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A Nigerian linguist, Ogbonnaya Okoro, has shared his experience with an overly dedicated hotel receptionist who offered herself to him. Read below:

I just checked into this hotel, took my bath, stepped out to walk round the street before I would start work.

The instruction is to drop key. I presented the key to the receptionist.

"Can I talk to you?" She asked.

"Why not?" I drew my ears closer.

She looked up and down, uneasy like one about to steal meat from pot. Nobody seemed to be coming.

"In case you need a toy to play with I am equal to the task".

It took a few seconds for this to register into my small head.

I laughed like a mad man. Like...am I in Nigeria or finally moved to obodo oyibo? But I like blunt ladies. Nd? Naija ad?r? blunt. Then no be Naija I Dey.

This must be in the dream. I had to pinch myself.

Two things are involved. First, if the pinch pains me, it is reality. Second, if I feel no pains, then it's dream. But the pinch pained me. It's true.

When I was paying for the room, she passed me the rules and regulations. Smoking isn't allowed. I told her no need. I don't smoke.

"But those who smoke are good in bed"

I pretended I didn't hear that. Of course nt? chiri m. Aunty press POS make I dey Waka, I have deadlines

This time around..."toy".

Ya b? ka m p?wa toy.

The angels began to whisper into my ears:

"Focus,

boy focus!"

Any? gbaga ?s? eluigwe...

But one useless spirit was telling me: "opportunity comes but once"...

Ma Angel Michael ma Angel Gabriel, ha n? m left and right....mma agha turning as it did Adam and Eve when they left Eden.

No crossing.

? b?ara ?r?, focus!

As I turned to look at her...

I paused, she paused; both of us paused.

?n?kwa m toy? Ap?gburu m onwe m na toy.

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Country hard and everyone seems to be hustling in many ways to put food on the table

Is this a poem or what?..

Hmmm, na wa ooo.
The man wan fúck but e just dey pretend.
Yeye man

Boy, Focus

No be today i start dey chop receptionist,very cheap.

What are we suppose to do with his yeye information. I couldn't even comprehend. Mumu man

The story no end cos for him to dey reason am, he finally accepted to play with the toy.

Which pikin dem go put sugar for him mouth wey go spit am out?

Except say the pikin get diabetes

Fahdiga:
Country hard and everyone seems to be hustling in many ways to put food on the table

broh you no lie country hard

Beebah2000:
Hmmm, na wa ooo.
The man wan fúck but e just dey pretend.
Yeye man

why you call am yeye man when na the woman ask am out??

Lilpen3758:
why you call am yeye man when na the woman ask am out??

I dey call am yeye man because e dey pretend as if e no wan fúck her.

Beebah2000:
I dey call am yeye man because e dey pretend as if e no wan fúck her.

ooh so na him u go still insult??
Why you no go insult dey woman way no be her job to fúck but way wan fück to get paid??

Lilpen3758:
ooh so na him u go still insult??
Why you no go insult dey woman way no be her job to fúck but way wan fück to get paid??

Life hard na.
Leave her make she fúck, as far money is involved no problem.
E no concern me because no be me them go fúck na

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Damnnn niggar
Isoright

And you go surprise say that na Person serious girlfriend o

Mazi did you later taste the honey pot or not.

You forgot to include that in your post.

Nothing new here.

For a quickie and 3-5k receptionists in some low hotels in pH will be readily available.
They try to make extra money and I can understand why they do this...most of them are students who work only night shifts.

Focus!
Bran focus!!!!
You did not ask yourself how a receptionist will have the time to double as both receptionist and a toy at the same time in the same hotel
Dem fit plant am there oooooooo
Remember Chindinma!
Many 'GENERALS! have been lost to the cold hands of kpetus this year oooo!
Shora f'obinrin look! Olorun a was pelue o!

No be new thing. Been happening for long. But, the story writing pattern and words usage is very funny.

It's totally wrong and against hotels policy...more reason I fired a staff last year...

she got personal with a customer after report came to me that she was found staying long hours in a customers room even while on duty.

That's the trend now, 90% of young ladies are into prostitution aka "hookup" while 90% of young guys are into fraud aka "yahoo".

That's how they behave..they are worse when running night shifts

Poverty.


They are desperate for money.


Next time, if they offer u, bargain and pay them and dnt touch them.

that is the gender una dey reject for stronger gender.

if you ask her, she has bills wey no concern her that the same society and culture placed on her shoulder. (school fees of her youngerones , sick parents etc)

being blunt abi marketing her goods

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