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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by wiseoneking: 3:38pm On Mar 12, 2022
juman:
Fiction.
The write up is too good. I doubt it.

But solution in this case is intimacy gadgets.
A very good man that was good in oral, if he get semen to born child, intimacy gadgets would help them a lot.
Fiction crew, always doubting every possible write ups.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by peacettw: 3:51pm On Mar 12, 2022
This was a fun read. Well done to the writer. This was obviously made up

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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by vicfajeze: 3:54pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Yes because an average Nigerian man has a small dick.
na lie.Mine is helele .Just come test,you go know say My penis Yunkata ,as my Ebira pple go say
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by HenryGraphics: 3:58pm On Mar 12, 2022
Wow
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by rimijoshua(m): 4:01pm On Mar 12, 2022
You can use a spring balance to elongate it.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by eventainment(m): 4:03pm On Mar 12, 2022
What's now the size of an average dick
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by adeniyi65(m): 4:09pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
sex sex sex everywhere, it just seems I'm the only one abstaining from it.
That's how it seems in the world where premarital sex has been a culture.you aren't alone.we are few bold enough to indulge in it but preferred to abstrain from it for different purposes.

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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Successfulben: 4:09pm On Mar 12, 2022
So you took all your time and energy to write an essay on a man's dick size. What if he ignored the egg smell that gushes out of your pussy.The quicker you run from fornication, the better for you. Women and big dick are like two inseparable Siamese twins.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by almarthins(m): 4:10pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Yes because an average Nigerian man has a small dick.

Will u kip quayet. So you had bn sampling men in Nigeria?
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Benny6944: 4:11pm On Mar 12, 2022
Jeon:


we all know why they worship them because of the materialism.
same goes to Nigeria women that have assets..


I went to village yesterday and I was surprised to see a rich man bro driving school bus shocked

and I was like
me : where you brother motor
him :he Don collect am give another person.
me : why? no be ur senior brother..
him : forget about everything..
OK oooh sorry..
to eat self nah wahala [whereas your bro have hotels everywhere, involved in cars business and spare parts of heavy trucks ]

and the said brother got his riches through a woman [ her lates husband worldly materials ]...
and ppl were saying that make GOD dy answer prayer like, i told them he is a gold digger [male version] if the woman was poor will he even think of talking to her...




Ewu. Op will always be op
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by guywitzerogal(m): 4:14pm On Mar 12, 2022
Zonefree:

You girls don't value what you have here. Nigerian gbola wey girls all over the world dey die for. You girls should learn to appreciate good things abeg
a guy from Poland once came to work as an expatriate in my company, baba ask me to connect him with fine girl one weekend like that, after i connect him the next week the guy no follow me relate i come the wonder werin sup, but as a guyman i just bone am,......... Na so him meet other guy that one too connet him with another girl.. Last last baba voice out say Nigeria girl pussy is extra wide
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by guywitzerogal(m): 4:15pm On Mar 12, 2022
Don't blame the guy blame your pussy
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by obanioluorun: 4:16pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Yes because an average Nigerian man has a small dick.
girl Nigerian dicks are the best, thickest, longest, reliable, trusted in time of reproduction, infact white girls enjoy it to
the maximum, they seeks for it and found it, they cherish it and loves it, infact you are lucky to be a Nigerian, this is the only good thing Nigeria can give to the world.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by obanioluorun: 4:23pm On Mar 12, 2022
guywitzerogal:
a guy from Poland once came to work as an expatriate in my company, baba ask me to connect him with fine girl one weekend like that, after i connect him the next week the guy no follow me relate i come the wonder werin sup, but as a guyman i just bone am,......... Na so him meet other guy that one too connet him with another girl.. Last last baba voice out say Nigeria girl pussy is extra wide
oyinbo dick particularly British too small even my son of 14years penis no be oyinbo mate
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Abujason: 4:24pm On Mar 12, 2022
In other words you are ashewo? All these runs girls that deceive guys into marrying them. If that is the main fault you found in him, then you are not a marriage material. If the man complain now say ya toto too wide, e go be wahala.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Worksunlimited: 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2022
ijustdey:


SOURCE

If it's by dick size, tongue and finger shouldn't be making a woman cum...

So you see, it's not about dick size but about technique..
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by amazingspiderma: 4:37pm On Mar 12, 2022
ijustdey:


SOURCE
.

You were looking for attention, now you got 8 pages.

Congratulations.

Can we move to something more reasonable.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Lordhades21(m): 4:43pm On Mar 12, 2022
This super story sha go well!!! grin
Everyone is sha entitled to go with what works for them
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by donhackaz: 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
sex sex sex everywhere, it just seems I'm the only one abstaining from it.
grin grin grin
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Jnana19(m): 4:48pm On Mar 12, 2022
Really check mine 08169500338
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Ejehkob: 4:57pm On Mar 12, 2022
Afokesco:
damn nigga

nothing can satisfy the other gender.

man go get small d...Dem go complain

man go get big d.. Dem go complain

nigga has small d..you broke up with him

so you need a weapon of mass destruction.

e belike say she nor won dey Waka well.


Note: if your see any barny dey waka bend

note that Dem Don use big d..scatter hercheesy

No be chais!
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by pswglobal(m): 5:00pm On Mar 12, 2022
Hmmm, girls and sex!!! Which one is micropenis again because I only know micro SIM, macro Sim etc.

She also made mention of d little Vienna sausage could not do d trick and I just quickly remembered Patrick vieira.

Ladies I hail oooo.

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Call/Whatsapp:
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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by sydneyboss(m): 5:05pm On Mar 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
sex sex sex everywhere, it just seems I'm the only one abstaining from it.


Who asked you?
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by okoroemeka(m): 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2022
peacettw:
This was a fun read. Well done to the writer. This was obviously made up
why is it obviously made up?do you think micropenis didn't exist?do you think penis size cannot affect a woman desire?or do you think women nowadays are so naive not to express themselves on what they like and what they don't like,the op is even civil not to unsettle male ego by telling her partner how small the penis size is,it will be a hormone crusher,my heart seriously goes to that guy with a small dick, even me with an average dick is finding it difficult getting to the depths of these pvssy nowadays talkless of micropenis.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by BRATISLAVA: 5:14pm On Mar 12, 2022
Funniest thread all day.

Nicely written. Very enjoyable.

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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Stargurl20(f): 5:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
okwadatigbogal:
Wow! To each his own! Many men will break up with a girl for things they can work on e.g weight, pimples etc. but are angry when girls break up with them for their small dicks, which is forever. Next thing is to call Nigerian girls hoes... Lmao..
All these small-dicked men sef!
God bless you for this. I've been reading comments to find someone who would say something like this.
Not just ordinary gurls will they break up with on things beyond the girls' control, but even their wives. The mother of their children who didn't even wish to be that way but became such as a result of bring their children into this world. Men....he no follow o. Make una dey reason.

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Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Bbbw: 5:22pm On Mar 12, 2022
Pick your poison
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Stargurl20(f): 5:23pm On Mar 12, 2022
Ijoba85:
Any man who's trying to please a woman would waste his entire lifetime pleasing the wind..No one can please women ...It's the bitter fact
Similarly, any woman trying to please a man, will die trying, and even after her death, the man will still remain unsatisfied.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Emola12(m): 5:27pm On Mar 12, 2022
Omo d girl Bleep up jare when u know say u love him why u no go meet all dos hausa people wey dey sell big gbola medicine and use it for him??
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by peacettw: 5:34pm On Mar 12, 2022
okoroemeka:
why is it obviously made up?do you think micropenis didn't exist?do you think penis size cannot affect a woman desire?or do you think women nowadays are so naive not to express themselves on what they like and what they don't like,the op is even civil not to unsettle male ego by telling her partner how small the penis size is,it will be a hormone crusher,my heart seriously goes to that guy with a small dick, even me with an average dick is finding it difficult getting to the depths of these pvssy nowadays talkless of micropenis.

Oh micropenis definitely exists... It's the little things in the write up which gives me the feeling that it is all fiction.

Let's not sweat it.
Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by bizzibodi(m): 5:45pm On Mar 12, 2022
Penis don suffer!Any how elephant lean he still fat pass goat:any how dick small reach he still pass clit.

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