confusedworld17:


For the past 9 months now, na sunday sunday medicine I dey do and sometimes I fit add like one or two days join am.

Last Sunday I started late na him I say make I see weda I go fit chop bolt bonus, na one granny spoil am for me.
Any way sha, at the end of the trip granny gave me one derica of beans, one derica of white gari and one dried fish.

I had already done 6 trips, 4 more to chop the bonus and the time was ticking fast. 3 hours left.

Gwam!! Surulere trip enter. I was very happy that I was going to an area of short-short trips. For my mind, I don chop the bonus finish clean mouth.

Got to pick up and was expecting to see one "UMU AKA HIGH WAY" cos when she called me, she sounded like one. I mean those "Oga where are you" geng. Not knowing that she booked for her granny.

Long story short, granny just came back from Ilorin and had some goodies to share to her "adugbo" people.

Dem tie the things inside that black and yellow poly bag. Like ten to 15 bags. Na so granny begin dey direct me inside surulere, E ya bai, Egba bi. Omo na so we begin dey distribute the goodies one after the other.

Who born me to tell granny to make it snappy ? Granny would greet and greet at every stop.

As we were about to turn into granny's street, granny said I should park well that she wants to make call say if she enter house, say network no dey good inside house. The call took like 10 minutes.

30 minutes trip turn two hours plus. Before the end of the trip self, I don already give up on the bonus.

At the end of the trip, as I was about going, granny begin wave me to stop. Duro! duro! For my mind I said, Kilo tu sele ?
Granny handed me my own nylon bag.

pope191:


Deedee why guest, pair me with anyone except Felicity & Tojahh

BAZ001:


You are too much
Identify same moniker challenge. Top 3 highest moniker identified wins 50k
Duke111 will be referee

Pearl1910:


Lol...challenge wey don expire

peeps4u:


That man you mentioned will set this place on fire again.

Status200788:


Ass Licker alert...... Whoever you are am damn sure your next meal is not guaranteed. So shut d f*** up and lick that yellow swagerless monkey ass with passion maybe I mean maybe he will drop some crumbs for you. Nitwit.

BAZ001:


You want to start another one ?
You started the last one by saying rust everywhere na so I join you to comment but at the end Oyel seller held on to me like pest,
See your post

chijioke17:

How good are the Bluetooth scanners

peeps4u:


Your part time job beckoned bro, that was it. Pearl was right

BAZ001:


Now you beginning to sound like d other moniker only that you added sorry before the abuse.
How can you say sorry and still call my Duke111 stupid

Duke111 I found more moniker for you
Pope191 and pearl1910 are thesame
Izzou and Pocahontas too
Hmmm I need osogbo weed to see more
RickTisci and Status200788 same

You will just see two opposite people and merge them. Your cruise is on another level


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kanuisagoat:


I was trying to be as polite as possible.

What else do you call someone who says two usernames belong to the same person because they are next to each other

Duke111:


So as old as u are na the word stupid you fit open ur mouth talk?

Even cheerfulgiver despite aw blunt n irrational he can be in his words didnt use the word or any other insulting words.

U hurt me with that word cos there are others better words u cud use to address a man like u.

But no p i still have more monikers to uncover on this thread so get ready.

dru23:

centuryman:
Wetin be this one now?

Me wey I just de enjoy Baz001 cruise. Wetin concern me? Free me abeg baba dru23.

deedee44:

It's 1 guest(s) that was beside your name na, anytime we see 1 guest(s) viewing this thread we go know say na you

centuryman:
Bros, you ehn....you be something else. I dey always feel your cruise. Always on the soft side of life, taking life simple. I will like to grow up to become like you...

IFSHR:
Another caught...

Baz001 is same as brogxy...and both of em as same as 2guest

centuryman:
Wetin be this one now?

Me wey I just de enjoy Baz001 cruise. Wetin concern me? Free me abeg baba dru23.

kanuisagoat:


I was trying to be as polite as possible.

What else do you call someone who says two usernames belong to the same person because they are next to each other

BAZ001:


Be careful with them at Dru23
Life is harder over there than Lagos. (He Works like a broke ass)
That’s why the guy’s cruise is on another level.
If he should pick on you hmmmm

IFSHR:
Another caught...

Baz001 is same as brogxy...and both of em as same as 2guest

izzou:
I was with a driver on this thread yesterday, and he told me he has decided to quit ehailing.

But on a serious note, how Una dey make these 400k every month?

BAZ001:


This early morning that I want to snuck in and see if there is peace in the house.
you don catch two of us together ?
Mind yourself o.

IFSHR:
Guys lets be careful out there..

Just saw on instablog....2 riders on bolt almost killed their driver. One sat at the back and one at the front....na from back the rider use rope tie the driver neck, after much struggle and disfiguring of the drivers face he sha managed to escape but the two riders zoomed off with his car.... All happened in PH last night..

I pray God's protection on us always....I don't work late into the night though...but anything wey go make me pick rider for late night....if it's two guys I am canceling immediately. And if na just a guy, if u are too big to sit beside me, you will have to order another ride...infact for me o going forward any late night trip, I won't pick more than a passenger except the other riders are kids.

God protection on us always...let's be wise and vigilant

BAZ001:


This early morning mbanu,
I don’t know why I see comments like dis ?
No be from my mouth.
But I can tell you for free that
it’s this same Lagos with long traffics, bad roads, 700 naira trips and curfew 12-4am that we see 400k every month.
100k per week very easy , only be say dem no cut soap for me.
Wait by tomorrow u will see dashboards

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Since when you learn how to use gifs, we never rest

BAZ001:


This early morning mbanu,
I don’t know why I see comments like dis ?
No be from my mouth.
But I can tell you for free that
it’s this same Lagos with long traffics, bad roads, 700 naira trips and curfew 12-4am that we see 400k every month.
100k per week very easy , only be say dem no cut soap for me.
Wait by tomorrow u will see dashboards

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