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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 10:18pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
DSC7 Bukolaberry Hungerbadoo Haakeem Rick9 Athemisia Marvellously Success1991 Jaydasilva10 Zeel007 Young brymo Quadri956 Abeg make ena start pack our chairs and canopies let move to CHRONICLES OF A PASTOR THAT ORDAINED HIMSELF! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:28pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
uthlaw:like seriously, everywhere is set, chairs arranged, canopy set even pop corn and zobo dey available, yahoo boy story dey learn for that pastor mather, we don start the story since, you are all welcome DSC7 please usher them. 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:40pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
uthlaw:Present 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:41pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
dodoatirice:Dear dodo apologies for the quote, but I need to clarify something, , this your story is more of reality than friction, but this chapter is kind of spiritual and physical realm, it's appointed unto man to die once and after that is judgement, this chapter is deep thanks for the update. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:46pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
Bukolaberry:Please can you reserve three bags of pop corn and ten liter of zobo for me. Na coaster i carry the come and people choke inside. 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Trun: 11:07pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
dodoatirice:what about those people baba don dey use before you come into the scene , the judge only talked about ceeza |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by marvellously(m): 11:33pm On Jan 20, 2022 |
Presently present, that's other story looks promising, I don dey there since day one, as soon as mazi dodoatirice pasted the link na so I turn church member uthlaw: 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:34am On Jan 21, 2022 |
uthlaw:I dey oh. I don refresh tire. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:36am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Rick9: Chai!! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:37am On Jan 21, 2022 |
dodoatirice:you are blessed my boss. I greet you. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:39am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Rick9: Twaile sir 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:48am On Jan 21, 2022 |
I slept off again in the prayer center and this time i saw my mum hovering around our family house, the. She caught me staring at her and asked me to come. I obliged and then we both sat in-front of her old shop and spoke to me. She wanted me to go to her family members, her brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts and tell them the atrocities i committed and how i used her for money. The same people that almost lynched me when Mum died?? Then i woke up because Big Alfa was already around in the center and tapping me to wake up. I was about telling him my dream when He beat me to it! He repeated the same thing as my mum told me in the dream and it had to be done like asap or else….I explained to Big Alfa what happened the last time out i went there when the shit was still very fresh. The same way i went there that they almost lynched me was the same way I’d return there and take whatever came out of it he said. the last time i went there, i went as a big boi. But now I’m supposed to go there to go and beg for forgiveness, not as a big Boi as regards the last time out, but as a broke boi. Cuz i had no access to cars like i did before and no cash to carry around except the single btc wallet i hid somewhere in my mind. I just couldn’t wrap my head around the thoughts of going to beg these people made me more sad. Like i dey go my former hood, hood wey i don do beeza beeza there, hood wey be say so many parents don use me do case example for their pikin them. “mama call me say Chinedu is balling” Parents that saw how i flunged money from the rooftop of my Benzo and wished their children would follow suit in the game and eradicate the poverty wey don hold their generation for decades of the family linage. I hope by the time i get to my hood and they see me, their kids would still remain grounded if not, egungu gat be careful because express no dey respect anybody. Big Alfa promised to give me the cash for the travel and early morning the next day, i set out on a one man army mission to alimosho in Ikotun from Omu Aran in Kwara state. As the bus traveled, naim we pass Oyedepo house, damn!! All the money wey i collect, my lekki house wey i buy for roughly 90m come be like security post if you put am side to side with Oyedepo’s infact make i add all the money wey i don collect join, i no fit afford this kind edifice. People get money oooo Chai. Took awhile but i arrived Lagos. Got in a bus headed for Ikotun and it moved. I alighted at ikotun market which was the last bustop. I was going to jump into a tricycle that was heading to Abaranje road when out of nowhere, one popular werey wey dey route ikotun market just show from nowhere come grab my jalabia say me i dey owe am money. This mentally deranged man held onto my clothing and even said if i failed to pay him his money, he will beat me. Then people gathered around asking the mad fellow to leave me alone. It was at that point i knew his name was Abayo. But this guy no gree at all, he was raving and raging. They asked him how much i was owing him and he said twenty kobo.. we don’t even spend kobo or coins anymore.. is this one mad? Oh he’s mad actually i forgot. Na so i change am for the werey, drag my jalabia forcefully from him but he wasn’t letting go naim i give am straight punch for mouth. Then his grip loosened on my apparel because he had to deal with the pain my fist inflicted. Abayo then grabbed a meat cutting knife from a meat hawker that stood to observe the unfolding drama. On seeing this, naim i tear race, market scatter. But bross, mad people sabi run. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:02am On Jan 21, 2022 |
dodoatirice: Abayo take knife pursue me from ikotun market enter an area in ikotun called ‘agbo Ile’ the kings palace (oba ikotun) Oba Ashiwaju. I ran into the palace and surprisingly, Abayo didn’t. He just stood at the entrance trying to catch breathe. And after a while left threatening that if he sees me again, he will kill me. Chai!! Na beg them say make we come beg, na mad man dey threaten person. While walking awsy, he even added “that my money wey you owe me, you go pay” having explained to the palace guards how the interaction with Abayo started, they let me go and told me to be more careful. Outside the kings palace, i quickly stopped a bike that took me away from the palace area for fear of Abayo hanging around somewhere. The bike then dropped me off at the family house and the first person i saw outside was my sworn enemy in the family. The Olori Ebi. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 4:52am On Jan 21, 2022 |
dodoatirice: Tell us the name of your family House,I wan know who u be today today,all this place nah my hood inside Ikotun Lucifer 03 noSalary squad inside Ikotun |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 5:59am On Jan 21, 2022 |
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:02am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Bukolaberry:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:06am On Jan 21, 2022 |
uthlaw: Everything set Brodaman Dodoatirice i appreciate all you have done #TGIF 2 Likes
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:20am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Epeegee: ... You go wait tire
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 6:29am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Epeegee:lolz! bros calm down |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:35am On Jan 21, 2022 |
DSC7:ahbi. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:38am On Jan 21, 2022 |
uthlaw:E don tey wey me self go queue for that side,na front chair i dey. 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:51am On Jan 21, 2022 |
He saw me alight from the bike quite alright, but didn’t pay any attention to me whatsoever because he would never have thought I’d come back to the neighborhood or visiting the family house. And even if i did, he’d think I’d come in a nice shiny ‘bloody ride’ but here i was, a shadow of the guy that left. and even when i greeted him, he just nodded and continued chewing on his chew stick. It was the moment i made to go inside that he called me back and asked me who i was looking for so I thought, He probably didn’t remember my face so i reintroduced myself. Me: Olori, emi ni, emi Bola ni (Its me sir, Its Bola) Olori: Ehn mo ri e, Shey kin wa be mon eni Ati pe gan, kilowashey nibi?? (Ehn i see you, Was you expecting me to come hug you And what is it exactly that you cane to do here?) Me: Ejaka wole kaloor soor (Lets enter and go talk it out( Olori: wole sibo? Iwooor apayan yi Oti sun iya e je, Tani otun fe lo fi shey ogun owo e bayi?? (Where you wan enter? You this murdereer You barbecued your mother and ate Please who’s next?) His wife then heard the argument from somewhere around the house and cane to see whatsup. Apparently she aint know i was outside. The moment she stepped outside the house and saw me, She retraced her steps just a bit backwards and took on the mountain and fire ministry moto: Make i type am sef! Olori’s wife: (A thick beautiful igbotic woman that i always thought our Olori Ebi didn’t deserve because her beauty was out of the street and her cooking skills a joy to the stomach!!) No be Bola i dey look so with my koro eyes?? (Then she raised her hands to the heavens like she was about to command God to send the fire) DIE BY FIRE!!!!!!!!! HOLY GHOST FIRE!!! YOUR PLAN HAS FAILED!! MY HUSBAND ENTER HAOUSEE!! MAKE HIM NOOR TOUCH YOU MAKE YOU NO GO DISAPPEAR!! I tried to explain why i came but instead Aunty wasn’t having it!! They left me outside, thank God say i never cast for area say i don enter but i understood how words spread like wildfire especially gossips. I was shocked to the bone when i heard a familiar sound, that textnow app sound that indicated and notified new messages… Olori no sabi Yahoo, but i knew his firstborn was somewhere in the house bombing. Life drama!! 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 7:56am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 8:00am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Nairaland mods and controversy.. how can i be spamming my own thread? Guys they banned dodo
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:29am On Jan 21, 2022 |
dodoatiricetwo:I dont no what is wrong with them,if this anti spam bot ban person and u beg mod that they should help u lift the ban,they would ignore u, naso i chop 1 week ban,uptill nw i dont know what i did wrong,sha they go soon unban dodoatirice soon. Modified:na two type of banning they give u o, one go expire 8:51 the other one would expire around 7 tommorow. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 8:30am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Bukolaberry: 1 Like
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:03am On Jan 21, 2022 |
uthlaw:no waahala boss, make I call DSC7 and bukolaberry 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBrymo(m): 9:20am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Nice update Boss |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 9:22am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Mehn |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:01am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Hungerbadoo:No wahala at your service sir. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:12am On Jan 21, 2022 |
Epeegee: Bossman i come in peace
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