czarr:
Lmao
Just invest the little money you have in dressing like a yahoo boy(dress like you have money), and get plenty lamba(lies) for mouth.

Promise and fail is also a weapon in your Arsenal, go out more often looking posh even if money no dey your aza, even if na only two bottles you drink for posh joint follow the girls dey reason make sure better lies full your mouth, say you dey expect better money like month end or something like that....

tell the banny something like " have you been to so so and so happening place, say make wetin you dey expect just drop you go like take her there and as you go change your phone you go like change her own to( we dey call am promise and fail) if she like your yarns you done straff am be that, e get lamba wey you go get for mouth sef you go collect the one wey she get.

Girls dey deceived by appearances, let your packaging match your lamba (lies)...you go dey straff plenty speaking from experience bro, it's why we call dem fish brain.

Candidlady:


lmao iphone 11? Your location please! You must be suffering from "cheap upbringing"

HumansFailedMe:


See this one. You're the one suffering here. Oh! You think I will tag you to iPhone 13? You're still lame. You never reach. You can't even afford 11

Candidlady:


oh now its iphone13? Bros do have a lovely day!
n yeah happy sunday!

Think4Myself:

You be Yahoo girl?

Teekay21:

If you make the money women will come by themself not you stressing yourself to chase them around

Think4Myself:

For where?
I dey use Nokia

Automaticwinner:


Correct guy. E get one chick wey dey sell indomie close to my house and i wan knack am. I approach am yesterday but she say she no get phone though i suspect na lie. Wetin be the best way to go about this?

Candidlady:


what does that even mean?
abi someone up there already gave you an advice to "invest your lil money in wearz" jux to look like "yahoo boys" and "use your last change to buy 2botles of beer" jux to "straf" a girl!
now ask yourself
1. is there a difference in how a "yahoo boy" dres and how a "responsible individual" dres?
2. For you to straf a girl must you be an alcoholic?

why nat walk up to who you like or intendn "strafn" tel her your mind. Shes down no wahala, she aint then she should have a nice day!
again bros you no get liver, you are a chicken and you are suferin from chronic lowself esteem! Advice>try hitn the gym often and always walk with ur head high! Shalom

Nezzjnr:

Very illogical statement

You'll just be attracting gold diggers to yourself

KingDash:
no wonder... try buy even if na iphone 6, you go get leverage. we wey dey use 11 pro max we no need to approach babes, once them don see 3 cams, them don classify you as big man.. from there na easy fuckkkk. I no know when last I carry mouth toast woman.

Think4Myself:

I was asking cos from your profile picture, you dress like Benin Yahoo boys in 2019-2020 lol

Who wan fvck broke boy? This advice you're giving me only works when you have money cos of the confidence it gives you plus most females want someone with money.

I'm not suffering from low self esteem lol, I'm just broke and I know how reality works, nobody wants a broke man that's just life

I'll start hitting the gym once I have money, I've been doing calisthenics for a year now so I'm definitely not insecure about my looks.

Think4Myself:

Come give me update chairman
You dey pH?

KingDash:
I dey somewhere oh...I dey find update like this bros... the one I been get kids don cast am.

czarr:
She get phone bros she just no like you like that, which girl no get phone today?, I would advise you to move on, your time is too valuable for all those childish play. But... If you still want to run am, tell the girl say make she no worry say before next month end you go change your phone and you go give am the one wey you dey use, say make she just try give you means to contact am, even if na her Sister number.

Think4Myself:
Give me I fit still salvage am

KingDash:
Omo.. I don forget am sha

Think4Myself:

Come give me bombing site chairman

Think4Myself:
Boss abeg na, I dey starve

Faber:


Go to World Market or Dark0de and buy tools and cash out


Caveat: No be me send you o. As I dey type this I dey Portugal, so no be me send you.

Think4Myself:
These days I don't care about girls or relationships, I'm more focused on making money cos where I stay, you no fit smash with money, na Yahoo boys dey date all the girls, all of them with their iPhone 11s, I just see them, acknowledge their attractiveness and just keep on minding my business. Make I just cash out first I go start to reason all those things.

Think4Myself:
These days I don't care about girls or relationships, I'm more focused on making money cos where I stay, you no fit smash with money, na Yahoo boys dey date all the girls, all of them with their iPhone 11s, I just see them, acknowledge their attractiveness and just keep on minding my business. Make I just cash out first I go start to reason all those things.

see yor headlike Somali Guinea fowl.......so u want us to avoid female so we can turn gay...correct?....brother please I beg u..dont make us swaaaar 4u!!(no oofencse)

Pumpumking:




see yor headlike Somali Guinea fowl.......so u want us to avoid female so we can turn gay...correct?....brother please I beg u..dont make us swaaaar 4u!!(no oofencse)

Think4Myself:

You're really dumb my guy
Like wow,

Pumpumking:



but why are u add vice people to be gay becoz women reject u ?....r u ok sir?(no oofencse)