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What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by IamKizzbrown10(m): 8:13am On Mar 09, 2022 |
I’ve heard of guys here trying to shame women by asking what women offer. … But the truth is, same questions should be asked of we male folks. In the midst of the growing moral decadence, we are as guilty as well me I remember a girl (Blessing ) I met on Facebook we started talking, and we became close forward to like 2 weeks of chatting, and we talk dirty, she decided visiting and as a sharp guy very thing set perfume, rug everything neat baba is ready to burst as uncle don dey gym, thought running. The day came and the girl was comfortable, so I made moves she was like hmmmm I don’t trust, you are a player na so I begin promise even what I couldn’t afford blah blah blah. I even remember saying she is the first and the last. Konji na bastard Drop Your Comment 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by HopeNeverDies: 8:28am On Mar 09, 2022 |
IamKizzbrown10: Damnnn!!! Don't promise shiiii coz of sex again brrh! That stuff doesn't make sense. I could remember a babe I was about to yansh some months back, she asked me to promise lotta stuffs; omohhh ano say shiii.. nah after she don sleep for midnight I yansh am... Why the hell would I promise coz of sex!?? 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by arthurwillia(m): 9:08am On Mar 09, 2022 |
Told a lady I will sponsor her birthday coming the next week, give her small change that day to calm her down Na so she Open Weyrey girl She lash me ehn Can never forget 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 09, 2022 |
HopeNeverDies:Sleep? You woke her up? If you didn't, it's rape.. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 09, 2022 |
This. Is. Why. I. Don't. Trust. Men. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Nobody: 9:26am On Mar 09, 2022 |
Konji nah bastard true true.. |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by NoahHadNoArk: 9:54am On Mar 09, 2022 |
After two years of Viewing her WhatsApp status and beholding her cute face and voluptuous hips, I told Hosanna any day she sees me I will drop 10k block for her,the money is there. She's comes on a Sunday, day of the Carabao cup final, she's a big Chelsea fan and I've got DSTV. After a bit of teasing and seducing, she strips her clothes off, i bend her over and her pvssy was severely dealt with, while she watched her beloved Chelsea loose on penalties to Liverpool. On her way out I request for her hand bag and slide in 5k for her time. Girl ask me, " I hope its the amount we agreed". 1. We never negotiated sëx for cash, the money promised was out of my own generosity and benevolence. 2. I hosted you, you ate Hotel standard meals and drinks, and I fvcked your brains out till you reached cloud nine. 3. I showed you one or two stuffs on Cryptocurrency to make you rich in a couple of months, girl its you who is meant to pay me. Let's stop allowing these ladies that sense of entitlement over moments of pleasure enjoyed by both parties involved. My peace I leave you 11 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by flakkybakky(f): 9:57am On Mar 09, 2022 |
Brainard22:a scammer who ended up being scammed, wetin u wan use her password do?be careful cos na my name be dat |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by fattprince(m): 10:19am On Mar 09, 2022 |
NoahHadNoArk:Can you please help with that crypto? should I dm? |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Alaefulu(m): 10:48am On Mar 09, 2022 |
That crypto aspect epa ma dm also NoahHadNoArk: |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by paulolee(m): 1:45pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
she said I was too sweet n promised to get me a car aslong as I continue giving only her dt mad vibes dt she cant go a week without my sweet stick n shes addicted to it.. 2 months letta, i hear say one big man for hood don engage her, man wey don clock 60 o, I jus delete n block her number not ready to be shot dead while playing a intimacy gadget for a confused lady.. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Izprince(m): 2:20pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
Datboredberry na you I wan dash my car oooo |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by jericco1(m): 3:47pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
She promised to come back for a revenge sex the following week, after an epic night. But mama later texted me that she nearly died that she won't come back again. Well she came sha but not the following week. |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by shilenji(m): 4:22pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
Loooooolllllllll The girl just made me propose to her to be my girlfriend before I sexed her. This is how it went. Met the very classy babe (she be serious butty) at a swimming pool, we rocked each other at the pool, she collected my number that day. We spoke for a while, she came over that same week. She was on my bed after romancing and stuffs, I was about to unzip she said I will leave her after the action. That statement irritated the shit out of me, told her to come and start going, she became sad and begged, she said she's just scared I'll use her, that even if she will be a side chick she doesn't mind. So I said okay, she opened the honey pot for me almost immediately with joy in her face, she gave me the best head I ever received, then I made her cum 4xce. Ordered Uber for her and gave her small change for transport. That was the last she heard of me |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by okoroemeka(m): 4:28pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
shilenji:you could have kept her just in case of emergency 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by shilenji(m): 4:30pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
Had too many at hand, just wanted her at that moment. I don't see me doing her again okoroemeka: |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Gadafii: 4:52pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
The only thing I ever promised any girl, is that we go connect again and knack. That is if she's good oo |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Demigod22: 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
In my 200 level, it was a trend to kiss and tell. Those guys will chop fresher and gist us. Khadija will not allow me pull down the pants unless I promise her that I won't tell my coursemates. I never kiss and tell before so I just promised her. Later when I broke up with her, she started telling her female coursemates how big my gbola is, I wasn't angry because some of her friends came to taste the rod to confirm her story. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by Tallesty1(m): 7:39pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
I don't talk when I am busy |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by nickyj19: 7:51pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
I stiLL Dey Owe One Girl 3 house And 1 helicopter As I
Dey Like Dhiz |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by KJtemi: 8:11pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
Datboredberry:babe not all men are like that,I don't promise and fail All you need to do to let me in between and you won't regret it for a second |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by KJtemi: 8:16pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
shilenji:my man!!! I saw what you did there,playing mind games with this chicks but like someone above said,you should have kept her for rainy days...side chick like she wanted |
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