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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by AuroraB(f): 3:01pm On Jul 09, 2022
omolola100:

I'm not sure it wil last long....it looks like the man was forced, the husband put on white sneakers on the suit.
Must you attend every party you are invited to
You risk your life to travel through unsafe routes for a plate of rice and meat.
Nigerians, buy asoebi and let it end there. Dem take free food do una

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by obalufeiii: 3:03pm On Jul 09, 2022
And this stupid OP will be shouting Obi up and down
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:10pm On Jul 09, 2022
The pastor that will successfully milk me has not been born.

It is fast becoming a habit for pastors to beg during any activity holding in the church.

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by etrange: 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2022
A colleague's sister? I don't understand. Your organization wore asebi and drove from one state to another for the wedding of someone you don't even know just because she a colleague's sister? Not even a colleague? What kind of organization is that?

Anyway, sorry for your ordeal. They say abortion is illegal. And seeing how men aren't necessarily obliged to pay for child support in Nigeria, I can understand why they were forced to get married. But then again, what kind of family would that be? Neither the man, the woman nor the child would be happy. I am a strong advocate of abortion. It is good for everyone including the child.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by We4all: 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2022
dgee1:
Professor English, you're not better than the OP. For instance, you don't "trash issues out", you "thrash them out". You see? I know where trashy people like you belong, so I don't have your time at all. Have a good day.

When I called you ‘fish brain’, I wasn’t mistaken. You can ‘trash’ out issues, ideas, by speaking critically or disparagingly about it. Olodo, It is an idiomatic expression!

You can also ‘thrash out’ issues if you want to engage in a discussion with someone to determine the cause of a problem. The question is, why would I want to engage in a discussion with you?

I dared you to point out my grammatical blunders and let’s ‘trash it out’ by speaking critically about it and not find a solution to it.

Unfortunately, since the only English word you can recall is ‘thrash’, you were stupid enough to call me out by embarrassing yourself on a public forum.

You claim to be grounded in English language but can’t figure out that English words can assume different meanings in a sentence.

That you were too dumb not to decipher a simple idiom validates the fact that your fish brain is hereditary. Too bad that was the only word that caught your ‘gonorrhea infested eyes’.

Finally, comparing me to the OP speaks highly of how dumb you are. How can you renege on your words when you first gave her a nod? Oloti……..
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by donhils: 3:17pm On Jul 09, 2022
Weird people's wedding
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by dgee1(m): 3:20pm On Jul 09, 2022
Again, you belong where you belong: in the trash!

We4all:


When I called you ‘fish brain’, I wasn’t mistaken. You can ‘trash’ out issues, ideas, by speaking critically or disparagingly about it. Olodo, It is an idiomatic expression!

You can also ‘thrash out’ issues if you want to engage in a discussion with someone to determine the cause of a problem. The question is, why would I want to engage in a discussion with you?

I dared you to point out my grammatical blunders and let’s ‘trash it out’ by speaking critically about it and not find a solution to it.

Unfortunately, since the only English word you can recall is ‘thrash’, you were stupid enough to call me out by embarrassing yourself on a public forum.

You claim to be grounded in English language but can’t figure out that English words can assume different meanings in a sentence.

That you were too dumb not to decipher a simple idiom validates the fact that your fish brain is hereditary. Too bad that was the only word that caught your ‘gonorrhea infested eyes’.

Finally, comparing me to the OP speaks highly of how dumb you are. How can you renege on your words when you first gave her a nod? Oloti……..

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Billygee2u: 3:31pm On Jul 09, 2022
NotBeenPaid:

The pastor kept emotionally swindling the congregation of their money and you fell for it giving out your last penny. No be better hungry bin waya you.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Valtteri: 3:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
omolola100:
Good evening Nairalanders, please don't mind my Grammer, I'm not a grammarian
One of our colleagues at work invited all members of staff to her sisters wedding in Akure..

The whole staff bought the ASO EBI which was sold 3k, and also paid 2k for the transport which was deducted from my salary.
On the wedding day, we left Ekiti around 8am and got to Akure around 10:20am, the lady welcomed us and directed us to the church venue,the program has not started when we got to the church, they are still waiting for the groom to arrive, the groom set in around after 11, and the program lasted for about 4hrs, throughout the program the pastor was just seeking for donation to build his church, the floor of the church has not been plastered likewise the buglary and Windows, the pastor was just looking for a way to empty our pocket by seeking for donation.

What surprise me most was that when it was time for the couples to receive their wedding ring, they spent about 25minute before the groom showed up, I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food, I was shocked when the woman said our food is still on fire, they are just preparing our food around 3:00pm, I was boiling with anger, what kind of thing is this? I only took bread and beans in before leaving the house, there is no way of feeding us.

I felt pity for the nursing among us, their kids has been exhausted and now looking like hungry lion, I don't have money on me again, I spent the last penny in paying offering.., I felt like crying that moment, but had to hold myself, I have wasted my time all the way from Ekiti..

Typing.........

Walahi, you don’t have sense.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by We4all: 3:45pm On Jul 09, 2022
dgee1:
Again, you belong where you belong: in the trash!


I have humbled you, wannabe ‘counterfeit Englishman’. Where I stand, you can’t walk past. Now you’re quiet because you have succeeded in embarrassing your ancestors on a public forum. Alaye……
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Okobola146: 3:51pm On Jul 09, 2022
Rubbish! Must you come here to lament to the whole world and did they force you to attend the wedding? No go face your bread and beans.

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by ikpumbe(m): 4:02pm On Jul 09, 2022
omolola100:

I'm very much ok now..
I'm getting over it.

Ok. Do sallah well ooo
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by VirileNelly2420: 4:09pm On Jul 09, 2022
ChybuzzDD:


I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there

It'll be very disappointing if you are a teacher and don't know where to put a ''full stop'' or a ''comma' in a sentence.

Please note that sentences end with ''full stops/periods'', and not ''commas''.
She already craved for our indulgence wen she was starting. She no good wit grammar.

Just get d message.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by purejustice36: 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
There’s one thing about me
I don’t go to parties , and if I decide to go to any party that means I’m loaded
Loaded not to show off but to avoid any unnecessary fuckups like yours
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Wpp1: 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
How
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by HRMK: 4:42pm On Jul 09, 2022
ITS YOUR TITLE THAT IS FAKE NOT THE MARRIAGE!IT WAS SUCCESSFULLY CONDUCTED!THAT FOOD WASNT GIVEN OUT,DOESNT MAKE IT FAKE!GOOD DAY!!

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by tiswell(m): 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2022
omolola100:

I hear you sir
Go and steal 200# in the market and see the outcome..
sister, 5h isn't worth the high BP you almost developed
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by FaithBrain1994(m): 4:59pm On Jul 09, 2022
Next time eat in your house before going for any event. Must you even eat? Can't you say thank you and scram? We eat too much in this country. You mean you were boiling because you wouldn't go for the wedding if not for food?
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by LadeeE: 5:10pm On Jul 09, 2022
You tried, it's not even your colleague's wedding. You bought cloth, paid tp fare to a different state and made contributions for her sister. When it gets to her turn what will you do?
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Lovelydaisies: 5:13pm On Jul 09, 2022
The good, generous and we'll meaning people are really taken advantage of in this country. Chai!
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Positiveme2020: 5:48pm On Jul 09, 2022
mignone:

Esp burials.

Yes bro.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Duru009(m): 5:53pm On Jul 09, 2022
Single mothers and there level of DESPERATION.....
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by FlipModeSquade(m): 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2022
ennon92:
What do you mean by they forced him?

Like they put gun to his head that he must do the wedding?

R.I.P Shinzo Abe
You have not seen people that were forced into marriage before? grin
I know of a neighbor,who impregnated the daughter of a notorious native doctor..
The guy wanted to play a fast one and turn the girl to a babymama..
Lol..
Have father told my guy to choose between his life and marrying his daughter..
No price for guessing which option my guy went for. grin
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by 6ixT8: 6:48pm On Jul 09, 2022
The had to used their donation to cook for then. grin
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by H4CK3R5: 8:10pm On Jul 09, 2022
U get mind sha grin grin,how u go spend your last penny for city ABI na town make I call am wey no be your own grin cheesy grin. What if motor leave and dem forget u how u won take go back. Shey u no get plan b ni??

Even God seff go vex for u for that offerings wey u do ajeh. U no kuku hungry,any offering wey don pass 2 my guy Comot ya hand. Use Ur funds go do chaulin outside make u siddon beside Una Moto Chau wella, anytime wey dem finish dem go come meet u for there make Una dey go house grin cheesy cheesy
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Abiscodi11: 8:24pm On Jul 09, 2022
Na wa o, for this life no go dey do pass yourself
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by OJODEL10(m): 9:38pm On Jul 09, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:


Sounds like Yagba.
in ekiti we greet okun ooooo tooo or in okun ooo depending on the person we also add ORA OOO at time
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by OJODEL10(m): 9:39pm On Jul 09, 2022
Enny2013:
Okun oooo Ar u an Okun guy?
ekiti ni mee ah o
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Oloruntobi4382(m): 9:45pm On Jul 09, 2022
OJODEL10:
in ekiti we greet okun ooooo tooo or in okun ooo depending on the person we also add ORA OOO at time

Maybe because we're close. In Yagba and in Okunland generally, we use Okun.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by ImaIma1(f): 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2022
Wetin concern you people for colleague sister's wedding,not even colleague's wedding that they even had to deduct from your salary tfare. It's supposed to be optional. Not by force to go.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by arewa001(m): 10:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
Chai

Wetin Miss no go see for gate.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by arewa001(m): 10:07pm On Jul 09, 2022
Chai.

Wetin Musa no go see for gate.

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