Who can relate

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It's all fun and vibes, though. I love all my guys.

Omo,it's all fun until baba start showing you his other side,them go chop all your food item like hoodlums without remorse and won't bother contributing any.

Hahahahaa..The one wey dey vex me pass dem stupid girlfriend go come dey chop anyhow for d small food wey dey house...

Rocktation, farano from page please

For small visit wey him visit,nigga was already controlling his new catch to my crib " baba mk i tell her mk she waka with her friend com for u? Nigga I'm not interested

Is all fun. I contribute for fuel when i go to my guys place to play his ps. Food is never a problem for us. Just no much light at his area.

You nor get chicken for fridge

Loners like us can't really relate but it's funny AF
Even baby girl knows when to leave. Come Friday weekend and leave Sunday evening.

I don't eat noodles men

You have to experience this things before u can relate well.
Guy wey beg for 2 weeks stay, spent a year and half.

It got frustrating one day when he shouted at me publicly, that he told me he's hungry, me con wear cloth dey go out abi. I am like WTF Na me b ur papa. God punish ur two balls.

What a funny thread

That's why I always ask my visitors how long they will be staying.

Once e don reach, my friend you're going whether you like it or not.

My privacy is too precious. I need my time alone to recharge.

I really hate it

Take everything you see on social media literary at your own peril.

Lol, people will overstay only in if they're too comfortable or because they don't have a better alternative

Men will always be men, not like the other gender wey no like themselves from the bottom of their hearts, na mouth the like end.

Lady: "Did you by any chance help me to see the red pant I hanged in the bathroom earlier?"

Overstaying visitor (lady): What do you mean?! Do you mean I stole your pant?

Stay don end be that! E no dey tey dem

The problem with such visitors is that 98% of them are chronic womanizers, how can you be squatting with someone and still inconvenience him by turning the home he's housing you into a brothel?

I've had several experiences especially during my schooling days, most of them are just opportunists.

Visitors wahala

It happened during Youth service.
She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free.
The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook.
I had to tell her to leave.

They will use your water brush and many other valuable thing without your permission it would be like say na their house them dey... Lol

When there is money nothing like over stay

Came for the weekend and has now ended up staying for a month . Happy he's finally leaving this weekend. If you're rude to them (him in my case) he'll go about saying nasty things about you to other family members which can easily tarnish your image before them.