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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Maydayy(m): 10:04am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Toeyean1507:How old are you and your hubby? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Sermwell(m): 10:47am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Burna440:Greedy small boy [right][/right] 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Sermwell(m): 10:48am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Burna440:Greedy small boy |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ImoleNaija: 11:32am On Nov 26, 2021 |
cayorday89: A fi oko geedu na |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ImoleNaija: 11:36am On Nov 26, 2021 |
shaybebaby: Lobatan! Daddy's rival.....hope your hubby no dey jealous sha 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 11:42am On Nov 26, 2021 |
Maydayy:Lemme call my dawta to tell you. I'm not the type that reads meaning to people knowing my age but her it turning it to national anthem got to me. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 11:57am On Nov 26, 2021 |
My same 4yo once chastised a married man o for wearing studs. She was like... She: daddy Esther, are you a girl? The man: no, why did you ask. She: mummy told me it's girls that wear ear rings and you are not a girl, you are a daddy. Why? The man was speechless and embarrassed.......I couldn't do anything, I just kept apologising. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Mispreeti: 12:01pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
My nephew of 3 years,if he's deficating, and ur calling him,he will say that, stop calling me do you want my name to be smelling shit shit 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by smile4kenn(m): 2:38pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
Toeyean1507: https://gist.am/question/whats-the-funniest-thing-youve-heard-from-a-child |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by ACURASPEEDO(m): 3:40pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
Toeyean1507:Conversation with my 3yr old nephew in Nur 1: Me: Nur, what were you taught in school today? Nephew: We were taught ABCD Me: Is it only ABCD u are taught in your class coz that's what u always tell me Nephew : Don't mind our anty she doesn't know anything.... And there I was dumbfounded... I had to threaten to inform his anty curios to knw if he knew the context of what he said and d dude began pleading 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Samuelkirk(m): 11:51pm On Nov 26, 2021 |
when one little lad told me "uncle I have two money " and baba was dancing while showing me two five naira 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 1:03pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
beautyhd: Hahahahaha this got me oo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 1:15pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
I went to check my BP at a clinic, which ought to be free but the woman insisted it is N100, I didn’t argue but thought in my mind that this woman must really like money. After the test, as I handed her the N100, her little son screamed...”Mummy you like money o” I was so happy, he got it out of my mouth. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 1:22pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Nickymichy:So sweet!!! Thanks for rescuing them |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Nezzjnr: 1:35pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Nickymichy: I miss my Twin sister sha |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by IgweBUIKE1(m): 3:27pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
My 4 years old nephew...Sammy can talk for Africa. ..I took this guy to work to install a satelite...I was on the ladder tracking signal while young Sammy was playing phew a fine girl passed and I stop what I was doing and was looking at the girl's ass..the next thing Sammy ask me was ...uncle igwebuike what are you looking at common face your work ..mehn I weak. .the other one was in their house .the father ask him to get water from the fridge ..and he ask the father if he wants him to somersault in and do same out..Sammy is an old ma..one time the younger niece was beating him then this my old man said to my niece ..stop beating your elder...I just burst laff..abi na when the father had injury on his leg so he went to the hospital with his dad.on getting to the hospital Sam came down from the car ran inside and was asking for the nurse ..guy man was shouting'where is the nurse The doctor was so amazed that he had to reduce the fathers bill and still have Sammy money |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Laurelita(f): 4:56pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Mummy the moon is buying biscuit and bobo. |
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