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vincenteger:
She told me to go and read my books

greatfucker:
What was the worst reply you got from a girl after you ask her out and what was later the outcome?

suffering:
I’ll say this only once so pay attention, young ones.

Four months of dating, I suggest we become exclusive.

“I’ll think about it.”

Two months later, I remind her to come to a decision.

“Let’s see where this goes.”

Two weeks pass. I grow impatient and tell her we should do the do before I die of conji.

“Go and Bleep your mother, you bastard!”

It was all the confirmation I needed to know I was wasting time. I deleted her contact, tore all our pictures together and blanked females for three full years. Now I pay for the deed or jump into the physical part as quickly as possible. If she plays hard to get, my countdown timer ticks slowly until I rid myself of any emotional longing to said female, after which I delete her contact to chase another.

SmartPolician:
No girl has ever turned me down because my strategy always works.

fergieboy:
I don’t ask ladies out

That’s old school and boring

I simply just play the boyfriend role

Before they know what’s happening we are already dating

Codeye:
Make we run am together

Bahamas95:
"You're too young for me"







3months later aunty was begging me to stop cause I almost shifted her womb......I just dey use wickedness pound her, I hate being underated.

soundOsonic:
Me "will you be my girlfriend"
She "eeeeww No"
Me "okay let's just be friends"
She "I already have enough friends"
Me �

ComradeShegs:
She told me "you're not my type.... You're short, you're black, you don't have money, you're not even in a good department, zoology...Even if I'm blind I won't date you"

soundOsonic:
Lol you are still a virgin. FWB relationship doesn't start when one person says let's be FWB, in this nigeria it doesn't happen.
If a girl that is your friend visit your house. She would not allow you touch her. If she rejected your advances and tell you let's be friends. Means she is not attracted to you no matter your looks.
It starts with just a simple visit that leads to sex, and it repeats itself, it could be neighbors, coursemate, new friend online, street girl, not a girl you guys are friends and you share things together before you started fucking. They don't even need to be friends. Most times they are not friends or even intending to enter a relationship.
They can just be fucking without anyone thinking what's going on is Feb.

Lionnation:
Ugly boys fool nairaland oo, I can't remember wooing any lady and not getting a positive reply, I hadly woo women but I have a lot of girlfriend 80% percent of which I didn't woo

Senomii:
E be like you go chyke person mama
Go for your level una go say no, go toast buhari wife na

Munzy14:
Normally when a lady say she will think about it, just know you have won first leg of semi-final match in champions league..

But this your I will think about it, be like na opposite o...since 3years 3yrs pikin don dey waka na..

greatfucker:
What was the worst reply you got from a girl after you ask her out and what was later the outcome?

Bellotelli:
She was so opened to me and I was so ashamed of myself that I didn't know what to say. She simply said ' I can't date you cause you don't have money.. Let's say I need 10k now can you afford it?

Iamziggy:
"I cannot date you because you don't have money"

Goodbadbowy419:
Send your aza

fergieboy:
I don’t ask ladies out

That’s old school and boring

I simply just play the boyfriend role

Before they know what’s happening we are already dating