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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Benwallt(m): 8:58pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Toeyean1507:you can imagine, I was soaked in embarrassment the worst was I couldn't even lift a finger about it. Her innocent face was fixed into mine expecting an answer. I just left thinking about the scene. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 9:04pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Benwallt:This is hilarious!!! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Anndrew(m): 9:17pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Deejay777:lolz...nigga Don tire 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by zidek(m): 9:27pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
India beating Nigeria 99 - 0 |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Offpoint1: 9:30pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Ekakamba:Dan iska yaro It's spelled "ci" pronounce "chi" |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Mariangeles(f): 9:33pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
zidek: The funniest thing you've heard from a child, not as a child. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Awise09(m): 9:45pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Ekakamba:Kai |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by KingMack(m): 9:49pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Mess for PIKIN front you go get the most funny response ever |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Kennyman389: 9:51pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Mine, it wasn't my child,it was me.when I was little I used to bathe with my dad so I usually see his penis and since I have penis as well my belief was that everybody has penis.so,on one faithful day I was with my grandma so she wanted to wee by the road side so I was socked when I noticed she has no penis so I asked her, grandma why didn't you have penis?she said when you get home, ask your daddy why I did not have penis. Any time I remember this,I will just burst into laughter 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Nickymichy(m): 10:07pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Normally when I come home from work, my twins (will flock me like bees)..but that particular day...i met them sitting on the couch. I quickly coded that they are under punishment. Their mother had instructed them to remain in that spot. Daughters: Daddy welcome Me: thank you Daughters: Daddy we are here Me: ok Daughters: Daddy we are here now Me: i know you are there Daughters: Daddy we cannot stand up After that statement, i laugh like mad...i had to go and hug them on the couch and free them from their bondage.. 30 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by BennyDGreat: 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Nickymichy: Lol 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by NoGirlfriend: 10:08pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
my 5yrs cousin brother saw #5 note inside my bag one day and he said "uncle this your money cannot buy anything in my school o" 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by AffBornTwins(f): 10:33pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
obawinner:Diswan hang 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ImaIma1(f): 10:45pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
"Mummy I can't hear your voice telling the baby sorry. Say sorry!" "Mummy you didn't say thank you. I have told you this before" "Mummy uncle Booboo (her dad) is calling you" Everyday is drama. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by darichlife: 10:52pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
falebe:You have a son who loves his sister. Do more of engaging him in leadership roles. He will make you proud. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by authority2006(m): 11:06pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Toeyean1507: The one I clearly remember wasn't funny but embarrassing. I went to visit my friend many years ago when we just finished secondary school and a kid of his brother told me that I looked like a baby. Doing my IT many years after that incident, my boss also said the same words to me. May his soul RIP 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Joydan95: 11:27pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Toeyean1507:My baby cousin that year took first and his friend took 20, he felt bad that he didn’t get the bigger number. He excited ran to my mum when he saw her and said “mummy, I took 20” ... his mum replied “No , you took 1st”. He said No mummy, that number is small 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Oyindaberry(f): 11:50pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
This was some years back in the hostel I lived in while schooling. My neighbor’s 2 years old daughter, very sharp and bright, called out my name from the window of her mom’s room(my apartment was behind the window) She calls me “aunty Tunde”… she was like “Aunty Tunde, I’m having headache in my neck” I laughed so hard that day. I miss her, Izzy baby. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ImoleNaija: 12:16am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Me: What would you like to become in the future? Boy: I want to become birikila (bricklayer). No packaging at all 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by michaelbills(m): 12:25am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Lol lovely... Nickymichy: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Halcyon123(f): 12:30am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Too many that I can't even remember. His recent one is monitoring my stomach. He is four,he will shout mummy you stomach is big,what did you eat? Told him there is a baby there. Now,even for outside, the boy go the shout mummy see you baby stomach. He calls me mummy jayboy even in public oh. He can ask questions, very curious person. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Fidelismaria: 1:05am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Ask my little cousin 'how far?' She replied: "I am not how far, my name is wuraola" I shock! 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by gentleibraheem(m): 1:52am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Ekakamba: Guy Abeg I no get energy to laugh. Lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Xantel(f): 2:57am On Nov 26, 2021 |
6years old. At about 7:30pm - 8pm Me: Osahon, osahon please come Osahon: I'm sleeping Me: Marvellous can you please make a sentence with wife Marvellous: I have a wife |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by lascos912(m): 6:15am On Nov 26, 2021 |
two little children were playing,talking about their pennis (male organ) one of the children told the other one"if i show your mummy my pennis she will feel it" omo laugh throughout the day 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Deejay777(m): 6:48am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Anndrew:I swear. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ltsng: 7:12am On Nov 26, 2021 |
authority2006: You killed your Boss? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Ayo081(m): 7:37am On Nov 26, 2021 |
kay29000: Boya you should start a series Kay and neph 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 7:56am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Ayo081: Hahaha! I swear. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by AffBornTwins(f): 7:56am On Nov 26, 2021 |
I have a cousin in SS3 a who only went to school a few times before the exam My neighbour was asking her some questions she kept replying that she dont know Not school related questions tho My neighbour 5 year old daughter was there The girl was like "aunty mary is everything you dont know when you did not go to school 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by authority2006(m): 8:33am On Nov 26, 2021 |
ltsng: Lol. I'm not a killer, his time came! He had a motor accident years later on highway, got to know through a brother who got me a spot in his farm. I survived a highway motor accident too. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Burna440(m): 9:19am On Nov 26, 2021 |
I have this little cousin that’s always curious of everything, we went to bathe together one day and Baba was starting at my JohnThomas all through, he didn’t say anything to me only for him to go and tell his mummy and aunties that why is his own johnThomas small and Uncle own is big? He started crying that he needs a big one 4 Likes |
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