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One guest house for ikeja besides toprano hotel. name starts with Cali....something.

I saw shege

Ajehkpako4naija:
lies, the story is not true. It doesn't sound real. Only gullibles will believe

Are you saying that people in their 60s don't have sex?

Dliquidmetal:
was it at GRA area?

[color=#770077][/color] mad people all over

I remember serving as a ghost corps member in Ikom cross rivers, I went for my verification after six months and my LGI advised me against sleeping in the family because they thought I had already relocated but i was a bit broke at that time to afford a quality hotel so I checked into one local hotel and to my dismay the rooms were filled up because it was few days to Their election.

So the Okada rider told me he can take me to an affordable hotel , i enquired about the price and he said 1k for a night, I played it down because It was almost impossible to get a hotel for 1k so I declined his offer, he insisted it was cool and moreover it was late and some hours it will be dawn .

I reluctantly followed him to the hotel and behold , it was like an abandoned building, i met people smoking and drinking outside, so he stepped down and approached a certain man he later identified as the manager of the hotel,He came back to tell me he had helped me book the room but I declined and told him there was no way I was ever going to pass the night there .he tried to talk me into staying but I vehemently declined and insisted he returned me back to where he carried me .


To cut the long story short, he took me back and I had to find my way back to the family house. It wasn’t really easy for me because it was late and I missed my way severally before I could locate the house.The corp members finally knew I never relocated but ghosted my service but it was far better than be used as special meat.

Olumighty123:
Pussy has its own smell, don't you know? If you had sex in a room and I happen to walk in that room just immediately after you finished, I'd definitely know something went down in there.

U be bad man o

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

A woman in her 60s I can't imagine what's attractive there

sylve11:
You be JJC for the matter be that.


@op, I lodged in a hotel in Delta state. I controlled one of my girls down. Around 9 pm I decided to have my bath pending when my babe would show. As I opened the bathroom, na so I see one big millipede dey strolled out of the sink.

Na tom and Jerry speed I take flee from that room that day.

Damn, for real? Omo, I hate that thing, millipede. This one crack me up sha!

sylve11:
You be JJC for the matter be that.


@op, I lodged in a hotel in Delta state. I controlled one of my girls down. Around 9 pm I decided to have my bath pending when my babe would show. As I opened the bathroom, na so I see one big millipede dey strolled out of the sink.

Na tom and Jerry speed I take flee from that room that day.

Damn, for real? Omo, I hate that thing, millipede. The smell & sight of it. This one crack me up sha!

Germi9:
So i lodged in a hotel in Benin City,controlled one Hausa girl from Maiduguri ,the moment we checked in ,this girl period start,meanwhile for the other room na so one guy and him babe dey knack, the babe dey shout please daddy dont kill me, chaii !! I say which kind wahala be dis na!!! Who send me control dis girl come from Maiduguri ..las las i drive the girl cos my hotel money dey waste

Lol

this story no complete jare...did you guys do or u no do?

*Modified*

The worst hotel experience I had was in a hotel in Ibadan.
I went to attend an update course.
Decent hotel and everything. As I was spending a week there, I was given a discount from 15k to 12k per night.

I switched on the heater for the shower.

Everything was fine till I got under the shower and touched the shower knob. I received the worst Electric shock of my life. It was so intense that I almost passed out.

I ran out of the bathroom, wore my clothes and stormed to the receptionist.

As it turned out, they had done some electrical repairs that morning and the electrician hadn’t done the earth wiring correctly. See begging. They changed my room immediately, refunded my bill for that day, and did a further discount for my remaining days.

Agrobabs:
Remember going for ndlea exams in Kano...got there late so I took the only Keke in sight to the nearest hotel, got to a location Called sabon gari, Omo the first impression of the place was wow my perception of the state was absolutely wrong cos Omo everywhere dy jaye jaye... So I lodged in one hotel like that, the bed spread was stained with semen, the lousy tv I saw was like 7 inch I doubt if my phone wasnt even bigger than it... Asked for another room Omo they said no room left and true to their word the place was filled, I chest am as a man with mental note to sleep on the chair, ate drank and later came back to my room.... Then boom 11pm they off the gen


If someone had told me niggur you re in hell I won't even argue a bit, plus the mosquito were on steroids con see where mosquito they raise balnket to come suck your blood then the most interesting part.... The sound of music wey I dy hear from everyroom ehn, e b like they open pornhub for the hotel, Omo ha ho ha ho wayo Allah I just dy hear.... I just jejely where airpod cover myself with the blood of Jesus and sleep.

All in all Sha Kano fine, can't wait to go n jollificate there again though in a better hotel

How the NDLEA exam go na? Dem recruit u?

Bad pikin....

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

palsenator:
Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break...

Like for real??

nony43:
So years ago, when i was in school, i visited my ex in her city for the first time she was a student too. Before i travel to see her, I asked her if there is any hotel were we can lodge. I need a hotel far from where you live, she said yes that good hotels are far from the school.

Na so i land for her area that Friday night around 10pm we went straight to one of the hotels their rooms were booked in fact all the big hotels were fully booked na so we settled for 2500 fan or 3k Ac kind of hotel just for that night, we settled with the one with Jesus breeze cos a customer was complaining of their AC.

Brethren, that night after every, we were gisting, around pass 12am na so rat begin scratch my toes, I say wetin be this just immediately my ex stood up and screamed her toes. Na so i on light see as three big rats run enter wardrobe disappear.

Around pass 1am we heard a heavy banging on our door it continued my ex carry duvet run enter bathroom, I went to the door, held the handle and was shaking the door like i want to open it. Whilst at it I shouted "who goes" wida you na" no be me de there oo. Na so the noise stop we didn't close our eyes all through the night cos we didn't know what next to expect.

Lmao....What a story..

Some hotels suppose collect demotion to charlet..

One ugly scene, I had a getaway with my then gf, na so one lady lodging adjacent to my room begin knock on the door, And then man pikin just finish work..Na so I dial reception to check the disturbance and it was mistake she did knocking on the door..I find it embarrassing..Plus the trauma it puts my baby in...

Some hotels lack standard operation in the hospitality business..

But wait o, where una dey see all this charlets abii hotel wey rat they share with una..

So as the night is tensed, you no come touch your babe abii ex? abii you skip gist..Where una popori una self..

Nice thread . things dey occur ooo

TarOrfeeek:



I lodge for one Hotel in a SS state.

The room was not bad. N4,500 a night.

I just finished from NYSC camp in Obubra. And I had the most difficult journey to Calabar.

The hotel was in Calabar South.
I was very hungry and needed something to eat. Receptionist, a nice young babe offered to help me get food. Foolish Me, I accepted the offer.

She brought one packed white rice and stew with meat. I ate this food.

The kind of intense diarrhea I had in the night. I woke up several times to the sound of loud banging, I even thought people were fighting. Coupled with the insane mosquitoes that bit me.

In my life, that has to be the worse night ever.

the meat was probably dog meat aka 404.

nony43:
One time i lodged in a hotel in Owerri around 9pm as i was leaving that night to hang out with my guys the receptionist asked if i will need an extra pillow I said yes she said sir hold on, she opened her phone gallery and told me to choose amongst the girls. I was like i no need this kind pillow I no budget for am. I told my guy he was like a city that has four tertiary institutions what do you expect? Girls de hustle but na only few hotels go ask you for such.

You onye mgbuh..She say extra pillow you no code..

Owerri alone, has Imsu, alvan, futo and poly nekede...Women plenty sha..

But, a focused man must abstain and remain focus..Get a gf or infact a wife..Temptation plenty sha..

Cerebellum:
This was during corper shan! days, I was stranded, served in the east..I had to stay somewhere till the next day so I cud start where I was posted...

Lodged into this hotel, or motel...had this funny name
The receptionist was a complete dweeb.
Aswear, dem just finish Bleep for the room, I saw kiss condom wrap! The lady even squirt

I slept on a weird long chair.

Ewwwww

Poor management.

nony43:
So years ago, when i was in school, i visited my ex in her city for the first time she was a student too. Before i travel to see her, I asked her if there is any hotel were we can lodge. I need a hotel far from where you live, she said yes that good hotels are far from the school.

Na so i land for her area that Friday night around 10pm we went straight to one of the hotels their rooms were booked in fact all the big hotels were fully booked na so we settled for 2500 fan or 3k Ac kind of hotel just for that night, we settled with the one with Jesus breeze cos a customer was complaining of their AC.

Brethren, that night after every, we were gisting, around pass 12am na so rat begin scratch my toes, I say wetin be this just immediately my ex stood up and screamed her toes. Na so i on light see as three big rats run enter wardrobe disappear.

Around pass 1am we heard a heavy banging on our door it continued my ex carry duvet run enter bathroom, I went to the door, held the handle and was shaking the door like i want to open it. Whilst at it I shouted "who goes" wida you na" no be me de there oo. Na so the noise stop we didn't close our eyes all through the night cos we didn't know what next to expect.

Hahahhahahaha you almost killed me

younglleo:
60s kwa?
a woman in her 60s? u must be exaggerating

Na stories to gather likes...

60year old woman don hang boot..

Mourinho24:
That must be Covenant Suite Hotel just by the Afiesere junction. Are you from Ughelli and wher are u based now?

omoh dis guy eeeh, u ar correct bro. I'm 4rm Delta state bt nt Ughelli n i base in PH. U really sabi road abeg

SKhanmi:
Arrived ilorin at 10pm, called bike to take me to the nearest lodge since I was new to the city, Arrived & walked inside, No receptionist, no gateman, nobody on site, music was playing, gate was wide opened. Got tired of waiting and went outside, met two guys I passed earlier chilling by the roadside, Asked them for the nearest available guest house. They said it was far but they had a room available in their house which was actually opposite the lodge. Paid and went upstairs only for it to dawn on me that it's all this short time arrangement stuffs. Bed was big, room was neat but I still later found 3 condoms including one stuck inside a hole in the bathroom wall. The guy was even asking me codedly if I wanted anything else. Was too tired to decode then. I sha slept with one eye open. Woke up early only to find out it was one of those old extra large pre-colonial houses, mostly empty & semi abandoned, nobody in sight again? but the gate was locked. Most of the rooms I peeked into were empty. Shuu! This place was convoluted & dark, I can't go wandering all over na, Later found the key where they hanged it, opened the gate & japa! Definitely sure those guys were either squatters/gatemen, whether they planned it with the lodge guys is what I don't know.

Ilorin sef, my last stay there, The reservation is nothing to write home about..

They have slim fit beautifully created ladies..

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Did you pay

stunnert:
How you take know say she squirt ?
Abi you take style smell the bedsheets

good question

SportsHD:
While running a job for Ondo state gov, they booked us into a hotel in the posh area of akure.

On getting to the room, I wanted to lie down and light some sticky icky. I lifted the duvet up to lie down, I saw blood strains. God, I hate the sight of blood, I Wanted to puke.

Seems like someone's got cut while having sex or her menstruation blood got splattered around that area.
That wasn't even my problem.

My problem was the hotel staff's, didn't they see it when they came for routine cleaning after someone has left the room?
They said maybe the cleaner didn't see it.
That means he didn't even change the duvet.

I was like chai, so you guys don't even change bedsheets if it doesn't look dirty.

I requested for a new room, they said they're all booked out.

I had to sleep on the couch in the room and used my clothes to cover myself.

The next day, I googled searched the name of the hotel on google and wrote a long ass review on my experience.

Good boy you spoiled their business

Mourinho24:
I AM PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THIS ONE BECAUSE AM FROM UGHELLI AND STILL BASE THERE. PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THE HOTEL IF U CAN STILL REMEMBER. I AM INTO HOTEL BUSINESS AND KNOWS ALL THE HOTELS THERE BOTH OLD AND NEW.

Ughele and all their drama. The town don spoil rotten now compared to when I was there

palsenator:
I unfortunately went to this hotel around Abule Egba in Lagos and paid #5000 for the night only to find out that the Gen wasn't working around 10 pm when it was supposed to be on. That was not even the problem. In my whole life , I have never seen a place with so much mosquitoes and rat. I am not kidding ooo. Despite using insecticide before entering the room , It was just too much.

Me and the babe went to stay outside till day break and we couldn't do anything. Till today, i still have not stopped apologizing to her..

I made sure I collect back part of the money I paid sha.


Another was the haunted hotel around Iyaro in Benin... Bed was well spread before I enter and I just dropped my bag , went straight to the bathroom but when I came out , the bed was in disarray.
I tried to make sense of it and I arranged it again before going out to get something to eat.... The moment I closed the door to the room , I heard a sound and I quickly opened the door...I saw everything scattered again, my bag was slightly opened.. Me I run ooo... I was given another room but couldn't sleep till day break...

I only came to read comments but this one won't allow me to keep quiet . I almost burst my belly���

Nice thread makes me remember the movie HOSTEL. About a Slovakian hotel where they butcher people, Lol. May we never find ourselves in a hotel like HOSTEL

The worst hotel experience I had was in Jos,I cant even remember the name of the hotel.I had travelled in company of my two sisters and their kids for our cousins wedding.

After the wedding we could not go back to Kaduna that day because of so much complain about insecurity and too much trouble on the route.We decided to lodged in a hotel.Thank God we all took just one room since the rooms were very big with so much space.

I have a habit of moving a furniture to block the door of any hotel I lodge in,this hotel was not an exception.Around 2am a male hotel staff opened the door and tried to push the door open.The weight of the furniture behind the door woke us up ,I jumped up with one of my sisters and started screaming.He apologized and said he did not know the room was allocated.

That was how we did not close our eyes again until morning ,we packed our luggage and ran.

Nairaland girls una nor dey go hotel go lodge? Tell us your experience na, why only the guy men. Let's read your experiences too sisters

Greystone:
*Modified*

The worst hotel experience I had was in a hotel in Ibadan.
I went to attend an update course.
Decent hotel and everything. As I was spending a week there, I was given a discount from 15k to 12k per night.

I switched on the heater for the shower.

Everything was fine till I got under the shower and touched the shower knob. I received the worst Electric shock of my life. It was so intense that I almost passed out.

I ran out of the bathroom, wore my clothes and stormed to the receptionist.

As it turned out, they had done some electrical repairs that morning and the electrician hadn’t done the earth wiring correctly. See begging. They changed my room immediately, refunded my bill for that day, and did a further discount for my remaining days.

Same experience in Owerri. I was almost electrocuted by the shower knob. God's grace was what saw me thru.