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Mr wetin dey sup

ALAKPA JAU-JAU

He taught us Mathematics and Integrated Science.
That man can flog for Africa. Infact, if another teaching is not flogging student properly, he will offer to assist.

Reptile, operation Wipe, ogbolezuzu

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Ewu Bendel

Eh next.

Once he ask a question, and the person he asked fail to answer, he will shout " eh next",meaning the next person should answer the question.

Primary school sweet shaa.
Lol.

Zulu lol

visijo:
Please If you are dating someone try and find out how that person was raised. A lot of people weren't raised in love, they were raised on Survival!! Some people can hurt you without looking back�

Final truth

God of war

And bring ya head

A very long long time ago in lsale Eko .....

My Home Economics teacher was nick named :. Towobobe because should would always put her finger inside our soup or meals during Home Econs practicals ..

We called Chemistry teacher :Baba Moleku because he pronounced Molecule as Moleku

We called Math teacher ' seded poshon because he was an lbadan old man who could not pronounce ' Shaded Portion)


We nicknamed Yoruba teacher : lya elepe ( curser) because the woman practiced Yoruba curses on us.... We showed her pepper sha

Mr Jeroboam, Our Literature teacher. he was a younger version of Wole Soyinka.

Korobo FSTC

Iwe oku
He had a very hot temper.

Dimkpa Benin
He was a huge hulk

Ikpu mmadu
This teacher who yoruba in a federal school situate in the east came into q

Mr majeata ( don't eat pepper �️) This man can flog in assembly! And
Kawee ( read ur book) This teacher always tell us to read our book even on the road!

Desert Warrior...

This man no get single strand of hair for middle of him head

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okay thanks for the suggestion

Rusting. He was the integrated science teacher then and that has been his best topic

Ty

Listen listen, Baba yes, apantaku, portable etc.

We had Ancient man, Mr Ibu, Alkaline, Production, Obj, Titration, Mighty man. Later on the likes of Batista labista came on

Masesebere( I will start all over again) Our Togolese French teacher when flogging you and you start fidgeting he will say Yoruba in his Togolese accent masesebere. So we started calling him when he is coming masesebere.

tucking gee, the man like tucking too much.

We had a US returnee who wore dripping jerry curls. He was a youth corper in my school. Brother bedded all the female teachers and female staff in quick succession.

Every second word to escape his mouth was bullshit. You heard right, his name campus-wide became Mr bullshit.

Mr.Downfall the biro aka owaala

Bend waist

Bend prick

I am called "data" because i always encouraged my students to have subscription on their cellular to help them in learning.

2 Weeks...because he likes to suspend people for 2 weeks.

Chestout ( our breast-full) female geography teacher

Commando!