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Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by chatinent: 12:42pm On May 23, 2022
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you. grin

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by chatinent: 12:47pm On May 23, 2022
Make una complete the list o. The list is endless.


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Disclaimer: It's just for fun.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Kingstel(m): 1:07pm On May 23, 2022
6. The silent ones.
They hardly post or comment like me.
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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Guderian(m): 1:08pm On May 23, 2022
The tribalists are sth else.

cool cool

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Uniquetani1(f): 1:16pm On May 23, 2022
6. The "I Neva chop" group
Always begging for 2k

7. The "Lack of Home Training" gangs
They hardly understand a post, most of them just want "likes". They don't give good advice but finds pleasure insulting posters. They also see nothing wrong insulting someone's parents.

Make I no call names

8. The "Fake Redpillers" gangs
I don't know who first start this redpillers thing but most of them are woman wrapper in reality. They just want to feel belong, I call them the "Wannabe".

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Tinububalls: 2:14pm On May 23, 2022
The WESTERN ASS LICKERS or WOKE dummies.
The OVER RELIGIOUS ONES.
We Africans have our Cultures and Traditions.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Ishilove: 7:24pm On May 23, 2022
You're right about the fake redpillers. Alpha males online, woman wrapper offline.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by iCauseTrouble: 7:39pm On May 23, 2022
Which category I come dey now?

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:39pm On May 23, 2022
These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.
The most immature and annoying ones....... after the annoying and idiotic sets of tribalists.

God punish all tribalists/useless trolls on Nairaland....... after sane and sensible members finish dealing with them here on the forum. cool

Skyview01:
I hate tribalist more than Ebola virus.
We too....they won't end well for all the violence and deaths they have caused with their actions.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by ILoveDemMANNA: 7:39pm On May 23, 2022
True

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Eriggs: 7:39pm On May 23, 2022
These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might
Or supporting ipob rampage
Those are the worst sets of members here on Nairaland.
And one thing for sure is that, the evil they support will reach their doorsteps soon. They will all pay brutally for the evil they support.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Dailymice: 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
My own is that it is funny how redpillers are being dealt with by simps in real life. Ladies cheat on redpillers with simp cause simps are more caring and understanding.

As a guy, I find the redpiller theory useless and I feel most redpillers are frustrated guys who don't have luck in relationship and women in general.

Avoid Redpiller talk here in Nairaland. Most of those guys are broke people

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by benikad(m): 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
F
Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by kambili999(f): 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
Lol
Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by geedot: 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
How come I don't belong to any group here? sad

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by slawormiir: 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
Damnnn niggarrrr
Grab my weed to read comments

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by awoo10(m): 7:40pm On May 23, 2022
6. The hungry 30k stipend stewpid yoots wey hungry 2.0 is loading for as soon as their god Tinubu becomes the President of Iragbiji Nation.

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Impregnable101: 7:41pm On May 23, 2022
My disdain for those tribalistic bigots is out of this world! I was listening to the legendary fela this afternoon, he was dissing both the Yorubas, Ibos and the Hausa. He didn't get a heck if you are his Kingsman, as long as you weren't a good leader u go collect. Nowadays even if politicians dey kill these idiots, them go still dey support them because he's from their region.

Another stupid idiots are the ones acting woke on Russia and Ukraine war! Wetin concern you with the war wen u get bigger problem in your shithole. Fools!

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Teazer4(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2022
I’m here to read comments

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by id4sho(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2022
cheesy
Stale thread,

Tosynetoomuch, we miss you

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Jaqenhghar: 7:41pm On May 23, 2022
chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you. grin

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun
Point of correction please
No. 2 those ones are not red pillers. Those are incels.

The you forgot to add the advertisers

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Topmaike007(m): 7:42pm On May 23, 2022
And those ones that can't wait for you to Open a New thread and they're already there advertising bet9ja odds..

Why sell your sure odds when you can easily play them and win millions? NDI Ara tongue

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by Stallionhorse: 7:42pm On May 23, 2022
Why will you come here to find kinds of guys?? Nah dating sure be this??
Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by bmdmix15: 7:42pm On May 23, 2022
undecided
Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by yesloaded: 7:42pm On May 23, 2022
grin

Here to read comment

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by samwheel(m): 7:42pm On May 23, 2022
grin
Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by DSC7: 7:43pm On May 23, 2022
What of Zombies ?undecided

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Re: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland by TLION(m): 7:43pm On May 23, 2022
chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you. grin

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun
. Holiness and Righteousness both brothers.

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