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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by TeeGentle(m): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
haaaah i know fit laugh o with all this comment am seeing |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by churro: 7:36pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My son is 23 years old now When he was 3, he asked , " Mummy, God has power, big power" and I answered yes. Then he added, "and Satan has small, tintinrin power", I answered in the affirmative and continued with what I was doing. Then my son said" mummy see", flexing his arms and showing me his muscles, " I have small power, like Satan" I burst into laughter!!! 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by falebe: 7:39pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My 9 years old daughter report a boy that beat her in school, and I told her to report to her teacher when she get to school the next day, and my son of 5 years old said she should let him know the boy when they get to school the next day..... and funniest thing is that he went to his sister class the next day and remind her about the boy..... 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by coolh3ad(m): 7:44pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
CALCULUS16: Chaaaiiiiii .....Mehnn!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by coolh3ad(m): 7:46pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
churro: OMG |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Hungerbadoo: 7:59pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
MICHEALADEX:WTH |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by cayorday89(m): 8:07pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I have always had many memorable moments with kids that are of great moments, but this particular one stands out. Some years back while in university, I went to repair one of my shoes at a cobbler's shop and I met a boy if about 3-4 years who engagedme in a conversation in Yoruba and asked why I have a Tribal mark and I told him it's cos I am rich, and he told me his dad also had tribal mark(never met his dad though) who also own a car with bike and richer than I am, and I replied him that I have a very big fine car, but he was curious as to the kind of car I own for him to agree I am richer than his dad, so every car that passes by he will point to it and ask if my car was like any of them and each time I replied no, until a SUV passed passed and he asked again with my usual answer that my own car is even bigger than that one and the boy shouted in annoyance and asked "se oko gęędu le N wa ni? ' meaning 'Is it the truck used for conveying log of woods that I drive?'. I was speechless my people.. 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by shaybebaby(f): 8:07pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
When my son started school, they refer to their teachers as Mrs so and so, or Mr blah blah. You get the gist. The titles must have confused him because at home, whenever I told him off, he would say "I'm sorry Mrs Mummy" Second one. Me: what goes on in that mind of yours? What's the first thing you think of in the morning? Son: " You". My heart melted into a puddle..I think he is going to be a smooth talker Another time Me calling his name. He answered: " Yes Darling" 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by junique629(f): 8:08pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
beautyhd: 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by NobleRace: 8:10pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
emmeyen: I tell you. Infact when you see them operating smart phones, you'll wonder. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Anndrew(m): 8:13pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Deborah98:lolz she has found her talent...she is a comedia |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Deborah98(f): 8:14pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
eedimo:lol she'll bore you with her talking and questioning. But she's loving too. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Deborah98(f): 8:15pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
SmartGadgetz:you go blow got me laughing. Well I do video her but never thought of uploading it. Thanks though. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Anndrew(m): 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Foodqueen:lolz..make I no lie..I did it tire in secondary and university days..it was a slang we use with our niggas only..we have text,exams or project 1wk b4 the date..we say oboy,exam dey cum o..or project or text |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by cayorday89(m): 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
1313tee:Even when I have a whole lot bothering me, once I am in the midst of kids I forget my sorrow, cos it reminds me of my childhood when all was not well but you are not even bothered. I can't even count the number of kids I have made best of friends. Like 80% of my camera pics are with kids. Even when I am charging my phone, they will sneak to use the camera from lockcreen to snap and make a video apologizing cos they know I won't beat them, but my sister's phone is a no go area for them when she is around. While I was also teaching, during break my class is always filled up with kids from other classes. Been in their midst is a blissful experience. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by SweetDipBenny(m): 8:22pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Those little fvckers can b funny at times |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Anndrew(m): 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
kay29000:this remind me,wuliwuli movie 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:30pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Benwallt:An innocent question from an innocent mind I say 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by biafranrealson: 8:33pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Daddy , the garri is hot, maybe I should use hand gloves to eat. Daddy ! Abiola and MKO are they the same person ? 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by LordReed(m): 8:33pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
When my 2 year old prays she says in Jesus mane instead of in Jesus name. I have to really hold myself back from bursting out in laughter. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by obawinner(m): 8:35pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I knew something was wrong when I farted and my 5 year old cousin she said kabiyesi 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Gireiboy(m): 8:37pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Lightman300:Hahahaha |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:40pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I just remembered another one by my daughter when she was about 4yrs old.she had asked me for my age and that of her dad but I was always embarrassed anytime any one asked for her age, she will say it alongside mine and her dad's. As a sharp mum, I decided to 'retune' her. Below was the result of the 'retuning' My friend: hey beautiful, how old are you? Adorable 4yo: I'm 4 years.....my daddy is 11 years old and my mum is 10 years old. My friend almost bursted with laughter that day. She was like 'babe, wetin you teach this girl?'.....I told my friend 'let her remain laidat untill she learn that somethings aren't suppose to be Jara. 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:42pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
cayorday89:This one got me laughing out loud..........it's the oko geedu for me. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Benwallt(m): 8:47pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Toeyean1507:which innocent bro, do I look like an animal. I wasn't even crawling. As I walked off, the question I kept asking myself was, why would the small girl asked such a question. 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by nnol(m): 8:48pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
1F30M4:Lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Deejay777(m): 8:48pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I usually download movies and transfer to my laptop. So there's this my 7-year old nephew that always come to spend the weekend with us. He's fond of watching movies on my laptop. So, that particular day, he was tired of watching movies, next thing he said; "uncle so so so, if u want to watch film on the laptop, you are allowed oooo". I wan burst for laugh 13 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Deejay777(m): 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I usually download movies and transfer to my laptop. So there's this my 7-year old nephew that always come to spend the weekend with us. He's fond of watching movies on my laptop. So, that particular day, he was tired of watching movies, next thing he said; "uncle so so so, if u want to watch film on the laptop, you are allowed oooo". I wan burst for laugh, my own laptop, he dey give me permission. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by oyinmio: 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My nephew : One day when he was about 5, they came to visit me and I cooked rice for them. He told his older brother, I will tell mummy you are eating in somebody's house. Mummy said we should not be eating in somebody's house. Me I will not eat o. It's only the meat that I will eat. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:52pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Benwallt:Hahahah..........To them, it was an harmless question. In fact, I can picture her face while asking the question. Seriously, I can't help imagining your embarrassed state. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 8:53pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
oyinmio:Hahahaha......madt oooooo. So, meat nor be food again? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by nancyib: 8:58pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I was inside my rum when i over heard my niece and nephew 4 and 6years telling their friends..... My Anty Nancy Can cook oo, 2 Likes |
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