So, I was extremely bored with everything earlier today, and decided to flirt unprovoked on Tinder. With the kinda pictures my profile holds, I easily match with ladies. Pretty ladies.

It's not about the looks though! But the affluence. Haha. So I matched as many as I wanted and moved the conversation to WhatsApp.

Omo! All the ladies there wants money. Regardless of what they imputed in their profile of this and that, forget am, na money them dey find. One even told me 1 million bucks is enough to have her.

It was a repeated pattern for all they ladies. Look, without benefits of doubts, I was expecting a small margin from the total population to at least want an; independent guy, handsome bobo that is well built, graduate, working, etcetera. But reversed was the outcome.

I've abandoned them chats sha. Because my client who runs me keywords research for my Amazon stuffs sent a beautiful job done. So my boredom was cleared and I went back to hustling for urgent 2k.

Honestly, don't know what I'd have done if I was in these ladies shoes. Maybe I'd request for money too. Or an independent partner (my best bet).

Also, I am seriously considering funding some of them. One told me she's in school and the ASUU strike is telling heavily on her. She can't go back home because, at the moment, it's better to stay back in school.
I am also buying a lot from the lady that sells clothing.

Let's welcome the president of nairaland simps..ocholu..
*Claps*
I thought you had a girlfriend tho?

you are considering funding them as their father

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#ItIsWell!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let's welcome the president of nairaland simps..ocholu..
*Claps*
I thought you had a girlfriend tho?

Hahaha.. Thank you! Y'all can now take your seats.

Yeah, I do have a girlfriend. I was only flirting though. Nothing serious . You know!

Ocholu:


Hahaha.. Thank you! Y'all can now take your seats.

Yeah, I do have a girlfriend. I was only flirting though. Nothing serious . You know!

Ocholu pls give that lady the money tho...
Will you pls?

posty56:
you are considering funding them as their father

Yeahs off course. I share from the fate of people who have helped me previously. Without knowing me, seeing me, or wanting anything to do with me. I always look back, and I am grateful.

Don't be surprised, majority of them may be male Scammers.

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Ocholu pls give that lady the money tho...
Will you pls?

LoL. 1 million maybe too much for only her. At least! I am thinking splitting it into 4. They're 5. So, I'll just remove the lady I bought stuffs from.

Ocholu:


LoL. 1 million maybe too much for only her. At least! I am thinking splitting it into 4. They're 5. So, I'll just remove the lady I bought stuffs from.

Good..1million dollar right?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Good..1million dollar right?

Noo... 10 million dollars.

Ocholu:


Noo... 10 million dollars.

Really..are you taking me for a joker or what?

This was a simple question but your response was too harsh..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Really..are you taking me for a joker or what?

This was a simple question but your response was too harsh..

LoL. I thought you were capping. How can I share 1 million dollars What's then my networth .

Ocholu:


LoL. I thought you were capping. How can I share 1 million dollars What's then my networth .

Me?
Capping?
Ok enjoy..

Camelot65:
1 million naira to win a lady's heart?? Shey she dey mad ni

I'll use that money for something productive.

Shift joor. Because you no get

siofra:


Shift joor. Because you no get

Mtsewwww

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Me?
Capping?
Ok enjoy..

Come back jorrr..

Ocholu:


Come back jorrr..

What?

If na your fellow guy, u no go ever do for am like this...

After, u go say, na charity work

Buhari, come and carry your son

FERNANDEZISBACK:

What?

You know the table in which we meet. I've some racks for you.

Abeg I'm extremely bored and sad too I need any one to make me happy anything am in,
I don tire like mad make una no let me commit suicide abeg

Victerica:
If na your fellow guy, u no go ever do for am like this...

After, u go say, na charity work

You just open your mouth waaahh and say stuffs as though you know me.

What you just said is typical of yourself.

Ocholu:


You know the table in which we meet. I've some racks for you.

Whatever it is you want..holla at me..

posty56:
you are considering funding them as their father

That same guy won’t fund an average dude hustling on the streets.

Camelot65:
1 million naira to win a lady's heart?? Shey she dey mad ni

I'll use that money for something productive.

Be like say the heart na ballon d’or

All of dem nah hook-up business dem dey do now