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The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by MadeINchenzen2: 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2022
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Ximenez(m): 7:01pm On Apr 05, 2022
How many minutes to cum wey you go lusgard allow babe sleepover for your crib?

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by shilenji(m): 7:06pm On Apr 05, 2022
She fit be witch and steal your destiny.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Codeye(m): 7:11pm On Apr 05, 2022
Last time I did that for one reason or the other I could not sleep

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Boogyman557: 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2022
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Phckface: 7:15pm On Apr 05, 2022
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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by HopeNeverDies: 7:17pm On Apr 05, 2022
Damnnnn!!!! I don't do Hookers ! Shame on me!
Sex is almost the cheapest thing for me to get...
The very first and last time I had a fun with a hooker; twas my guys that paid... I just wasted that money coz I didn't even cum

Lmao... And why would a sensible nigga sleep off while a hooker is passing the night over at his side ..

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by MadeINchenzen2: 7:30pm On Apr 05, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnnn!!!! I don't do Hookers ! Shame on me!
Sex is almost the cheapest thing for me to get...
The very first and last time I had a fun with a hooker; twas my guys that paid... I just wasted that money coz I didn't even cum

Lmao... And why would a sensible nigga sleep off while a hooker is passing the night over at his side ..
lol

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Joelobioha(m): 8:52pm On Apr 05, 2022
grin
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Apr 05, 2022
Sleeping with a street hooker on thesame bed overnight, person way Joseph, ayo, peter,
Patrick, john, ahmed and chinedu don sample finish grin grin, I see niggas do that alot but dammm mehnnn that is a NO, No, for me. grin grin

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Boogyman557: 9:06pm On Apr 05, 2022
Joelobioha:
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
Holly Gram cool LoLz


DIS my Gee!


u no de sleep!


WTF MAN

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Joker! Lol

U really cracked me up

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by MadeINchenzen2: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2022
Johnnycastro18:
Sleeping with a street hooker on thesame bed overnight, person way Joseph, ayo, peter,
Patrick, john, ahmed and chinedu don sample finish grin grin, I see niggas do that alot but dammm mehnnn that is a NO, No, for me. grin grin
lol

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 05, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
And I wasted my time reading this

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Joelobioha(m): 10:09pm On Apr 05, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool LoLz


DIS my Gee!


u no de sleep!


WTF MAN
I never sleep oo

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by ChemicalReaction(f): 10:54pm On Apr 05, 2022
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Orgasmgiver123(m): 10:57pm On Apr 05, 2022
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot



Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Nobody: 12:13am On Apr 06, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
lol
yeah cheesy
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by MadeINchenzen2: 2:34am On Apr 06, 2022
ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.
Omo, na true òooo !!!

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Realmi: 7:55am On Apr 06, 2022
Babe wey street guys dey run her matter for incomplete building

E reach ur turn, u carry am go ur house

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by pizzzy(m): 12:10pm On Apr 06, 2022
Op Even for short time most of all the things you mentioned can still happen bottom line avoid olosho simple

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by BluntTheApostle(m): 1:39pm On Apr 06, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:


4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

You are never lucky when you bring a sex worker into your home, even if not overnight.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

She can spy on you in the day as well. An expert spy does not need a sleepover. A few minutes is enough to take note of stuffs.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

She can do this as well in the afternoon, especially your genitals or even life.

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

She can do this in the afternoon as well.

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

She can do this in the daytime as well.

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin

So, stop living a reckless life. Avoid sex workers.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Onyi22(f): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
grin
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Danielle09: 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
90% of them gives information to armed robbers

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by spafu(m): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
I no dey carry hooker.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by TA4TA4: 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
Lol... Then why patronise a hooker in the first place?

One day.... You go collect this kind wotowoto


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9jZeRk5ps

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by obedience4(m): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
Why deal with a hooker in the first place

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by jojothaiv(m): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
All in the name of Instruments meet and greet, why not try out abstinence, asceticism or celibacy.

Life has gone beyond throwing bodies around...

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by manuelkel(m): 11:16am On Jul 21, 2022
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

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