I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. - Romance (2)

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by LadyD22(f): 3:26pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

I remember the first time I farted in front of my ex , it was from the front , couldn't even control it , to be honest he caused it , he just acted like he didn't hear and went to the bathroom to blow bomb grin

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by PumpumPrince: 3:55pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

hi, please can u hoook me up wit that babe on yor foto profile i beg....i love to yansh her so she can me by main babay mama. ....is she from zimbabwe?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Nerogaming01(m): 3:56pm On Jul 03, 2022

Moh247:
Baba don go take Sunday morning mixture con dey see double again

For your mind now Na me be Fernandes con still be Muhammed join

See Ferna dey rap pidgin o grin

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 4:16pm On Jul 03, 2022

Nerogaming01:
See Ferna dey rap pidgin o

Kai ...bros don love up con dey see ferna everywhere

Choi!!! Better go shoot your shot because for this street Na who shoot first oo

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Judd007: 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2022

Mess get toilet? Don’t bother yourself.

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by KnackAmPlank: 6:30pm On Jul 03, 2022

There was this girl
I bought bread and egg for with yogurt

Na epp I wan help her as she dey broke
And that time me wantu bang her kitty

She farted while eating the bread and egg
I was sitting beside her
Look at her with my other eye

I was like
Shey this gal no dey shame
Can't she ask for excuse and Goan fart somewhere else

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by shantti(m): 6:31pm On Jul 03, 2022

KingDash:
I Dey enter Canada this September God don do am for me

Congratulations

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by shantti(m): 6:33pm On Jul 03, 2022

LadyD22:
I remember the first time I farted in front of my ex , it was from the front , couldn't even control it , to be honest he caused it , he just acted like he didn't hear and went to the bathroom to blow bomb

From the gini? Can u elaborate?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Kingcalls: 6:34pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

Y do you care....tot uv always said men are worthless

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by LadyD22(f): 6:48pm On Jul 03, 2022

shantti:
From the gini? Can u elaborate?

From my vagina it's called queefing or vagina gas
It happens mostly during my period and it happened after sex that day , I think it was coz of the position, I wanted to sink in the ground with embarrassment but I heard it's normal, it has no odor just sound and it feels tingly or ticklish as it's coming out

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by intruder15(m): 7:37pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

It's all in your mind. Provided it didn't smell. Even if it did, that's nature's call.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by siofra(op): 7:47pm On Jul 03, 2022

LadyD22:
I remember the first time I farted in front of my ex , it was from the front , couldn't even control it , to be honest he caused it , he just acted like he didn't hear and went to the bathroom to blow bomb

Wow farting from the vagina is the sweetest fart ever grin

I love doing it, it doesn't smell and it can give orgasm if done well grin

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by LadyD22(f): 7:55pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
Wow farting from the vagina is the sweetest fart ever

I love doing it, it doesn't smell and it can give orgasm if done well

Hiaan orgasm ke
I don't know about orgasm , I just know that it tickles

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Cinema4d: 8:04pm On Jul 03, 2022

You must be in si-FIA pain siofra

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by paragon40(m): 8:14pm On Jul 03, 2022

You should better fart more to die quick

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Fira09(m): 8:27pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
Wow farting from the vagina is the sweetest fart ever

I love doing it, it doesn't smell and it can give orgasm if done well

What the hell

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by abokikhalifa: 8:43pm On Jul 03, 2022

KingDash:
I Dey enter Canada this September God don do am for me

Congratulations boss. Which school did you apply to ?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by soundOsonic: 10:10pm On Jul 03, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

You can only remember your embarrassing moment, but if I ask you to remember someone embarrassing moment it will be difficult.
People will definitely forget, if they don't forget they wouldn't see it as a big deal anymore

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by FORWARDEVERLY: 11:02pm On Jul 03, 2022

Moh247:

Fart or no fart .. a nigga's worries are about staking and raking his paper and get his finances right

He prolly isn't even concerned about a farting fellow human being

I bet if Kim Kardashian or Beyonce farted gentlemen around would ask her if everything was ok with her oversized fat filled buttocks

No time for women pettiness this days, a nigga got bills to pay

.

You be real Gee..

I go like make you be my nigga.. make we dey chase d paper togeda.. ��

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Mrscarter(f): 7:40am On Jul 04, 2022

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

Lol that's worse than wat happened to me tday. I got in an elevator to leave work n as soon as the doors shut a man said ooh pardon me. I tried not to breathe til the elevator opened n i bolted out. Luckily was only 4 floors dwn.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by KingDash: 4:41pm On Jul 04, 2022

University of Toronto

abokikhalifa:
Congratulations boss. Which school did you apply to ?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Leepeak(m): 6:05pm On Jul 04, 2022

most embarrassing day mtcheeew
All this girl's ona get problem. what of me when go bring out my John Thomas from r outside four 4babes see am I just put am back and forget

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by abokikhalifa: 6:06am On Jul 05, 2022

KingDash:
University of Toronto

You made full or part school fee payment ?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by KingDash: 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2022

Na full oh

abokikhalifa:
You made full or part school fee payment ?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Rekhina(f): 10:17pm On Jul 05, 2022

Moh247:

Fart or no fart .. a nigga's worries are about staking and raking his paper and get his finances right

He prolly isn't even concerned about a farting fellow human being

I bet if Kim Kardashian or Beyonce farted gentlemen around would ask her if everything was ok with her oversized fat filled buttocks

No time for women pettiness this days, a nigga got bills to pay

.

not only a tribalist but a womanhater a degrader .
See I don't like you at all.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Rekhina(f): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2022

KingDash:
University of Toronto

Toronto kor totonro ni

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 10:33pm On Jul 05, 2022

Rekhina:
not only a tribalist but a womanhater a degrader .
See I don't like you at all.

How am i a woman hater ?!

Tribalist yes I am. Very very proud of my Yoruba heritage but woman hater No way!! Infact I am proudly a womaniser .

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by KingDash: 10:34pm On Jul 05, 2022

Hater... na this country you go dey forever

Rekhina:
Toronto kor totonro ni

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Albertone(m): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2022

Mrscarter:
Lol that's worse than wat happened to me tday. I got in an elevator to leave work n as soon as the doors shut a man said ooh pardon me. I tried not to breathe til the elevator opened n i bolted out. Luckily was only 4 floors dwn.

Reminded me of when someone farted in a car I was in.
AC on with windows wound up.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Cousin9999: 1:47am On Jul 06, 2022

LOL

It'll be alright, op. It's just gas.

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by abokikhalifa: 8:18am On Jul 06, 2022

KingDash:
Na full oh

No vex o bro, please how much is the full payment in Naira ?

Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Rekhina(f): 8:35am On Jul 06, 2022

Moh247:
How am i a woman hater ?!

Tribalist yes I am. Very very proud of my Yoruba heritage but woman hater No way!! Infact I am proudly a womaniser .

Womanizers has no conscience for women

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