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I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by siofra(f): 11:13am On Jul 03, 2022
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by KingDash: 11:15am On Jul 03, 2022
I Dey enter Canada this September God don do am for me

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by postbmd: 11:16am On Jul 03, 2022
Bleep him he will forget d fart

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 11:18am On Jul 03, 2022
cool


Fart or no fart .. a nigga's worries are about staking and raking his paper and get his finances right

He prolly isn't even concerned about a farting fellow human being

I bet if Kim Kardashian or Beyonce farted gentlemen around would ask her if everything was ok with her oversized fat filled buttocks

No time for women pettiness this days, a nigga got bills to pay


.

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by dazzlingd(m): 11:19am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

You are lucky it wasnt me, I would have made it more miserable for you.
I'll cover my nose and scream away from you.

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:22am On Jul 03, 2022
dazzlingd:


You are lucky it wasnt me, I would have made it more miserable for you.
I'll cover my nose and scream away from you.

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by wickedJezibel(f): 11:23am On Jul 03, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Fart or no fart .. a nigga's worries are about staking and raking his paper and get his finances right

He prolly isn't even concerned about a farting fellow human being

I bet if Kim Kardashian or Beyonce farted gentlemen around would ask her if everything was ok with their oversized fat filled buttocks

No time for women pettiness this days


.
Shut up
stop sending me pm

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Conwarden: 11:26am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.


Did it smell

If it didn't, no offense taken by most reasonable people.

Even if it did, las las you go dey alright.



Meanwhile. . .


angry


Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Prechgold1180(m): 11:28am On Jul 03, 2022
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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Patriottt: 11:30am On Jul 03, 2022
It happens.. no big deal.. the guy self na guy man

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 11:36am On Jul 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:


Hi Fernandez .. hope you are good

Would like your perspective on this thread bellow if you don't mind as an atheist

https://www.nairaland.com/7207482/what-spiritual-fears-belief-lets#114371824
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Kestolove(m): 11:38am On Jul 03, 2022
its nature

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Orgasmgiver123(m): 11:40am On Jul 03, 2022
You self, stop eating opa and malt everyday


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:42am On Jul 03, 2022
Moh247:


Hi Fernandez .. hope you are good

Would like your perspective on this thread bellow if you don't mind as an atheist

https://www.nairaland.com/7207482/what-spiritual-fears-belief-lets#114371824
Do you want me to quote ya on there or here..well for ya info I don't believe in anything spiritual/gods/primitive and Religious nonsense..they are mental control nonsense..

Quote me wherever ya want the convo to continue.. grin wink
grin
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 11:43am On Jul 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Do you want me to quote ya on there or here..well for ya info I don't believe in anything spiritual/gods/primitive and Religious nonsense..they are mental control nonsense..

Quote me wherever ya want the convo to continue.. grin wink
grin

Lol

Definitely on the other thread not this fart thread grin

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Offpoint1: 11:43am On Jul 03, 2022
Hope he's not dead?

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by JBriel: 11:45am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.


Some guys swears have caught up with you finally. Stop violence you don't hear word. See your life outside now grin

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Dfynboi: 11:50am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.
d guy wey u know,wey know u or d one wey u no know wey no know u
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Peritome: 11:54am On Jul 03, 2022
I didn't see anything wrong with that.
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Premiumwriter: 11:57am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

YOU ARE GROSS undecided
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Nerogaming01(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2022
Moh247:


Hi Fernandez .. hope you are good

Would like your perspective on this thread bellow if you don't mind as an atheist

https://www.nairaland.com/7207482/what-spiritual-fears-belief-lets#114371824

You're talking to yourself. Why?
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Nerogaming01(m): 12:03pm On Jul 03, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Do you want me to quote ya on there or here..well for ya info I don't believe in anything spiritual/gods/primitive and Religious nonsense..they are mental control nonsense..

Quote me wherever ya want the convo to continue.. grin wink
grin

Ferna grin why you dey talk to yourself naaa grin

No one here use the word 'proly' except you my brother grin
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Moh247: 12:04pm On Jul 03, 2022
Nerogaming01:


You're talking to yourself. Why?

Baba don go take Sunday morning mixture con dey see double again

For your mind now Na me be Fernandes con still be Muhammed join
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Rickmann: 12:11pm On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.


Don't beat urslf up dear, so long you are OBIdient, na small thing grin
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Biafranodogwu55: 12:16pm On Jul 03, 2022
Faint and wake up again the thing go clear 4 him mindgrin grin
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by stabilizer: 12:28pm On Jul 03, 2022
But you've never felt bad like this whenever you farted in church... Do you know how choked the angels used to be each time you farted?
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Donaluta(m): 12:41pm On Jul 03, 2022
What's our business with your carelessness... Don't bore us with this rubbish again...

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Alwaysready(m): 1:52pm On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

Dirty gal with wormy pussy full of infections.

Shame! undecided

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by TheWolfen(m): 2:48pm On Jul 03, 2022
It's okay.
Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Tallesty1(m): 2:56pm On Jul 03, 2022
Somebody needs to check up on that guy to be sure he's alright.

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Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by YourFavorite21(m): 2:57pm On Jul 03, 2022
Kai, I feel for the guy o, and women's fart too dey smell.

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