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What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Omicron007: 10:16pm On Feb 17, 2022
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown trousers always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Streamz: 10:26pm On Feb 17, 2022
Mr. Tuck in your shirt

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by jakizio42(m): 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2022
Sub zero
He liked wearing facemask (pre-covid oo)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Wonk(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2022
Osama!

He was keepin' beard & moustache, which made him look exactly like Osama Bin Laden! Funny thing niggas, he wasn't even a Muslim!!

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Gentle034(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2022
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by kristonium(m): 10:40pm On Feb 17, 2022
"Tear a sheet of Paper"

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Omicron007: 10:42pm On Feb 17, 2022
jakizio42:
Sub zero
He liked wearing facemask (pre-covid oo)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Omicron007: 10:42pm On Feb 17, 2022
kristonium:
"Tear a sheet of Paper"


lol grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Vinnie2000(m): 11:48pm On Feb 17, 2022
Skyscraper. (Was tall) Oganigwe. (big bobby) Yancher. (liked babes). While during my NYSC, Was called corper Edward cos of my big head. But some students called me Swagga uncle. Lol.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by chatinent: 11:55pm On Feb 17, 2022
Bearing.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by SmartPolician: 12:13am On Feb 18, 2022
Back in secondary school then, there was this man we used to call Ninja. The man is lanky and rarely smiled. In fact, he was called Ninja because he was the best flogger in the entire school. cheesy

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Cabazieu: 8:54am On Feb 19, 2022
Back in primary school, there is one teacher that like planting ( ugwu leaf) vegetables leaf almost round the school. We use to call her (vegetable) ugwu aunty.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Vinnie2000(m): 9:11am On Feb 19, 2022
Cabazieu:
Back in primary school, there is one teacher that like planting ( ugwu leaf) vegetables leaf almost round the school. We use to call her (vegetable) ugwu aunty.


Lols.. cheesy

Some Teachers got no chill. Dem no send anybody.

In my Uni those days, was told One Lecturer, during his free time used to Butcher meat in an abbatoir close to Campus. Guyman nor reason anybody o. cheesy grin grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 9:51am On Feb 19, 2022
1. Water Melon. Chai she gather very big breast.

2. Spaghetti. She too thin.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 12:06pm On Feb 19, 2022
Sir burna boy ( biology teacher, he always folded his sleeves up to his shoulders for no reason)

Aunty kelemoto ( wicked ugly,nursery school, keke napep faced teacher)

Aboki ( his head was shaped like those aboki kettles)

Black panther( loves preaching about black history lol, like twas primary 2 kids business, he looked like a cat)

Ancient of days ( he was too old to be a primary school teacher abeg, always talking nonsense about his internetless generation, and his wife)

Squidward ( he behaves like squidward)

My dear boy ( he always addresses students like that)

Cheque

Imbiaka ( behaves like a reverend father)

Grandfather ( busy body advisor)

Mr sophia ( philosophy teacher)

Madam slippers ( cos she has slippers breast according to the tales of our senior who fvcked her in her apartment)

Sir ghost ( he dresses like a ghost, and his voice was scary)

Aunty yam head ( her head had the shape of a divided anambra yam)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Feb 19, 2022
Aunty big yansh
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Omicron007: 1:56pm On Feb 19, 2022
Darkseidxx:
Aunty big yansh

Your life revolves around sex.


No offense.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Wesaghjkkkk: 2:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Jennyclay(f): 2:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
Our English teacher back then in secondary school talks too much and spit comes out from his mouth anyhow.

Whenever he is teaching us vowels and consonants sounds, spit do gush out from his mouth like community tap.

Since then we nicknamed him UNCLE BOREHOLE.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
cheesy
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Iamdbull: 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Dbull on this one!!!


being a nonentity didn't just start today for me, during my primary school days at Tai solarin staff school I was privilege or rather unfortunate to attend a party with my teachers, then in a bid to show some of my attention seeking tactics I decided to meet my older comrades that accompanied me to the party and take a sip of 33 alcohol as i was sipping it I got the attention of my teachers as I wanted, only to get to school the following Monday and the teacher narrated my story to the whole class and he gave me the name 33 I had numerous other names too as the nonentity of the school. Adedayo iyanu ogunyemi aka Dbull, Tai solarin school will never forget you

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by visijo(m): 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Please If you are dating someone try and find out how that person was raised. A lot of people weren't raised in love, they were raised on Survival!! Some people can hurt you without looking back�

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by infogenius(m): 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Omicron007:
Back in school, teachers displayed varying characters in the discharge of their duties.
Some were very dedicated while others are just there for the renumeration.

Back in Secondary School, we had this stingy Economics Teacher. He was very frugal and he always had a list in his pocket. He was always in one brown trousers always.
We ended up calling him Mr.Brown.

However, we always used the nickname when he was not around in order to escape some punishment.


Let's hear from you.

Panku given to our social studies teacher.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by bdsmbondage44: 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
medaye
Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by inumidun2010(m): 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
Lion Man, the MAN wey no dey LAUGH.... I rep AQUINAS COLLEGE AKURE

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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by Freebiee2000: 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
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Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by underpinna: 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
Satalo shoot antelope.

That man runs without tiring.

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