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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by VULCAN(m): 12:10pm On Feb 21, 2022

Reading a few of your previous posts I could tell you're not a mentally sound woman.

I could also tell you are starved of affection and significance in the real world.

But the bolded below has now confirmed my suspicions about your mental state beyond any reasonable doubt .

Thank God you exposed yourself.

Candidlady:
God cant save you

He tired of your kind.....

He in your made believe heaven regretting he made Adam before Eve....

Modified : Ididnt read whatever gibberish you wrote up there

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Candidlady: 12:13pm On Feb 21, 2022

VULCAN:
Reading a few of your previous posts I could tell you're not a mentally sound woman.

I could also tell you are starved of affection and significance in the real world.

But the bolded below has now confirmed my suspicions about your mental state beyond any reasonable doubt .

Thank God you exposed yourself.

Vulcanizer

Don't you have a tyre to fix??

Now get outta my mention

Do have a blessed week

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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Babaken: 12:20pm On Feb 21, 2022

Hisbah21:
one day you will toase ur step mother

he is one step away from that.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Kajaard: 12:36pm On Feb 21, 2022

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Kajaard: 12:37pm On Feb 21, 2022

Candidlady:
God cant save you

He tired of your kind.....

He in your made believe heaven regretting he made Adam before Eve....

Modified : Ididnt read whatever gibberish you wrote up there

Stop trying too hard. We already have Iyaebe on this forum. We can't afford to have two nuisances

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by ehay(f): 12:58pm On Feb 21, 2022

[color=#006600][/color][quote author= post=110404099]On top as women plenty for dis world, na ur friend's mama u take dey see youthful face and Coca-Cola bottle figure.

Kontinue.........

Dem no dey telli person.......[/quote].

Very possible, cos I'm dat way too and I have kids. I'm in my late thirties but everyone including doctors think I'm sixteen / seventeen. At times it's not funny, especially when I want the madam treatment grin

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Nobody: 1:02pm On Feb 21, 2022

kollinzgee:
She was a nice woman and according to her it's not the first time such is happening,because of her youthful face and stature.

Same here with momsi...guys dey Hail sometimes, if they see me with her. Before my eyes, I don count tire where guys and men dey ask momsi out. I nearly beat one but was restrain.

There are people blessed with such looks. If I dare barb my bears, omo na pure small pikin o.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by ehay(f): 1:03pm On Feb 21, 2022

Kobicove:
I'm Sure the woman started having kids early

Not necessarily, most times it's just genetics.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by olisaEze(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2022

So? What do u think MILF stands for?? grin

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by cooooooks(m): 1:21pm On Feb 21, 2022

Who told you that she didn't like it?

Starz825:
She for just give you slap instead of her laffing

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by ZUBY77(m): 1:43pm On Feb 21, 2022

I don't see anything you did wrong here Oga.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Freemasonry: 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2022

Aboks:
Hmmmmmmm

With this kinda nose, you can't smell anything else.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by fof1: 1:46pm On Feb 21, 2022

Candidlady:
God cant save you
He tired of your kind.....

He in your made believe heaven regretting he made Adam before Eve....
Modified : Ididnt read whatever gibberish you wrote up there

Retrace ur Steps and Correct Ur Orientation...God is God...He is not a Man. Seek His Son... Jesus Christ as ur Lord and Personal Saviour...or U will not Miss Hellfire.

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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Germi9: 2:24pm On Feb 21, 2022

I could tell you she actually liked what you did

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Dashlish12: 2:26pm On Feb 21, 2022

ehay:
[color=#006600][/color].

Very possible, cos I'm dat way too and I have kids. I'm in my late thirties but everyone including doctors think I'm sixteen / seventeen. At times it's not funny, especially when I want the madam treatment

. Hmmm; pictures or i dont believe it

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Oddfinder: 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2022

kollinzgee:
.
Not a bad idea though.

Giy so u actually went home and masturbated shocked

Damn

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by ehay(f): 2:49pm On Feb 21, 2022

Dashlish12:
. Hmmm; pictures or i dont believe it

Lolll, I'm usually asked to prove I'm older...it's Soo bad some people think i'm my sisters daughter. And she won't waste time to tell them she's a year older than me. It's dat bad.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Munzy14(m): 3:11pm On Feb 21, 2022

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.

Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home.

I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.

Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible.

Hehehehehehehe e dey happen sha...Be like a friend with 3kids...All grown up....She weighs less than 50kg...Very easy for people to woo her despite being a mom of a 16yr old.

According to her, she gets male attention a lot even with her obvious marital stuff.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Candidlady: 3:13pm On Feb 21, 2022

fof1:
Retrace ur Steps and Correct Ur Orientation...God is God...He is not a Man. Seek His Son... Jesus Christ as ur Lord and Personal Saviour...or U will not Miss Hellfire.

Story

Tales

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Candidlady: 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2022

Kajaard:
Stop trying too hard. We already have Iyaebe on this forum. We can't afford to have two nuisances

Who the F is iyaebe

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Akerele44(m): 3:48pm On Feb 21, 2022

Kobicove:
I'm Sure the woman started having kids early

For sure

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by godofuck231: 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2022

i926:
There is nothing to spot here. They all siblings

you see ? Its a Problem ,one is the mum

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by MrMacinterchi1: 5:32pm On Feb 21, 2022

Candidlady:
God cant save you

He tired of your kind.....
He in your made believe heaven regretting he made Adam before Eve....

Modified : Ididnt read whatever gibberish you wrote up there

why did you comment then ?

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by sirblend: 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2022

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.

Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home.

I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.

Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually deceives her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible.

Alcohol can make every lady become extremely beautiful.
My friend does that, when he takes alcohol he begins to chase all the women in the street. Sometimes we have to hold him because he is on a different level. Even dirty girls become attracted to him. But when the alcohol has cleared from his body, he begins to apologise for all his actions.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by legba1(m): 8:07pm On Feb 21, 2022

I just wonder certain folks here belief every story on nairaland is made up or lies...… The fact it has not happened to you doesnt mean it never happened... I use to know this beautiful young lady introduced to me by my lecturer friend. i see her as being too young for me to get into a relationship,but i know she was realy into me. we have an age difference of like 24yrs... she later invited me to her house, i met the mum and meeeen, she looks fabulous....first thing i said was

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by l0uie(m): 8:48pm On Feb 21, 2022

limcar:
your story no funny. you can do better. yawns

So true, but make I see your face... that might actually crack me up.

Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Spandau: 3:32am On Feb 22, 2022

kollinzgee:
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex.

Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home.

I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that.

Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible.

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