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Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by theTranscriber: 12:21pm On Oct 05, 2021
Okonjo123:
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bbrps abeg no dey disturb my mentions
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Okonjo123(m): 12:33pm On Oct 05, 2021
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Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Nobody: 12:48pm On Oct 05, 2021
Clap for yourself
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Flyingngel(m): 1:44pm On Oct 05, 2021
I see
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Jeon(f): 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2021
theTranscriber:
I don't want to demarket Nigerian women here
So you'd better mind yourself or I'll disgrace you
Bloody fools everywhere undecided
Lol you make me laugh.
Let me help yo..
The men and women are heavy the same in the market.
They only label women as a prostitute Because of the heavy hypocrisy that dual in their hearts.

Male and female the way they sell their bodies are
Friends with benefits
Dating[ if he spent 1 naira on u, your body must be use.. If he no spend the same thing ] or he will assumed that you are fuvkin another nigga.
Trafficking
Marrying elderly people because of money.
[girls marry with in while men marry outside 1St century grannies for green cards ]

Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Jeon(f): 3:04pm On Oct 05, 2021
theTranscriber:
if you're Nigerian
You are stupid
He's insulting you and youre cheering him

People like you are just unbelievable

I'm sorry for you fati soul

Fools everywhere

Or you think he's only insulting Nigerian men? :DI'm sorry for you
He's not insulting, he's stating the facts based on what you Nigerians are displaying across the globe.....

Yeah we are unbelievable because we don't back up our hypocrite brothers and sisters with lies to make our image clean.
JaceBlaze I support you.
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Ussycool: 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

The father to that Zimbabwean girl friend of yours is not a real niggar
Grab my gadmnnn weed and a bottle to read comments

It seems there are alot of real niggarrrs on this thread

Whether the world like it or not. We are the real niggarz of Africa.....most baby girls from other Africa countries know this....
They always want to to stick with our men.....because they know we are strong, though, real and hard....

And when a baby girl know you are are though and real...they stick to your asss like glue
That is how one Zimbabwean abi Zambia girl stick to my uncle's ass in texas......they are married now
Oga me... How are you doing?
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Jeon(f): 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2021
SyrusdeHansome:
And u can insult ur fellow Nigerian right? Hypocrisy and inferiority complex will kill some of u
No mind am.. They're just hypocrites.. They can insults theirselves but they wouldn't agree to be insult by another national...




I KNOW SAY E CHOKE YOU DOWN BECAUSE I NO BACK MY PEOPLE.. Lol, nah wetin dem be I dey tell Unah [foreigners ] so JaceBlaze
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by JaceBlaze: 4:49pm On Oct 05, 2021
Jeon:
He's not insulting, he's stating the facts based on what you Nigerians are displaying across the globe.....

Yeah we are unbelievable because we don't back up our hypocrite brothers and sisters with lies to make our image clean.
JaceBlaze I support you.
I appreciate the support brother cheesy cheesy
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by khia:
SyrusdeHansome:
Don't think because u were born in US that you're more important than Africans who migrated there. If ur great grand parent that were taken there during slave trade were as lazy as some of u I don't think that country will be what it is. And who do u think u are to be telling pple where to migrate to or not? I know you're not from America. U don't even reside there. You've never even set foot on that great country. Americans aren't bitter pple. The reason they r this great is because they've opened their country to pple from other countries and they do that with happiness. You're a Ghanaian who just wanna use the name of that great country to rubbish Nigeria. U write with bitterness and only an African can act that way
Yeah the US is such a great country with no bitterness or racism, that's why the former president Donald Trump stopped Nigerians, Liberians and Muslims from migrating here. America!!!! **Land of The Free, Home Of The Brave** BULLSHIT!!!!

Only the people who have lived in the US from generation to generation can see her ugliness, you newbies are blind to it.
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by TMKsouth: 5:42pm On Oct 05, 2021
SyrusdeHansome:
Jerusalem was only made popular by Buna Boy
Liar - it was popularised by an Angolan dance group that began an international online challenge. I've never seen Burna interviewed overseas for Jerusalema, but I've seen Master KG and Nomcebo all over the place on global channels.

Didn't Burna boycott SA anyway for xenophobia - whatever happened to that? Guess he couldn't resist riding the Jerusalema wave for profit.
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Dre183(m): 3:11am On Oct 06, 2021
Hoodlums don hijack this thread grin
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Chuky7(m): 9:10am On Oct 06, 2021
Franzinni:
ok .. her name is zanifa, met here in the UK, when I was a student lecturer in a film school, she was looking for an apartment, and there was a room free in the shared apartment I was living at thehome time. So she came asking after she saw an ad me and one other Nigerian dude put up. That afternoon I got a call and she spoke very confident and soft, I asked her to come see the place now we were only men in that apartment so I never thought she would take it but still I wanted to see her. There was a bus stop right in front of my crib and from my window up stairs I could see the road. Minutes later the bus dropped her ... I could see her but it was freezing and so sheon was covered up like an Eskimo from the moon. I waved her and shelet came to thebe door I opened up she was good looking but in her late 20s ... we exchanged pleasantries and she was friendly smiling at every joke I make which for me was a good sign...I showed her around and then she had toa leave which I saw her to the bus stop which arrives at timed intervals so we got gusting ... got to know what she did for work, she said she was a doctor but she lied, she was a lab tech. The bus came and she left and I began to call her once a while initially with the pretence of asking if she still wanted to take the place, but she said she got somewhere else which was close to me but abit more expensive. She was roommates with a white Irish nurse. And so I started to work on her mind ... I knew how difficult it is for a black woman to get a black man abroad so I knew I was the prize. I kept making her feel cared for asking the right questions at theall right time ... God knows I only wanted to get the yams and she was a formidable challenge. About a week later we planned a date and boom we met at a restaurant, I was all dressed up, hair cut and clean and I had my swagger on flick.

She was dressed nicely too and after the date we decided to go for a walk ... tip, women abroad love you to take them for a walk just do it and you get a bonus point in their heart. Anyways we went walking and talking about everything and anything, I have her the full cruise, gentleman to the core package. Met a couple of racists along the way tho, they show Thier hate by spitting on the floor while staring at you, we didn't mind. It made her even closer and I was soaking it all up ... after a long walk she invited me over to see her place. It was around 8pm and dark out. So weI got to her place ..Nice apartment, it was like a big room with two layer where the living room and kitchen were down stairs and the bedrooms were upstairs but you can see themy bedroom from downstairs as the stairs, is just some metal construction that leads to the upper level. I got in and she asked to take my coat ...for my mind I say "correct" next thing she asked what I would like toto eat, I was like she should surprise me, while we were going back and forth playfully on what to eat, the whitey roommate walked in the main door... She was friendly but I didn't like her because she had a vibe.... cockblocking vibe... I nor dey like those kind people ...So she asked zanifa who I was, and she said I was a friend ... whitey come say, where did she meet me, in my mind I was like is this an interrogation ? Zanifa replied on thethe road, I was getting the vibe that they were not close and I felt better .. even if her white ass was a cuck blocker, she won't block this cuck. Whitey come say she is asking so that she can go and meet her own ... for my mind I felt like Mr universe, so nah so I fine ? It's ok! Whitey went upstairs to her room leaving us alone downstairs ...zanifa went to the kitchen to cook .. I sat back like I wan the landlord and was changing channel on tv ... a while later food was ready and she brought it simple rice and stew,with some chicken type sauce at this point , it was almost 10pm and then after eating she said gosh it's getting late won't you go home? I looked her dead in the eye and I said NO!... The room was silent...

I was looking into her eyes and she didn't break the contact but as a guyman, I knew she wanted some vitamin D. But if a showed any simp attitude she will close the curtain on the show ...

She then asked in a sexy tone ...whyyy? And then she looked away I knew I had her then and I began to give her the story of how dangerous it was for me to walk around that late and that she could go sleep upstairs and I will be comfy in the couch downstair.. She kept ... trying to tell me how she didn't know it was this late and if she knew she would have been more conscious. And shared the blame too and eventually she said she would go and sleep in her room and I said fine... me wey I know toto dey scratch the girl mtcheew!

Mind you, I had not seen her shape because of themy way she dresses ... but I was hopeful haha... this babe leave me there o... like film trick.. I watched her climb the stairs and up to the next level and into her room and the door slammed shut.. all this time, I could hear whitey making noise I knew she would be listening to us. Anyway nah man I be, so I sat back and continued watching the film and like an angel from heaven. Her door unlocked and opened and she came out ... I form not noticing I just kept watching the telly, I could hear the stairs creek as shea walked down and then I looked ...

She had a t shirt with no bra and a tight jogger bottom on ... my brain short circuited instantly .. guys! I kid you not, she had a shape of a goddess, the bress was pointing my way from under the t-shirt and in her hand was a blanket and then she said she brought it for me.. my mouth struggled to catch up with my brain as she sat her fine ass in the cough right beside me..yepa then she used the blanket to cover both of us remaining head.. my little head was having a heart attack every heart beat in my chest was felt down below I knew I was in the net already... at that point if she asked for my life just to let the tip, I was ready !

Like play we begin play and from play it turn to that moment when we just looked at another like you done die today! Gbam the knacking start ....african style from couch we scatter everywhere enter floor shift center rug like say nah fight, whitey just silent but I didn't even want to know at that point .. I had a nut to get !

I got that nut without a rubber it was after I realized and the fear hit me. But I played it cool even when she kept asking if I busted the battalion inside? Long story short, she went back to her room and I just chilled for a bit. Felt very uncomfortable but couldn't wash off my little head just had to wipe off .. nasty I know hehe but you wanted to hear so I am telling all!

Morning came and zanifa was ready for work she started giving me attitude like she made a mistake ... I knew it was because I used manchy on her in her own house in a country where men come after the dog in a house hold haha. So we walked out and she left ... I went back home feeling like jamsebond then I got a call from zanifa.

She stared cursing me out, telling me how she shouldn't have let me come into her house and how it was a mistake and blah blah. I didn't say much I just let her talk and she Said she never want to see me again yada yada! And she hung up ... that day I needed to rest so I put on my xbox 360 and played red dead redemption online ... forgetting everything for the moment ... about 2 hours passed my phone rang, guys ! Guess who? It was zanifa on the caller I'd, I was like boom another dose of insults but I picked the call ... and I heard her voice ... she said... come and open the door I am downstairs .. instantly I looked through my window and I saw her at my door .. my little head went to battle mode instantly.. gosh the guy was being hyperactive! And how I had to rush downstairs to open the door while trying to play it off like there wasn't a solid wood dangling below.

She walked in and into my room upstairs and I followed ... She sat on my bed and I sat on my revolving chair and continued playing my game.. then she said so is it me playing game she came so see? I instantly turned to lock eyes with her and she had the look! I knew it was on ... another round of knacking started haha ... when she had finish using me hehe she got dressed and left ... this time I didn't use a rubber as well,why bother ? And after that day we start in touch but my schooling and work and her work was always in the way of making time for us to bash each others head in.. and slowly we drifted apart. Zanifa an african queen I met and she burnt herself into my memory for life. If I see her today laidis, it's on!


There you go ... the story of my Tanzanian baby girl. I told you it was a long story. Forgive my typos cus I know say e choke.
Am confused why was she angry. Cause u came in her? Or the whole you used her? Didn't get that Part

And that come over let's discuss when she's forming vex works every time you get makeup knacks
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Canih28: 1:26pm On Oct 06, 2021
Aleora:
very right..let them watch Cheaters on CBS,thy will be shocked that Nigerian ladies are learning �
so you too watch cheaters ®
bad girl wink
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Canih28: 1:38pm On Oct 06, 2021
khia how US of A?
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Aleora(f): 3:51pm On Oct 06, 2021
Canih28:
so you too watch cheaters ®
bad girl wink
LMAO���
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by poik(m): 8:36pm On Oct 06, 2021
khia:
Nooo!! I'm just messing with you. grin if I didn't like some of you I would never come on this site. It's only the AfriCOONS and arrogant, egotistical liars I can't stand.
Lol. Something tells me you need love, a good dose of romantic love. Not sex o, love. Masculine, protective, endearing, fulfilling love.
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by khia: 9:53pm On Oct 06, 2021
Canih28:
khia how US of A?
A white man's paradise as usual until Biden opens up the flood gate for Nigerians and Muslims to come in again. grin grin
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by Canih28: 9:56pm On Oct 06, 2021
khia:
A white man's paradise as usual until Biden opens up the flood gate for Nigerians and Muslims to come in again. grin grin
Our oga Biden
If it hurts you so much, you can go and hug a transformer cheesy
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by khia: 1:38am On Oct 07, 2021
Canih28:
Our oga Biden
If it hurts you so much, you can go and hug a transformer cheesy
LMAO grin grin That's not how I feel, I was letting you know how the white man feels right now.
Re: My Experience Dating A Lady From Zimbabwe by khia: 1:40am On Oct 07, 2021
poik:
Lol. Something tells me you need love, a good dose of romantic love. Not sex o, love. Masculine, protective, endearing, fulfilling love.
I'm good. smiley
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