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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by luvyaself95(m): 6:56pm On Jun 09
Robertgreene1:
That's my Bible we talking about bro...
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by satandeterrible: 9:11pm On Jun 09
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Some weeks ago, I started noticing some strange behaviour from her. She became distant, very vigilant with her phone and somewhat defensive sometimes when I ask her if she was making calls with her bro (later found out it was her ex).

I had a feeling there was something going on but I made the mistake of confronting her without evidence. She told me that they're just friends and I should stop being jealous and insecure, I felt bad for accusing her so I left the matter. One day, I was able to get access to her phone and I did whatsapp spy with her whatsapp.
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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 11:42pm On Jun 09
Typing...

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 12:55pm On Jun 10
Women make up half of the human population, so I believe it is essential to endow oneself with knowledge on the female nature.

One might go through life without knowledge on a lion or tiger for example because it's highly unlikely they'll ever encounter these animals---whereas we encounter women on a daily basis, and as such, lack of knowledge on female nature is akin to going against an army, with nothing but a pocketknife.

With that said, arrivederci!

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Martinez39s(m): 5:32pm On Jun 10
Dizzyyish:
Women are powered by a deep cycle battery consisting of solipsism and egocentrism. In other words, every single thing a woman does is for her benefit. Unlike man that would sacrifice himself financially, emotionally or even physically for a woman--a woman only acts on what will benefit her in the short or long term.

If one were to keep this in mind, one would see that whatever a woman does is for her gain in some shape or form. For example, if a man needs a job/loses his job she will actively push him to seek work or she'll find and seek out work for him---to the average person she might seem 'supportive', a 'wife material' of sorts but in reality she does this because she lives off his livelihood, and if not currently (dating) then later (marriage).

Another example, the friendship between a male and female---whereas a male would befriend a female for the sake of friendship, a female will befriend a male for money/gifts, favors or free attention (their sustenance). "If we're friends I have to be getting something na" she thinks to herself.
If a female gives a gift or money to a male, she doesn't do it out of the kindness of her heart... it serves as ownership over the male (one of the reasons they'll be quick to bring it up during a disagreement) or as an investment; with this selective generosity she plants the single seed of a gift in the mind of the oblivious male, which will yield the fruit of ten gifts (in the long run) for her.

During a stroll I walked past a lady and two guys having a discussion. The lady exclaimed to the effect of "Yes nau, is that not what a relationship is for? A relationship is for two people to be 'using' each other.." By convincing herself with that, she can now rationalise her exploitation and manipulation... smh.. at least she was honest...

Another common example is the employment of chameleon tactics---e.g. cooking for him, cleaning for him, arranging his home etc.; as established earlier, these 'good' deeds serve as her investment goal (marriage), in which, like a chameleon, she will (slowly) revert to her true colours after getting her "ROI."
These chameleon tactics can also be seen with "pickmes" and "men's rights advocates"---who do not really care for whatever struggles a man goes through, but rather "support" and "advocate" for men so men perceive them as "caring" and "empathetic" women worthy of having a protector and provider.

Remember: A woman's self-serving interests will ALWAYS be her number one priority, it will always be in the forefront of her actions and words whilst it lies under the guise of "love," "concern" and "empathy"---only visible to those aware of her nature.

Another easy to spot example is with the way or manner women give relationship advice to men. They will project themselves unto the female and the advice will almost always benefit that female in the relationship (often to the disadvantage of the male). E.g.
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? Please forgive her, she won't do it again"---Translation---"Because your girlfriend slept with someone you want to deprive her of your resources? Please stop being wicked."
cheesy cheesy cheesy Good thing you have sense and you see things as they are instead of getting carried away. They are many things women do that appear nice, supportive, virtuous and good, but there are selfish intentions underlying these deeds. This is why, in addition to find nice guys as a turnoff, they are always suspicious of them.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Dizzyyish: 2:44pm On Jun 11
Martinez39s:
cheesy cheesy cheesy Good thing you have sense and you see things as they are instead of getting carried away. They are many things women do that appear nice, supportive, virtuous and good, but there are selfish intentions underlying these deeds. This is why, in addition to find nice guys as a turnoff, they are always suspicious of them.
Interesting, never thought of the bolded from that angle.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bnadam21: 6:31am On Jun 12
I love this, dude is very intelligent, you deserve a PhD in womanology, nobody can understand them any better.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bnadam21: 7:52pm On Jun 12
Thank you for un_SIMPING me, I have learned a lot from you, it just coincide with the current predicament I'm going through, my babe is a manipulative biatch, I just dumped her sorry ass, she made me hate all women, her manipulative instinct made me believe all that is posted about them is true, biatches deserves no pity because they don't pity us as well.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by emmanuelbrown26: 10:48pm On Jun 16
Hayee:
grin grin grin

Seems these days men are more interested in women matters more than women themselves cheesy grin grin

OP make sure you create one hundred more threads about us ooo.

I'm so loving this unending attention cheesy grin grin


Nigerian men don't like good women
Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers cheesy tongue tongue tongue
Aunty go and sit down make op finish dis topic jare
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by emmanuelbrown26: 10:52pm On Jun 16
bnadam21:
Thank you for un_SIMPING me, I have learned a lot from you, it just coincide with the current predicament I'm going through, my babe is a manipulative biatch, I just dumped her sorry ass, she made me hate all women, her manipulative instinct made me believe all that is posted about them is true, biatches deserves no pity because they don't pity us as well.
Whenever I hear simps talked about woman being caring I just smh, a woman can't care if there's no ROI

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by segcymoor(m): 12:11pm On Jun 17
Dizzyyish:
An interesting comment:

Women don't leave unless you're crushed. They'll leave u if you're feeling worse than they are(crushed in spirit) Whether life has u down & depressed or they themselves have torn you down,(a fight for example) they will leave once they have brought u lower than them. Like a finishing move, witnessing her enemies'  complete destruction.
Psychotic, yes. But it's how emotional they are. If ur not strong enough to deal with them (& their crap) then ur not strong enough to keep them and make them look up to ur as "their man." Put it this way: "Women don't leave UNTIL you're crushed."


Women's minds are wired differently than ours & they have certain perceptions about men, and if we break those perceptions then we break whatever makes them want to be with us.
If a woman thinks a guy doesn't need her, then she is more likely to stick around. But if you ever say something to a woman like "I can't live without you", then that is the beginning of the end and she'll eventually leave. They always have to think that you can live without them. Women will forgive a guy that hits them, long before they forgive a guy who is weak.



Loose everything in this planet...




Never loose your heart to her..e get why

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Lifeschampion: 12:14pm On Jun 17
Wahala be like wetin again?
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by segcymoor(m): 12:22pm On Jun 17
Dizzyyish:
"You either love women or understand them. You can't do both."

You are right bro



I prefer the latter...


I repeat...loose everything but not your heart for her

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by iRepNaija1: 12:29pm On Jun 17
OP, if you and all your followers hate women so much---which you clearly do, do not deny it---there are plenty of eligible men here on NL. Since you all love to circlejerk and hype each other up, all of you sound super compatible.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by segcymoor(m): 12:33pm On Jun 17
ekene247:
Nobody and I mean nobody will understand this thread clearly and practically unless u have related with the female folks. It is a pictorial and magical truth.

As I go through it, the flashback of all my past relationships attest to the greatest truth of this thread.

Men be wise!!!
Op, you know ur onion

On point...

I actually spent 70% of my life studying this species...I made a lot sacrifice... loose many things BUT not my heart(Love and withdraw method)


But in the process.. I never lose ladies rather.. they lose me.... it's not a pride.. just who I am..

It's abstract..

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by segcymoor(m): 12:48pm On Jun 17
iRepNaija1:
OP, if you and all your followers hate women so much---which you clearly do, do not deny it---there are plenty of eligible men here on NL. Since you all love to circlejerk and hype each other up, all of you sound super compatible.

Let me speak for myself..I never hate woman
On the contrary, I did love them... (Just being on guide anyway).. You need to be on your toes to harm me


What op saying about them is correct

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Idaytesj29: 4:06pm On Jun 17
Women will avoid this tread like a plague. Its xrays the totality of their egoistic personality.
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bukky1994: 8:32pm On Jun 17
JovialJune:
Una no dey tire?

Are we the air you breath?

How can a human being continuously talk about women every single day, trying to dissect, assume and permutate?

Doesn't it affect the quality of your functioning brain?

Why are you guys limiting your thought process to a particular thing when there are other brain draining motivations that can occupy your existence?

Nawa.
monkey
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bukky1994: 8:41pm On Jun 17
BBB
Dizzyyish:
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With the new Anti-Simp™ Syrup 75ml containing Asimpitriptyline and fast release agents for instant relief from simping, you'll be spending your time, energy and money wisely.

But don't take our word for it, here's a review from one of our customers:

James: "We met during NYSC and I was convinced that this is the woman I'd want to spend the rest of my life with. She was so amazing and had everything I wanted in a woman. I bought her an iPhone, helped her with money for tuition, paid her bills, even gave her siblings small allowance. I made sure that I was the best man she ever had and will ever need.
Some weeks ago, I started noticing some strange behaviour from her. She became distant, very vigilant with her phone and somewhat defensive sometimes when I ask her if she was making calls with her bro (later found out it was her ex).

I had a feeling there was something going on but I made the mistake of confronting her without evidence. She told me that they're just friends and I should stop being jealous and insecure, I felt bad for accusing her so I left the matter. One day, I was able to get access to her phone and I did whatsapp spy with her whatsapp.
When I saw the chats between her and her ex (with some other guys like that) I wish the earth would open up and just swallow me.. I couldn't eat or sleep well for days. That's when a friend of mine told me to buy Anti-Simp™ Syrup.
These females are not your friends o! Omo, since I took that syrup anytime I reason my simping days e dey provoke me. And to think I almost begged her to come back. Media and society don turn turn my head with simping propaganda.. Sha, las las everybody go dey alright."

***** (5 Stars)


Anti-Simp™ Syrup 75ml from No-Nonsense Pharmaceuticals.

*If simptoms persists please visit your doctor.
I can actually vouch for the effectiveness of this syrup it's working wonders in my life ever since I started taking it, one morning and one spoon at night

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bukky1994: 8:48pm On Jun 17
Slynation:
All men needs to pay attention to this thread, an important message is been passed across.
na so now
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Savedday: 5:11pm On Jun 18
God bless u man! This has been our message to our brothers.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by jprosper18(m): 8:30pm On Jun 18
This is the best thread so far.. OP thanks alot for this..
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Abba114: 10:02pm On Jun 18
Nikkganc08:
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I love this thread.

Truly, an eye opener.


Funny enough, everything said here looks true and relatable. Things I'm already noticing in the hands of My girlfriends.
be careful bwoi these guys will spoil ur relationship and you will regret it later. he is pasting this all from where he copied it just because he is broke and couldnt get a gf.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Abba114: 10:05pm On Jun 18
JovialJune:
Una no dey tire?

Are we the air you breath?

How can a human being continuously talk about women every single day, trying to dissect, assume and permutate?

Doesn't it affect the quality of your functioning brain?

Why are you guys limiting your thought process to a particular thing when there are other brain draining motivations that can occupy your existence?

Nawa.
leave them jare they r broke teenagers instead of them occupy their minds with productive thoughts they r here studying female nature
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Abba114: 10:27pm On Jun 18
Hayee:
grin grin grin

Seems these days men are more interested in women matters more than women themselves cheesy grin grin

OP make sure you create one hundred more threads about us ooo.

I'm so loving this unending attention cheesy grin grin


Nigerian men don't like good women
Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers cheesy tongue tongue tongue
sweetheart leave them alone they r broke angry teenagers
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Abba114: 10:30pm On Jun 18
Martinez39s:
cheesy cheesy cheesy Good thing you have sense and you see things as they are instead of getting carried away. They are many things women do that appear nice, supportive, virtuous and good, but there are selfish intentions underlying these deeds. This is why, in addition to find nice guys as a turnoff, they are always suspicious of them.
here comes the misogynist and a chronic self-servicer who doesnt believe in god that created him
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Abba114: 10:32pm On Jun 18
bnadam21:
Thank you for un_SIMPING me, I have learned a lot from you, it just coincide with the current predicament I'm going through, my babe is a manipulative biatch, I just dumped her sorry ass, she made me hate all women, her manipulative instinct made me believe all that is posted about them is true, biatches deserves no pity because they don't pity us as well.
yi hakuri you will find someone better just because she wronged you its not a good reason to hate all women.
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by iRepNaija1: 1:02am On Jun 19
segcymoor:


Let me speak for myself..I never hate woman
On the contrary, I did love them... (Just being on guide anyway).. You need to be on your toes to harm me


What op saying about them is correct

If you condone this kind of rhetoric, you hate women. At the very least, you distrust them because of your limited experience with just a handful of women. Regardless of whether you're a man or woman, If you're always suspecting a person will cause you harm, then you have deep-seated trust issues that you're taking out on potential partners who have done nothing to you.
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bnadam21: 6:05am On Jun 19
emmanuelbrown26:

Whenever I hear simps talked about woman being caring I just smh, a woman can't care if there's no ROI
true that bro, girls only care about their selves, anything that will favour them, they only pretend to care about us because of the benefit they get from pretending to care about us.

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Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by bnadam21: 6:07am On Jun 19
Yeah not all there are very few good ones out there, but rare to find, nayi haquri already, thanks man.
Abba114:
yi hakuri you will find someone better just because she wronged you its not a good reason to hate all women.
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Bignuell(m): 10:20pm On Jun 19
At OP, i love you, no homo. I was scanning through till i read a particular word i read earlier from someone ig story but don't know the meaning "machiavellian". This is gold bro. Don't stop
Re: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Joe4real1988(m): 5:01pm On Jun 20
Hayee:
grin grin grin

Seems these days men are more interested in women matters more than women themselves cheesy grin grin

OP make sure you create one hundred more threads about us ooo.

I'm so loving this unending attention cheesy grin grin


Nigerian men don't like good women
Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers cheesy tongue tongue tongue
My dear don't use that statement (Nigerian men don't love good women) as an excuse in unveiling your true nature.

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