| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by sylve11: 6:06pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by shege45: 6:06pm On May 10, 2022 |
endsarrrs:
 Really yes my dear. Let’s be friends. Let’s chat on whatsap 1 Like |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by pagorino(m): 6:09pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... ghost dey the room ni? 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by WantsandMore: 6:10pm On May 10, 2022 |
Thank God for st. Mathias Utako, my NGOs days, hotel was one of the best back then. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by DPlanB1(m): 6:11pm On May 10, 2022 |
My ordeal was a terrible one..this happened at lekki ajah road when I Newly returned back to the country with my friend..paid 12k a night for two days , when we came to our rooms after we went out to cool off..my friend noticed his bad was opened and about 5k was taken Omo I sharply rushed to check mine cos about 150k dey my bag plus some dollars as if that wasn't enough around 11pm na so we see the receptionist with some SARS men which I later learnt she was dating one of dem..I couldn't sleep I swear , middle of night someone tried opening my door by turning the handle
Na so I hold my bottle of red wine for hand till 4am 51 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by afamaustin(m): 6:13pm On May 10, 2022 |
Any hotel that is not up to 15k per night is not good.l hv my reasons 11 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IDIOTmoderators: 6:13pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by DryMouth: 6:14pm On May 10, 2022 |
Homeboiy:
Try lodge for that hotel wey dey opposite total filling station for Akpakpava B/C
Come back come share your experience Guy guy! Your head dey there..mosquitoes no let me sleep that day, fan was making horrible noise and a/c was not working. It was the longest night of my life. There is one in that same akpakpava area it is called EDO DELTA hotel.. i cried the day i lodged in that hotel. I was on my to warri but it was already too late i had to sleep in benin and someone directed me to that hotel. Omo i nearly fight manager that day. Gen was bad, the fried pepper meat i bought from the bar was spoilt. It was jst horrible. 10 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Olumighty123(m): 6:14pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Gkay1(m): 6:15pm On May 10, 2022 |
My first time of visiting my fiance then in ibadan, I Lodged at a hotel, hoping to enjoy myself at night without knowing that the hotel management will make me to do extra job at night. I enjoyed myself till around 11pm when their gen went off, Jesus, I can't forget that day, I killed mosquitoes throughout the night. 11 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IDIOTmoderators: 6:15pm On May 10, 2022 |
Samfloxin:
Couple of times I lodged was with Christian brethren,so nothing happened Is "Christian brethren" the name of an hotel? 6 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IDIOTmoderators: 6:16pm On May 10, 2022 |
Olumighty123:
Pussy has its own smell, don't you know? If you had sex in a room and I happen to walk in that room just immediately after you finished, I'd definitely know something went down in there. Hmmm aswawo man with correct experience....  4 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Thebig4: 6:16pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Nobody: 6:17pm On May 10, 2022 |
Agrobabs:
Remember going for ndlea exams in Kano...got there late so I took the only Keke in sight to the nearest hotel, got to a location Called sabon gari, Omo the first impression of the place was wow my perception of the state was absolutely wrong cos Omo everywhere dy jaye jaye... So I lodged in one hotel like that, the bed spread was stained with semen, the lousy tv I saw was like 7 inch I doubt if my phone wasnt even bigger than it... Asked for another room Omo they said no room left and true to their word the place was filled, I chest am as a man with mental note to sleep on the chair, ate drank and later came back to my room.... Then boom 11pm they off the gen
If someone had told me niggur you re in hell I won't even argue a bit, plus the mosquito were on steroids con see where mosquito they raise balnket to come suck your blood then the most interesting part.... The sound of music wey I dy hear from everyroom ehn, e b like they open pornhub for the hotel, Omo ha ho ha ho wayo Allah I just dy hear.... I just jejely where airpod cover myself with the blood of Jesus and sleep.
All in all Sha Kano fine, can't wait to go n jollificate there again though in a better hotel Dfkm... I can imagine! 3 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Tommymoses(m): 6:17pm On May 10, 2022 |
Don't spoilt our Abule-Egba ooo... I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... [/quote] 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Benny93: 6:18pm On May 10, 2022 |
afamaustin:
Any hotel that is not up to 15k per night is not good.l hv my reasons on point 2 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by JoyousFurnitire(m): 6:20pm On May 10, 2022 |
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.
We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out 18 Likes 1 Share 
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by AmazingELixir: 6:20pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by MASTERMIND04(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... LOL This really sounds funny. 3 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Pedro369(m): 6:21pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... Dem dey use ur room for short time 4 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by AlphaStyles(m): 6:26pm On May 10, 2022 |
Weird hotel stories 1 Like |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by thrillionaire(m): 6:27pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... LMAO.. no be small thing 1 Like |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Kingcalls: 6:28pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... Pls wants the name of the hotel in benin...planning on going to benin next week 3 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by donsheddy1(m): 6:29pm On May 10, 2022 |
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.
We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out Nairaland daydreamer #1 3 Likes 1 Share 
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Eberex(m): 6:29pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IAmTobore(m): 6:33pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... Please I live in Benin. Can you tell me the name of the hotel and the room number. 2 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Benny93: 6:33pm On May 10, 2022 |
sometime ago, i went 2 ughelli frm Ph to deliver a goods to a company. I started d journey by 6pm in d evening n i got 2 ughelli around 8:30 to 9pm after much sorting n arrangement of d goods i delivered it was around 10pm, i started lookin 4 a hotel to lodge n most of d hotel i saw was fully booked by gee boys nah so dem gather 4 almost all d hotel premises ooh. After much searching i finally saw one dat is a bit free, nah so i rush am ooh...dat night sha 9 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by kals4luv990(m): 6:34pm On May 10, 2022 |
stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.
We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out In her 60s yu said..waow bro you are good in Literature nd story telling 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Bbbw: 6:36pm On May 10, 2022 |
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| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Nobody: 6:36pm On May 10, 2022 |
nony43:
So years ago, when i was in school, i visited my ex in her city for the first time she was a student too. Before i travel to see her, I asked her if there is any hotel were we can lodge. I need a hotel far from where you live, she said yes that good hotels are far from the school.
Na so i land for her area that Friday night around 10pm we went straight to one of the hotels their rooms were booked in fact all the big hotels were fully booked na so we settled for 2500 fan or 3k Ac kind of hotel just for that night, we settled with the one with Jesus breeze cos a customer was complaining of their AC.
Brethren, that night after every, we were gisting, around pass 12am na so rat begin scratch my toes, I say wetin be this just immediately my ex stood up and screamed her toes. Na so i on light see as three big rats run enter wardrobe disappear.
Around pass 1am we heard a heavy banging on our door it continued my ex carry duvet run enter bathroom, I went to the door, held the handle and was shaking the door like i want to open it. Whilst at it I shouted "who goes" wida you na" no be me de there oo. Na so the noise stop we didn't close our eyes all through the night cos we didn't know what next to expect. 1 Like |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Omogelle(f): 6:38pm On May 10, 2022 |
Homeboiy:
Try lodge for that hotel wey dey opposite total filling station for Akpakpava B/C
Come back come share your experience Hmmmmmm That dirty place You bad sha 2 Likes |
| Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by oshorstan(f): 6:42pm On May 10, 2022 |
palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.
Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..
I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break... This one done lie 2 Likes |
