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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 1:29pm On Jun 08, 2022
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Samakus(m): 1:37pm On Jun 08, 2022
Best piece I have read on NL in a long while

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by RedpillAnalyst: 2:53pm On Jun 08, 2022
It's a heavy one over here.
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 3:11pm On Jun 08, 2022
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I had a feeling there was something going on but I made the mistake of confronting her without evidence. She told me that they're just friends and I should stop being jealous and insecure, I felt bad for accusing her so I left the matter. One day, I was able to get access to her phone and I did whatsapp spy with her whatsapp.
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Toktee(m): 3:31pm On Jun 08, 2022
JovialJune:
Una no dey tire?

Are we the air you breath?

How can a human being continuously talk about women every single day, trying to dissect, assume and permutate?

Doesn't it affect the quality of your functioning brain?

Why are you guys limiting your thought process to a particular thing when there are other brain draining motivations that can occupy your existence?

Nawa.
One of the parasites spotted..


Abeg no mention me except you want me to sent some of my Taliban comrade after you.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Toktee(m): 3:34pm On Jun 08, 2022
Dizzyyish:
Before we proceed, here's a word from our trusty sponsor:

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But don't take our word for it, here's a review from one of our customers:

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Some weeks ago, I started noticing some strange behaviour from her. She became distant, very vigilant with her phone and somewhat defensive sometimes when I ask her if she was making calls with her bro (later found out it was her ex).

I had a feeling there was something going on but I made the mistake of confronting her without evidence. She told me that they're just friends and I should stop being jealous and insecure, I felt bad for accusing her so I left the matter. One day, I was able to get access to her phone and I did whatsapp spy with her whatsapp.
When I saw the chats between her and her ex (with some other guys like that) I wish the earth would open up and just swallow me.. I couldn't eat or sleep well for days. That's when a friend of mine told me to buy Anti-Simp™ Syrup.
These females are not your friends o! Omo, since I took that syrup anytime I reason my simping days e dey provoke me. And to think I almost begged her to come back. Media and society don turn turn my head with simping propaganda.. Sha, las las everybody go dey alright."

***** (5 Stars)


Anti-Simp™ Syrup 75ml from No-Nonsense Pharmaceuticals.

*If simptoms persists please visit your doctor.
grin

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by RedpillAnalyst: 3:35pm On Jun 08, 2022
This thread should be Unraveling the Female Mind

Guys, pay close attention to this and all the redpill posts on here. I would agree some posts do sound toxic and bitter, but that is not the end point.

Try and understand the mindset of an average modern woman and try not to get entangled in their antics by volunteering yourself in their model of what they call dates, romance, besties, boyfriends.

These aforementioned areas are their playing fields where the will drain your MEATS Money, Energy, Attention, Time and Sanity. Their Machiavellian nature is a survival trait to make up for the lack of strength and their small frame. Stipulate how you want to deal with them and make it fair otherwise they will manipulate you till kingdom come.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 4:22pm On Jun 08, 2022
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 5:33pm On Jun 08, 2022
A woman's success (manipulation) with a man is strictly dependent on his ignorance. A man well-equiped with knowledge on her or her nature will always be on guard. This, obviously, hinders her inherent method of interacting with him.
Pretty basic stuff.. but here's the chaotic aspect of it:

Women hate logical men because these men are likely to see through their ploys (this might even pique their vindictive tendencies). Women hate weak (foolish) men who they can easily manipulate and exploit. So in essence, they dislike men they can't manipulate and dislike men they can manipulate (though, the latter is met with a large dose of disrespect).
This is one of the main reasons they are often referred to as the "confused gender" because, as a certain individual phrased it, women want fried ice.

Their hunt for fried ice is one of the many ways they instill chaos into the lives of the men (romantically) involved with them.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dreadlock69(m): 5:56pm On Jun 08, 2022
Water in my eyes making hard to see cause

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by nextdoorpal: 6:05pm On Jun 08, 2022
Following this thread and I hope I can keep up.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by atheistandproud(m): 6:05pm On Jun 08, 2022
Dizzyyish:
A woman's success (manipulation) with a man is strictly dependent on his ignorance. A man well-equiped with knowledge on her or her nature will always be on guard. This, obviously, hinders her inherent method of interacting with him.
Pretty basic stuff.. but here's the chaotic aspect of it:

Women hate logical men because these men are likely to see through their ploys (this might even pique their vindictive tendencies). Women hate weak (foolish) men who they can easily manipulate and exploit. So in essence, they dislike men they can't manipulate and dislike men they can manipulate (though, the latter is met with a large dose of disrespect).
This is one of the main reasons they are often referred to as the "confused gender" because, as a certain individual phrased it, women want fried ice.

Their hunt for fried ice is one of the many ways they instill chaos into the lives of the men (romantically) involved with them.

I don't think women necessarily or strictly dislike men that they can manipulate per sé. They actually do like them to large extent, but only as far as they can use them to fulfill their needs.

As soon as he's no longer useful, they dump his ass. If he later becomes useful and is still a simp, they pick up right where they left off.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 6:15pm On Jun 08, 2022
atheistandproud:


I don't women necessarily or strictly dislike men that they can manipulate per sé. They actually do like them to large extent, but only as far as they can use them to fulfill their needs.

As soon as he's no longer useful, they dump his ass. If he later becomes useful and is still a simp, they pick up right where they left off.
They don't like him, they like what they get from him. They like his resources (so they stay); they dislike him as a person (for his weakness/gullibility) so they exit with ease when time comes.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 6:49pm On Jun 08, 2022
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 7:33pm On Jun 08, 2022
"You either love women or understand them. You can't do both."

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 8:48pm On Jun 08, 2022
When dealing with women, the BEST approach (besides not dealing with them in the first place) is to "keep your foot on their neck" to keep them in check. But this is far easier said than done.
A woman's chaotic nature will, naturally, bred chaos in lives of men associated with them.

Imagine a floodgate holding back a dam of water (chaos). Once you get involved with her, you are "hired" as a "staff member" in charge of maintaining that flood gate. The more you get involved with her, the higher your "promotion" as a staff member. When promoted to the highest level (marriage) it becomes your job to singlehandedly maintain those mighty floodgates. The other "staff" members [male friends, orbiters, friendzone employees, etc.] may stick around but the vast majority of workload is now on your shoulders (those staff members will often attend to the floodgates when 'it' feels you're not doing a great job).

But you're a strong man, right? Surely you could do a great job perpetually..
Yes... if you, as a human, had NO limits.
You see, the floodgates are never satisfied so any great job done on it will be the gold standard, or perhaps the bare minimum. How long will you keep outdoing yourself?
With all this going on, the floodgates also prod and shit test him constantly to see if he can keep the dam of water (her chaos) back.

QUICK SIDETRACK: She will hate a man who is too weak to keep her in check but when met with a man strong enough to do so, she will shit test him indefinitely because she is insecure*, hence; she is never 'satisfied' with his (initial) proof of strength.
* As stated previously, if a woman, by her own hand, cannot be happy/fulfilled then no one can make her such. Accordingly, if she cannot make herself feel secure then no one truly can. Even "God helps those who help THEMSELVES."
Back to the topic...

Her selfish constant prods and shit tests will deprive him of peace of mind whenever it's within reach, which will take a toll on his mind, mentally weakening him in the process. Though, she causes most of the deterioration of his strength she does not see that. Instead, she simply sees a man becoming too weak to make her feel secure.
The floodgates are weakening. With each confirmation of a weak "engineer" the bolts come unloose, the hinges come apart, the water can't be held back. He tries his best to 'fix' the floodgates but he knows not what he deals with. The flood is inevitable. It will come. All the other "staff members" can do is stand at a safe distance and watch.
As he stands before the gates, he is (instinctively) aware of what's about to come. There's no manner of regret that doesn't flow through his mind at that moment. As the floodgates violently swing open the connatural chaos of woman is let loose on him. He might have been given advice on not becoming a floodgate engineer, or perhaps, he had a bad feeling in his gut, maybe he thought he was the best possible engineer, more skilled than whoever came before---whatever the case may be, he now fully understands female nature.. the hard way.

"Smart men learn from their mistakes. Wise men learn from the mistakes of others."

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 10:26pm On Jun 08, 2022
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Slynation(m): 11:38pm On Jun 08, 2022
All men needs to pay attention to this thread, an important message is been passed across.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by ekene247(m): 3:30am On Jun 09, 2022
Nobody and I mean nobody will understand this thread clearly and practically unless u have related with the female folks. It is a pictorial and magical truth.

As I go through it, the flashback of all my past relationships attest to the greatest truth of this thread.

Men be wise!!!
Op, you know ur onion

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Skepticus: 10:13am On Jun 09, 2022
Dizzyyish:
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" - interesting saying, no doubt originating from a woman..

A host can survive without parasite; a parasite cannot survive without host.
A man can live without woman; a woman cannot live without man.
The host might think it can live 'healthily' with parasite, but in actuality, the host would be better off without parasite.
The parasite might think it can live without host---a self destructive thought---interestingly, its very means of survival involves slowly stripping the host of its life force (its 'life' comes at the cost of host's).
A parasite cannot feed off another parasite. It may share a host but that is unlikely because that means less 'nutrients' for it.

To emphasise on this, here's an old saying about women:
"Women understand women, and they can't stand each other." To further emphasise this, here's a guest appearance from MNDY:
For you to know how terrible they are, they don't like themselves because they know and understand their own ways. Hence they want to avoid suffering problems and troubles they can cause for each other. So they hate each other and would rather make friends with men.

Very mischievous and in recent times, they have become very shameless too. They are adult-children. The Bible groups them with children so the best way to be dealing with them is to play with them and be stern with them respectively.

The truth about female nature is so ugly and disheartening to know, it is often incorrectly parsed as hate/misogyny when conveyed.

MgTOW guys mGtOW!

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by MNDY(m): 11:01am On Jun 09, 2022
Dizzyyish:
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" - interesting saying, no doubt originating from a woman..

A host can survive without parasite; a parasite cannot survive without host.
A man can live without woman; a woman cannot live without man.
The host might think it can live 'healthily' with parasite, but in actuality, the host would be better off without parasite.
The parasite might think it can live without host---a self destructive thought---interestingly, its very means of survival involves slowly stripping the host of its life force (its 'life' comes at the cost of host's).
A parasite cannot feed off another parasite. It may share a host but that is unlikely because that means less 'nutrients' for it.

To emphasise on this, here's an old saying about women:
"Women understand women, and they can't stand each other." To further emphasise this, here's a guest appearance from MNDY:
For you to know how terrible they are, they don't like themselves because they know and understand their own ways. Hence they want to avoid suffering problems and troubles they can cause for each other. So they hate each other and would rather make friends with men.

Very mischievous and in recent times, they have become very shameless too. They are adult-children. The Bible groups them with children so the best way to be dealing with them is to play with them and be stern with them respectively.


I feel you. Let's spread the gospel. Manhood is dying.
To add, ignorant men who have refused to learn and understand the true nature of women or refused to come to terms with the truth have been responsible for the excesses of women, making such men the simps to the annoyance of the real men. I just saw video of one this morning who was made to type 5,000 words on his laptop as punishment/apology to his girlfriend.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by MNDY(m): 11:06am On Jun 09, 2022
Skepticus:


The truth about female nature is so ugly and disheartening to know, it is often incorrectly parsed as hate when conveyed.

MgTOW guys mGtOW!

More disheartening is the failure of many men to take charge of their manhood and keep their women in check. These simps literally switch positions and give "manhood" to their women. They are totally ignorant of a woman's nature and let their women do anyhow.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by heartofcity12: 12:48pm On Jun 09, 2022
MNDY:


More disheartening is the failure of many men to take charge of their manhood and keep their women in check. These simps literally switch positions and give "manhood" to their women. They are totally ignorant of a woman's nature and let their women do anyhow.

True. Men must always maintain frame.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by atheistandproud(m): 1:09pm On Jun 09, 2022
MNDY:


More disheartening is the failure of many men to take charge of their manhood and keep their women in check. These simps literally switch positions and give "manhood" to their women. They are totally ignorant of a woman's nature and let their women do anyhow.

It's the media and mothers that mislead their sons.

Simple as that.

It's why as a man, you must always have options or a very engaging hobby so that your mind doesn't wane.

The problem is that many women cannot stand competition from anything. They'll worm and manipulate their way into the center and then ghost you as a form of punishment.

This is where many men panic and then reward bad behavior.

Guys must always have options or a good hobby. Very important.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by blinking001(m): 3:01pm On Jun 09, 2022
Skepticus:


The truth about female nature is so ugly and disheartening to know, it is often incorrectly parsed as hate when conveyed.

MgTOW guys mGtOW!
How are you doing bro? Long time man

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Skepticus: 3:54pm On Jun 09, 2022
blinking001:

How are you doing bro? Long time man

I'm good.

How about you?

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by blinking001(m): 4:12pm On Jun 09, 2022
Skepticus:


I'm good.

How about you?
I'm fine.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by luvyaself95(m): 4:17pm On Jun 09, 2022
Carcholce:
Only a true redpiller will see the messages in this post.
Those gender are coming for OP HEAD SOON grin
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by luvyaself95(m): 4:18pm On Jun 09, 2022
Robertgreene1:
Interesting...
But Dude is intelligent just like that pansophist or something...
He even quoted from d "48 laws of power" by my icon ND namesake "Robert Greene"
I'm impressed....
boss man no dey expose 48 laws of power like that grin

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 5:49pm On Jun 09, 2022
Due to the Female Narcissism and Machiavellianism they possess, they are incapable of loving a man. Even if they were capable of doing so, they would be unwilling to do so because love impedes the effectiveness of their manipulation, and in turn, affects her self-serving interests.

Woman does not love man. She loves man's love for two reasons:

1. His love prompts him to shower her with sustenance (attention and validation) to optimally function. When a man withholds his attention, she will fight for it---like gasping for air---by behaving herself and seeking ways to please him.
2. Various emotions inhibit logic to varying degrees and one of the most powerful inhibitors are Anger and Love.
One could make the argument that love is more powerful because unlike Anger (rocket fuel) that burns quickly and is easily identified by the emotions that often comes after (hate or regret [fumes] ), Love burns slowly* (kerosene) and its fumes are far more subtle than that of rocket fuel; making it not just a powerful tool for shutting down man's logic and perception of her nature but also a durable tool that can last *long enough for her to get her insurance on long term benefits from him (marriage and/or kids).

The only time one would see a female in love is when said female is young (perhaps a teenager) and/or inexperienced (not in touch with her nature). As she grows older and interacts with more men, she sharpens her predatory blades and shuts out that inhibitor called "love"---and even this temporary susceptibility to love is a somewhat rare phenomenon.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Hayee(f): 5:56pm On Jun 09, 2022
grin grin grin

Seems these days men are more interested in women matters more than women themselves cheesy grin grin

OP make sure you create one hundred more threads about us ooo.

I'm so loving this unending attention cheesy grin grin


Nigerian men don't like good women
Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers cheesy tongue tongue tongue

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Robertgreene1(m): 5:57pm On Jun 09, 2022
luvyaself95:
boss man no dey expose 48 laws of power like that grin
That's my Bible we talking about bro...

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