnoliaa:


I'm speechless... fest hof hall. Lemme *collate* my thoughts. So I'm done thinking, calling on my eons-old muse to drop this inspired take.

I admire the man. I really, deeply admire him. I mean where are men like this? In this age? A man who doesn't take nonsense and can put women in their place?

This is obviously a man who can set his house in order, and and... In this age when husband is scarce is where some women are going to be fighting side chick? No, na she marry the man? undecided Her post for the house never set, she still dey compromise, omo, any woman wey get audacity reach that level go dey fight women wey dey help am take care of husband should better get ready to have herself replaced. Yeah, 'cos desperate chicks are out there, and if one of them manage to snag that position (because tbh men nowadays have become disillusioned with modern women filling their heads with equality crap and fake life on social media) and so, bye bye to her revered post oh. There is no shame greater than a woman leaving husband's house to now go back and... go where? Start from where?

Las las, he wee do and come back to you. E never finish? And you will now show the true, caring love he couldn't get from those girls in his old age. So I really am seeing a lot to pick from this tweet. Marry with the expectation that it rains everywhere, I mean even in hellfire, it does.

Some men won't even tell you what they'll do to you if you ever try to disgrace them like this, it'll be your beating waiting for you at home...

So just to conclude, this man is a very sensible, lenient and not to forget, African man to the core. When you know another woman can be promoted over you, tell me how you won't give yourself brain and not misbehave now. Tell me. This'll make every woman sit up.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Khriztarl(f): 3:48pm On Jun 22, 2021
Twoclans:

With magnoliaa at all my sides I willl talk.*
whatever happened to your freedom of speech?


twoclans:

With the covid lockdown and movement restriction who else has noticed that attack on side chics is on an all time low. Madam has gotten enough dick thanks to lockdown and 95% are pregnant so oga can be with side chic in peace now.
after typing this, how do you feel? If not Stupeed, then you don't feel well. See a doctor.

twoclans post= 102280479] I will rather be a side chic to Dangote than be a wife to nwAmaikpe of nairaland.
[/quote] low IQ of a second hand material. See your comparison.
look at the window, your sense flew away.

[Quote author=twoclans
:
*Good side chics are important for a mans sanity,regardless of our disdain for side chics the truth is that side chics keeps a man sane* .
Nice one. I hope you also know a side cock keeps women sane too.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by zubimete(f): 3:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
Romanoff:
There is hope after all. I didn't know there were still a large percentage of sensible men on Nairaland but see them all over front page.

Baba God, I thank you o.
hmmmmm i was even surprised, women don suffer for niaja.
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jun 22, 2021
Twoclans:
If I talk my own now ,they will say twoclans na ashawo and na side chic supporter angry


Let me respect my old age lipsrsealed
talk o, ears are wide open
Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by suratwo62: 3:54pm On Jun 22, 2021
Barbiturate:
Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home?
You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age
Deuteronomy 21: 15-17 .....“If a man has two wives....."
The bible is the word of God. And this verse shows categorically that God approves of a man having more than one wife.

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