Toeyean1507:

Hahahah..........To them, it was an harmless question. In fact, I can picture her face while asking the question.
Seriously, I can't help imagining your embarrassed state.

you can imagine, I was soaked in embarrassment the worst was I couldn't even lift a finger about it. Her innocent face was fixed into mine expecting an answer. I just left thinking about the scene.

Benwallt:
you can imagine, I was soaked in embarrassment the worst was I couldn't even lift a finger about it. Her innocent face was fixed into mine expecting an answer. I just left thinking about the scene.

This is hilarious!!!

Deejay777:
I usually download movies and transfer to my laptop. So there's this my 7-year old nephew that always come to spend the weekend with us. He's fond of watching movies on my laptop.

So, that particular day, he was tired of watching movies, next thing he said; "uncle so so so, if u want to watch film on the laptop, you are allowed oooo".

I wan burst for laugh

lolz...nigga Don tire

India beating Nigeria 99 - 0

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?
Child: lafiya lau malam.
Me: mai ka chi yau?
Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.
Me: [img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Dan iska yaro
It's spelled "ci" pronounce "chi"

zidek:
India beating Nigeria 99 - 0

The funniest thing you've heard from a child, not as a child.

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Kai

Mine, it wasn't my child,it was me.when I was little I used to bathe with my dad so I usually see his penis and since I have penis as well my belief was that everybody has penis.so,on one faithful day I was with my grandma so she wanted to wee by the road side so I was socked when I noticed she has no penis so I asked her, grandma why didn't you have penis?she said when you get home, ask your daddy why I did not have penis.
Any time I remember this,I will just burst into laughter

Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..

Nickymichy:
Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..

Lol

my 5yrs cousin brother saw #5 note inside my bag one day and he said "uncle this your money cannot buy anything in my school o"

obawinner:
I knew something was wrong when I farted and my 5 year old cousin she said kabiyesi

Diswan hang

"Mummy I can't hear your voice telling the baby sorry. Say sorry!"

"Mummy you didn't say thank you. I have told you this before"

"Mummy uncle Booboo (her dad) is calling you"

Everyday is drama.

falebe:
My 9 years old daughter report a boy that beat her in school, and I told her to report to her teacher when she get to school the next day, and my son of 5 years old said she should let him know the boy when they get to school the next day..... and funniest thing is that he went to his sister class the next day and remind her about the boy.....

You have a son who loves his sister. Do more of engaging him in leadership roles. He will make you proud.

Toeyean1507:
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.

Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

The one I clearly remember wasn't funny but embarrassing. I went to visit my friend many years ago when we just finished secondary school and a kid of his brother told me that I looked like a baby.
Doing my IT many years after that incident, my boss also said the same words to me. May his soul RIP

Toeyean1507:
Here are mine......the most recent ones though.
My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

1yr+: 'the floor fall me down' and when she was two+: mummy, the moon is following me.



Share yours, let's have fun this sunny Thursday afternoon.

My baby cousin that year took first and his friend took 20, he felt bad that he didn’t get the bigger number. He excited ran to my mum when he saw her and said “mummy, I took 20” ... his mum replied “No , you took 1st”. He said No mummy, that number is small

This was some years back in the hostel I lived in while schooling. My neighbor’s 2 years old daughter, very sharp and bright, called out my name from the window of her mom’s room(my apartment was behind the window) She calls me “aunty Tunde”… she was like “Aunty Tunde, I’m having headache in my neck” I laughed so hard that day. I miss her, Izzy baby.

Me: What would you like to become in the future?

Boy: I want to become birikila (bricklayer).

No packaging at all

Lol lovely...

Nickymichy:
Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot.
Daughters: Daddy welcome
Me: thank you
Daughters: Daddy we are here
Me: ok
Daughters: Daddy we are here now
Me: i know you are there
Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up
After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage..

Too many that I can't even remember.
His recent one is monitoring my stomach. He is four,he will shout mummy you stomach is big,what did you eat? Told him there is a baby there.
Now,even for outside, the boy go the shout mummy see you baby stomach. He calls me mummy jayboy even in public oh. He can ask questions, very curious person.

Ask my little cousin 'how far?'

She replied: "I am not how far, my name is wuraola"

I shock!

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Guy Abeg I no get energy to laugh. Lol

6years old. At about 7:30pm - 8pm
Me: Osahon, osahon please come
Osahon: I'm sleeping

Me: Marvellous can you please make a sentence with wife

Marvellous: I have a wife

two little children were playing,talking about their pennis (male organ) one of the children told the other one"if i show your mummy my pennis she will feel it" omo laugh throughout the day

Anndrew:
lolz...nigga Don tire

I swear.

authority2006:


The one I clearly remember wasn't funny but embarrassing. I went to visit my friend many years ago when we just finished secondary school and a kid of his brother told me that I looked like a baby.
Doing my IT many years after that incident, my boss also said the same word to me. May his soul RIP

You killed your Boss?

kay29000:
I'm at Unilag Lagoon front with nephew... Nephew wonders off to a bushy path.

Uncle Kay, "Don't go to that place, there might be snake there."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, what does snake do?"

Uncle Kay, "Snake bites, and you can die from the bite."

Nephew, "Ahh!"

Uncle Kay, "Yes, so come back here and don't go there again."

Nephew, "Uncle Kay, who made snake?"

Uncle Kay, "God."

Nephew, "Why did God make snake na?"

Uncle Kay becomes speechless.

Boya you should start a series

Kay and neph

Ayo081:


Boya you should start a series

Kay and neph

Hahaha! I swear.

I have a cousin in SS3 a who only went to school a few times before the exam
My neighbour was asking her some questions she kept replying that she dont know
Not school related questions tho
My neighbour 5 year old daughter was there
The girl was like "aunty mary is everything you dont know when you did not go to school

ltsng:


You killed your Boss?

Lol. I'm not a killer, his time came! He had a motor accident years later on highway, got to know through a brother who got me a spot in his farm. I survived a highway motor accident too.

I have this little cousin that’s always curious of everything, we went to bathe together one day and Baba was starting at my JohnThomas all through, he didn’t say anything to me only for him to go and tell his mummy and aunties that why is his own johnThomas small and Uncle own is big? He started crying that he needs a big one