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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nat404: 9:34am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Do kegel exercise everyday and after couple of days, you would be fine.

I last more than two hours on bed before loading off.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Minor thing
. Just contact me ASAP.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by JoyousFurnitire(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2022
lexy2014:


If u say u need help according to the heading, are u saying u need someone to help u out with your lady?
Lmao grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Mvena(f): 9:35am On May 21, 2022
Mtcheww.. Una no dey alright
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ItsmeF: 9:35am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot

This is your problem right here, maturbation. If you masturbate, your body tend to adapt to that and it becomes difficult to have regular sex with your partner. It can get to a point where you don't even want to have sex with your partner because you can get your satisfaction by yourself. Start by stopping masturbating, it's bad for your health and for your spiritual life. Pray God helps you

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by koolaid87: 9:35am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


You need to make sure you address your issues and fvck that puvssy till she plead for merci before y'll end the relationship or its gonna haunt you.

You need to quit porn

You need to work out a lot, make sure you work on ur endurance and finish every session with run on a thread mill or bicycles.

Reduce eating sugar

You need a lotta testerone and those will help your body produce more

Finally, rest a lot as testerone is produced when a niqqa sleeping

Peace

Modified: You need to quit masturbation. Dont know how i missed this sex performance killer.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:35am On May 21, 2022
Nat404:
Do kegel exercise everyday and after couple of days, you would be fine.

I last more than two hours on bed before loading off.
Oga shift na even porn stars don't last that long.... Haba boss.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Goldbw122(m): 9:36am On May 21, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Then call off the relationship before she does.... grin
She is not a keeper, so it is best you can the relationship up first.. FERNANDEZISBACK is right.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by cuttestprince(m): 9:36am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Tbh ,she says i should fix it that she dont want to cheat on me
Oga go and get olekoko n climax energy drink,come thank me later
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by BIXYBABE: 9:36am On May 21, 2022
This is a spiritual attack, pls act fast.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:36am On May 21, 2022
Such a vile thing to say to a man, kindly just expect the worse, I would have preferred you do the breakup
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by hily070: 9:37am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.Run ooooh

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:37am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I want to show her a writeup about what you posted she said she don't want to see it,she have been angry since yesterday
Contact me
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:38am On May 21, 2022
SoapQueen:



This is what he's dealing with I guess. If you have solutions, kindly drop them.

Thanks.



He should consume less of pastries, alcohol, starchy foods, tea&bread and engage in physical exercise. If he masturbate, let him stop cus that's one of the major causes of ED.

He can still go for medical check-up to rule out any STIs.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kwasoly(m): 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


Children of these days no dey fear sacred things.
You are fornicating and your bold telling us to advice you on how to perfect in the act of fornication.
Kaiii I weep for my generation.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Bigchristo: 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
You even try wey your preek raise, when I don’t have money I can’t even feel Hot not to talk of having sex, Oga first go make money oo leave that girl
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by West2019(m): 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Are you in Lagos,
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 9zcollins(m): 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
WhatsApp me on 08128214243
I will help you to regain your lost glory immediately
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Maxxim: 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Op your brain is not functioning
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by nothingzpoil: 9:38am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Bro!!!, You can never satisfy a woman especially this drug abusing generations!!

Now listen and listen good!!!, If you love yourself please erase the idea of satisfying a woman, because YOU CAN'T.

Ironically, they (Women) were unsatisfied by G0d that's why they shave off their eyebrow just to draw it back with an eye pencil to their satisfaction.

The insatiable needs of a women is one of the major problems of man on planet earth.

Be wise bro.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Trendingbiz042: 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Buy T max 20mg sold at 2000 naira and take 1 tablet 30 minutes before sex. You’re having erectile dysfunction and it will correct upon completion of the drug.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ajehkpako4naija(m): 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
dump her and get another. Hustle and forget about satisfying an ocean

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by NeckingNgulping(m): 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Kingpin1000:

We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.

Lmfao
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by staga: 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

My friend,
stop wasting your energy, semen and productive years on women and go and build your wealth empire first. Sex and creative energy do not go hand in hand.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ficeo(m): 9:39am On May 21, 2022
On a Saturday morning, this is what you have to offer here. You are still talking about girlfriend? My friend go and look for a better thing to do with your life than this thrash. Rubbish!

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by bluefilm: 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Have you tried Viagra?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:40am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

My notes:

1. She's not with you for love or money, she's with you cause you can satisfy her.

2...
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by FireUpNow(m): 9:40am On May 21, 2022
I just hope this your sex addict girl will not push you to use sex enhancement pills that will end your life. This is beyond love, free her, she is a sex demon

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ixodes(m): 9:40am On May 21, 2022
OP no kill yourself even Naira self dey fall. Get yourself a firmer pussy with a better grip.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nat404: 9:40am On May 21, 2022
Then satisfying a woman is very easy. Play with her nipple, hair, look for her center of gravity, make her so wet and let her say dirty words. Boom, you are in. And she would keep coming back without even asking for t-fare. cheesy

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by snoopz: 9:41am On May 21, 2022
If you die in active service trying to satisfy a hole na your wahala be that o
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kingandre(m): 9:41am On May 21, 2022
It can happen to any man...e get something wey dy bother you wey u neva sort out... She need to dy encourage u for now, pet u if she loves u at all..

On the flip side, go blow another babe...e go wake up from there

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