Not compete yet

This is so funny

The womanizers



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZzjibFe4IA

chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

You forgot the males with female monikers

I don't belong to any of the categories OP listed.

I never reach

itzzkhaliii:

Let me create your own
9-The silent Millionaire.Always cashing out back to back

chatinent:
Disclaimer: It's just for fun.

For once, your post made sense.

Number 1,2,4 and 5

What about the Afonjas?

Make person help a brother even if na 1k i will appreciate.14555.32573 access bank

You forgot the end time preachers who have a way of relating every occurrence to summation of things and endless threat of hell.

chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

So, no single male on nairaland who is complete gentleman, and which is not crazy for female or attention

iCauseTrouble:
I never reach

Ok oo,I hear But we still they road Sha.We go reach una level wey una they downgrade

Guderian:
The tribalists are sth else.

Plus religious bigots

What about the head slammers? The ones that can fight and kill for thier prophet, but can't fight for thier rights

Kingstel:
6. The silent ones.
They hardly post or comment like me.

but u dey drag ftc, and even put ur market for ur signature..


Person wey no dey post no dey use signature ooh

If not the grace of God in me I would have mentioned names.

But let me just pass and go.

ILoveDemMANNA:
True

Those with multiple personality disorders nko.
They have multiple accounts and foolishly think folks don't know.

The great meme-rians

iCauseTrouble:
Which category I come dey now?

Trouble maker... your monicker points to that

chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you.


Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

God forbid I enter the dm of a gal on nairaland.. I don't do online.

THE BBC AND FG E-BOTS AND PROPAGANDISTS

Soluolodo and Tiffnubu boiz. We know them

You forgot

The trolls i.e Lexy20..

The Homosexuals and supporters i.e fernandezisback

The Feminists i.e Saphiere

The Savages(Don't step on their foot) i.e Kingthreat

The Drug addicts i.e Slaywormir

The Nazi Supporter i.e Igbofam

Tinububalls:
The WESTERN ASS LICKERS or WOKE dummies.
The OVER RELIGIOUS ONES.
We Africans have our Cultures and Traditions.

The Monsurudeen squad.
They hate SS and SE ,America, Britain, Israel cos they're largely Christian societies

I have noticed guys bash girls a lot on this forum

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The most immature and annoying ones....... after the annoying and idiotic sets of tribalists.

God punish all tribalists/useless trolls on Nairaland....... after sane and sensible members finish dealing with them here on the forum.


We too....they won't end well for all the violence and deaths they have caused with their actions.

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The ( thankfully ) few , but insanely annoying cancellers and online stalkers of a well known nairalander . I called them the ABM ( anything but M . . . NA ) . God , they are on a different level of idiocy .I mean guys grow up !

The atheists who every spiritual stories are fake to.
Always attacking Righteousness

And the visitors who for years have refused to register on Nairaland. They only come to read. No comment

BENEAMATA:
The ( thankfully ) few , but insanely annoying cancellers and online stalkers of a well known nairalander . I called them the ABM ( anything but M . . . NA ) . God , they are on a different level of idiocy .I mean guys grow up !

And , . . . . Right on cue , there , up above my post is an example .

The Alexporters.....