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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:52pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
kingvicky: Did his home become a printing press years after his demise or not? |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Babatunde360: 11:04pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
OLAADEGBU:I don't understand how this makes sense to you so people that say god is alive live forever. And mind you he died at the age of 84 when the life expectancy was 35 |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:58pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
Babatunde360: But he still died. Jesus rose from the dead and now lives forever and all those who believe in Him are alive with Him either on this or that side of eternity. 1 Like
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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:03pm On Mar 18, 2018 |
PROPHETmichael: I pray that the Lord forgive her for she does not know what she is saying. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by kingvicky(m): 10:17am On Mar 19, 2018 |
OLAADEGBU:It sure did. Hey! before you make erroneous presuppositions, I'd like to make it clear that I'm a theist. Look up wikipedia and numerous sources, they all agree on his stance being deistic. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:29pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
kingvicky: The issue here is about what he said about the eradication of the Bible and how his domain became the place where Bible were being produced a hundred years after. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by GoodMuyis(m): 3:35pm On Mar 23, 2018 |
JackBizzle:No it took God 20 years to sit back laughing, hoping George will repent |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by GoodMuyis(m): 7:36am On Mar 24, 2018 |
0temSapien aka 0temAtum Come and learn a cogent lesson from this |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by kingvicky(m): 5:03pm On Mar 24, 2018 |
OLAADEGBU: Alright! pardon my quick assertion. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 6:48pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
kingvicky: You are pardoned. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 9:52am On Apr 18, 2018 |
JackBizzle: "People have been waiting for Judgment Day since the introduction of Christianity." The Bible predicts that skeptics would say this, and they do so because they don't know that God created time and dwells outside of its dimension. The Bibles says a day to the Lord is a thousand years to us. He is patiently waiting, not willing that any perish, but that all come to repentance. From: http://store.livingwaters.com/books/jaws-without-teeth.html Source: https://www.facebook.com/official.Ray.Comfort 16 April 2017 ·
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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:08am On Aug 10, 2018 |
Higher Everydɑy THURSDAY AUGUST 09, 2018 WAIT AND SEE WHO WINS TEXT: EPHESIANS 5:1-10 "And pharaoh said, who is the LORD, that I should obey his voice to let Israel go? I know not the LORD, neither will I let Israel go" (Exodus 5:2). Pharaoh held the power of life and death over a vast empire. The Bible says, "The wrath of a king is as messengers of death." But, what shall be said about the wrath of the king of Kings? Pharaoh spoke in anger to Moses; he ranted and raved like a mad man. But, to the Almighty God it was the ranting of an ant. Pharaoh had declared war against God. God gave pharaoh ample space for repentance. Sadly, he exhausted God's patience and perished with his army. An atheist gave a speech challenging the existence of God. "God!" he shouted, "If you exist, strike me dead now as I shoot you in the face!" Then he pulled out his pistol and shot in the air. Nothing happened. Closing his speech with a flourish, he rushed to the train station. He had arrived late and the train was starting to slowly pull away from the platform. While attempting to jump on, the atheist missed his step and fell under the train which severed his two legs neatly above the knees. He got his answer from God, didn't he? • Chɑllenge: "Who hardens himself against God and prospers?" • Prɑyer: "I surrender Lord, I will not resist your will." • Quote: "God is slow to anger and eager to forgive" • Bible Reɑding in one Yeɑr: Daniel 3:13-30 See more here:
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Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:37am On Feb 13, 2022 |
She Mocks Jesus Publicly, Then This Happens... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L70RuHEfUfA Comedian Mocks Jesus PUBLICLY, "Then This Happens" PUBLICLY! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 7:39am On Feb 13, 2022 |
JackBizzle: IT'S 18 IN THIS ENCOUNTER. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 7:50am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Uyi168: NO. NO LAUGHING MATTER FOR IT'S EXACTLY 18 YEARS AFTER THAT GOD JUDGED THE MATTER. WHAT A TERRORIST HUMOR AND A HUMOROUS EXACTNESS. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 7:57am On Feb 13, 2022 |
PROPHETmichael: Are you serious? God will soon punish some POLITICIANS AND MODERATORS IN NIGERIA. AND GOD WILL NOT JOKE ABOUT IT. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 8:01am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Zoharariel: U ARE DRUNK. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 8:36am On Feb 13, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU: The Calendar then was Islamic and simply digital. At Christian Time 17 is 18 now . |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 8:41am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 8:46am On Feb 13, 2022 |
[quote author=OLAADEGBU post=65863919][/quote] THAT WAS VERY QUICK. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 8:49am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Steep(m): 9:01am On Feb 13, 2022 |
The fool said there is no God. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:26am On Feb 13, 2022 |
Steep: Psalms 14:1 |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by suicidesheep: 4:26pm On Feb 13, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU: I can see you lack reasoning, every single living thing will die. That's the natural law, if your stupid Christian ass will die one day. Whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life my foot.. there is no God, know this and know peace |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Dliquidmetal(m): 12:25am On Feb 14, 2022 |
I tire for you people o,so those who believe in gods and claim they exist gets to live forever?? Oh boy 1 Like |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by pesty100(m): 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
orisa37:funny thing is you wouldn't also be living forever when your time comes you will also die like the atheists it seems that you despise |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by pesty100(m): 7:50pm On Feb 16, 2022 |
Steep:that just a matter of opinion. I could say that the fool thinks that not putting his d1ck in warm eba is bad. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 5:59am On Feb 17, 2022 |
pesty100: You are 100% a Pest and you are still breathing. I will soon be 85. That's enough for me. I'm not judging ATHEISTS. I only know that they're myopic, foolish, silly and ignorant. |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by Dliquidmetal(m): 12:58pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
orisa37:same way we view yall,I know its difficult accepting the fact that yall have been lied to all your lives. Enjoy your delusion mate. 1 Like |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 6:04pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Dliquidmetal:. You seem to be feeling that Life is not worth living? |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:35pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
orisa37: Wow! As your days are so shall your strength be. Respect. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Who Said God Hasn't Got A Sense Of Humour? by orisa37: 5:47pm On Feb 23, 2022 |
OLAADEGBU:. Thanks Counselor. God bless you. |
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