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Damn, I cant even understand what I just tried to read.

PeridotK9:
A shot story!
Yesterday felt like I wanted to eat an amazing jellof rice, asked some fellas on ma stat N was given some recipes then I went to the store got shrimps�, chicken�, fish�, vegetables���� N ir already got tin tomatoes�,oil, seasonings etc... for ma jellof rice after cooking I noticed my jellof rice dint look red like I imagined�

How can it be red when your sauce itself looks more brown than red?

Abeg, enjoy your rice and no mind color.

Which village are you from?

Jellof rice

Go and eat indomie pepper soup with dry cat fish and tank me later.

This is unbelievable

With that long nails what do expect from the rice

What a waste of better ingredients

May the souls of the unfortunate ingredients Rest in peace +

Idiot instead of you to focus on cooking a delicious meal all you was concerned was to take pictures so you could share well you got what you deserve... olodo oloriburuku

This guy must be very hungry , to use OP do ritual just dey hungry you abi

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Your level of emotional quotient is mind blowing. Wish I can master my emotions like this. The guy self for don confuse with your response. Kudos

Sekoni003:
Alright, chief daddy.. enjoy

U no go school ni ....abi nah private university u go .....u suppose know how to cook concoction rice nah.....just follow same pattern and jollof rice don set

Na woman cook this thing? Babe you fall hand.

Ode I have more than enough aint begging and aint showing off aint living my life on internet feedbacks idiot cook you no sabi turn jollof rice to pepper soup rice olodo

shut up u too bitter abeg
Lol budget housefly get out
See the way u Dey insult the guy asif e do u anything

You try...

Keep "experimenting"! One day you will become a culinary pro!

Next time, follow proper recipes! It saves you cost, time, and makes it more fulfilling or rewarding. Well done!

I did same yesterday with eggs yesterday but I tried.

hahahahaha,omo nor b small thing dey happen for here ooo

Ode I have more than enough aint begging and aint showing off aint living my life on internet feedbacks idiot cook you no sabi turn jollof rice to pepper soup rice olodo

What exactly is your quarrel with Op and Punctuation marks??!

Murphyenemuwe:
Your level of emotional quotient is mind blowing. Wish I can master my emotions like this. The guy self for don confuse with your response. Kudos

Lol thanks for your kind words. I'm naturally chilled out like that. Insults do not change my reality so most times I laugh over it and move on and yeah, it does confuse people

I Don see person wey I better pass for cooking,
With all those ingredients, you still turn the food to tuwo rice

PeridotK9:
A shot story!
Yesterday felt like I wanted to eat an amazing jellof rice, asked some fellas on ma stat N was given some recipes then I went to the store got shrimps�, chicken�, fish�, vegetables���� N ir already got tin tomatoes�,oil, seasonings etc... for ma jellof rice after cooking I noticed my jellof rice dint look red like I imagined�
Note: i dint follow any of the procedures I was told... i just mixed all into the chicken broth, boiled N added my rice... faced some challenges�‍♀️ like having to scoop out some water� I dint know�‍♀️ where it came from N at the end of the day I changed the name of my rice to ricewater��but then I was so proud� of myself� cos I'm a 1 thousand yard of wife�‍♀️ material �����
Shared some pictures down�

You could also have put it in the oven. It would have further dried the rice and given it a smoky flavor.

snowland:
Damn, I cant even understand what I just tried to read.

Same here... Had to work with the heading.

PeridotK9:
A shot story!
Yesterday felt like I wanted to eat an amazing jellof rice, asked some fellas on ma stat N was given some recipes then I went to the store got shrimps�, chicken�, fish�, vegetables���� N ir already got tin tomatoes�,oil, seasonings etc... for ma jellof rice after cooking I noticed my jellof rice dint look red like I imagined�
Note: i dint follow any of the procedures I was told... i just mixed all into the chicken broth, boiled N added my rice... faced some challenges�‍♀️ like having to scoop out some water� I dint know�‍♀️ where it came from N at the end of the day I changed the name of my rice to ricewater��but then I was so proud� of myself� cos I'm a 1 thousand yard of wife�‍♀️ material �����
Shared some pictures down�

O.P if you are really the one who has that hand on that pix, I must say you are a homosexual, don't deny it or defend yourself

Come make I teach una

No worry bro na gradual processing u go cook the one wey make sense just dey try am time to time

Idiot instead of you to focus on cooking a delicious meal all you was concerned was to take pictures so you could share well you got what you deserve... olodo oloriburuku

Shege Nobody! U no dey hide your mind, like me O!

How person go dey think of satisfying SM while preparing meals?!

Hahaha

Sekoni003:
Bros I know say frustration dey everywhere but try dry calm down na, e never reach all these names wey you dey hurl up and down. Remember say you go dey alright one day na ..make you no dey attack ppl wey no be d cause of your problems in life, haba

Naso dem dey do.. just hurl insult on people, no vex pls

This is awful.

Don’t play yourself

This kind water rice na loaf of bread them take dey eat am, with cold sprite

sundaygray:
Make una tag efcc. This rice cost pass my papa pension

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PeridotK9:
A shot story!
Yesterday felt like I wanted to eat an amazing jellof rice, asked some fellas on ma stat N was given some recipes then I went to the store got shrimps�, chicken�, fish�, vegetables���� N ir already got tin tomatoes�,oil, seasonings etc... for ma jellof rice after cooking I noticed my jellof rice dint look red like I imagined�
Note: i dint follow any of the procedures I was told... i just mixed all into the chicken broth, boiled N added my rice... faced some challenges�‍♀️ like having to scoop out some water� I dint know�‍♀️ where it came from N at the end of the day I changed the name of my rice to ricewater��but then I was so proud� of myself� cos I'm a 1 thousand yard of wife�‍♀️ material �����
Shared some pictures down�

At least you made an attempt, am proud of you

Ajọ ite!