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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Dksmile: 10:46pm On Jul 09, 2022
Op don't mind them jor
Guess what party dey zambisa forest for next weekend with plenty orisirisi food shey you go show ?
Since na food dey always carry you go party shocked grin grin

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by phillipsadeojo(m): 12:13am On Jul 10, 2022
Am laughing at this statement. I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food,
Ok12345:
I don laugh tire grin grin
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by OJODEL10(m): 2:08am On Jul 10, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:


Maybe because we're close. In Yagba and in Okunland generally, we use Okun.
yes we are, but if you use this word to greet outside these states in yorubaland it sound insulting to them especially the ondo
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by obstead200(m): 6:11am On Jul 10, 2022
Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahaha!!!!! This is funny cheesy

Nobody forced you to pay offering. The kind of person that once I notice you're trying to squeeze me for every penny I have in the name offering, I'll lock up with my face like granite and not move from my seat.

As for travelling from Ekiti to Akure, if you're not my blood sibling then no way in God's green earth will I cross the state borders in the name of attending wedding. I'll wire my donation, buy your aso ebi and even buy you gifts but I will not travel out of my location to any part of this unsafe country for a wedding ceremony. Never


Can't even remember the last time I attended a party

Same here. If u are not a blood relative, a very very close friend (closer than a brother) or a boss to whom I owe allegiance or from whom I am seeking some strong support, I will not cross state borders for any reason. I will just calculate my transport fare, add small thing on top and put it in envelope as cash gift to you.

Case closed. I can let anybody stress me joor. I have food in my house.......even in my base, I always eat before going to occasions. I dont ever look forward to eating there. I only go just to honor the person and show solidarity. If u no give me food or drink, I no dey even notice. U will even be lucky if I spent up to an hour in your occasion.

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:14am On Jul 10, 2022
obalufeiii:
And this stupid OP will be shouting Obi up and down
Are you referring to me sir?
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:15am On Jul 10, 2022
phillipsadeojo:
Am laughing at this statement. I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food,
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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:17am On Jul 10, 2022
etrange:
A colleague's sister? I don't understand. Your organization wore asebi and drove from one state to another for the wedding of someone you don't even know just because she a colleague's sister? Not even a colleague? What kind of organization is that?

Anyway, sorry for your ordeal. They say abortion is illegal. And seeing how men aren't necessarily obliged to pay for child support in Nigeria, I can understand why they were forced to get married. But then again, what kind of family would that be? Neither the man, the woman nor the child would be happy. I am a strong advocate of abortion. It is good for everyone including the child.

Good
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:18am On Jul 10, 2022
Valtteri:


Walahi, you don’t have sense.
Please can you give me small from your own

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:19am On Jul 10, 2022
AuroraB:
Must you attend every party you are invited to
You risk your life to travel through unsafe routes for a plate of rice and meat.
Nigerians, buy asoebi and let it end there. Dem take free food do una
Just to show love night sir
I don't know that they will use pocolee rate.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:20am On Jul 10, 2022
Okobola146:
Rubbish! Must you come here to lament to the whole world and did they force you to attend the wedding? No go face your bread and beans.
Thank you sir

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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Ishilove: 7:08am On Jul 10, 2022
omolola100:

The ASO EBI looks like an old women's clothes..
You have a great sense of humour smiley
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by bitbillionaire: 8:52am On Jul 10, 2022
ChybuzzDD:


I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there

It'll be very disappointing if you are a teacher and don't know where to put a ''full stop'' or a ''comma' in a sentence.

Please note that sentences end with ''full stops/periods'', and not ''commas''.


You are wrong bro. Did you notice the op's sentence you bolded did not end but continued with the use of 'and'? So putting coma there was in order.

The funny thing is, you yourself actually make the mistake you are trying to correct the op for in your first paragraph!

Let me quote you:
"I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there "

That coma you put there after 'children' should have been full stop since the first sentence ended there. You should have put coma after writing 'with the bullshit you write up there' and combine it with what you wrote in the second paragraph to start a new sentence or paragraph!

Moreover, why put question marks at the end of the first paragraph when you were obviously not asking questions?

Please upgrade your knowledge of English grammar.

Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Enny2013(f): 8:58am On Jul 10, 2022
OJODEL10:
ekiti ni mee ah o
Oh! I tot u were from Kabba side.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Enny2013(f): 9:04am On Jul 10, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:


Maybe because we're close. In Yagba and in Okunland generally, we use Okun.
Yea...
I even tot he was an okun guy.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by JONSYN7154: 9:15am On Jul 10, 2022
omolola100:

I'm not married yet lol
are you sure?

If you're not married yet then let me marry you here on nairaland. Lol
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by coolxpaul(m): 10:32am On Jul 10, 2022
omolola100:

I'm not sure it wil last long....it looks like the man was forced, the husband put on white sneakers on the suit.

The husband sef na Weyrey. If e no want, y e no move on. This is 2022 ffs.
Na 9ja we dey, anything can happen
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by space9880: 11:17am On Jul 10, 2022
omolola100:

I'm not sure it wil last long....it looks like the man was forced, the husband put on white sneakers on the suit.
how can they force a man to get married? Did they tie a rope to his neck and dragged him to the church or what undecided
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by blueheart(m): 11:32am On Jul 10, 2022
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I was in church when I read this. Can't stop laughing. grin grin grin

This OP is funny with words. Thanks for the humor. Sorry ehn
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Oloruntobi4382(m): 11:47am On Jul 10, 2022
Enny2013:

Yea...
I even tot he was an okun guy.

You're Okun? From where?
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Enny2013(f): 1:31pm On Jul 10, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:


You're Okun? From where?
Are u?
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by OSUWAKEABAM(m): 1:45pm On Jul 10, 2022
You made the mistake. You could have carried enough money. Then, there was nothing wrong if you refused to give shi shi to the pastor. Nothing wrong. So next time don't be carried away with this Nigeria ignorance of always giving to the pastor.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2022
Enny2013:

Are u?
Yeah.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Enny2013(f): 4:54pm On Jul 10, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:

Yeah.
Me too!
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Oloruntobi4382(m): 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
Enny2013:

Me too!

I see a lot of Okuns here, maybe we should get a thread of ours.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Enny2013(f): 5:43pm On Jul 10, 2022
Oloruntobi4382:


I see a lot of Okuns here, maybe we should get a thread of ours.
Lol! I haven't seen any but you...
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by mignone(f): 12:35am On Jul 11, 2022
omolola100:

The school bus is for the school, that's the law in our school,they deduct stuff like that from your salary.
I understand dt and more madam. Tis well; God will open better doors for u, just keep being good.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by myike2(m): 8:29am On Jul 13, 2022
mignone:

Thank you o. This is Y one older colleague &others ganged up against me dt yr - 2013 or so. She came from another unit (in d same dept tho)&announced dt her younger bro was getting married.I kept mute cos I knew I wasn't interested.
Normally, ppl wld be asked to contribute money; at sm point before then, I'd said no&dt I'd personally gift whoever I'm interested in his/her party. dt caused a stir &I was reported to d boss;they thought I'd budge bt I maintained my stand&d boss even supported them- in civil service o.
A month or so later, d woman came back&said she tot d wedding wld come first bt nw, d lady had put to bed. Now it's naming ceremony &nt wedding anymore.
In short, I shocked them all to their disbelief cos I was d youngest of them then. Since then, I was left alone.
Funny thing is nt all these ppl are comfy with those ideas o bt they can't just put their foot down.

You did the right thing. You’re smart; others would eventually learn from you
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by ChybuzzDD(m): 7:06am On Jul 14, 2022
bitbillionaire:



You are wrong bro. Did you notice the op's sentence you bolded did not end but continued with the use of 'and'? So putting coma there was in order.

The funny thing is, you yourself actually make the mistake you are trying to correct the op for in your first paragraph!

Let me quote you:
"I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there "

That coma you put there after 'children' should have been full stop since the first sentence ended there. You should have put coma after writing 'with the bullshit you write up there' and combine it with what you wrote in the second paragraph to start a new sentence or paragraph!

Moreover, why put question marks at the end of the first paragraph when you were obviously not asking questions?

Please upgrade your knowledge of English grammar.

grin grin Look at this guy!
My criticism of her poor writing skills is not centered on the sentence i highlighted.
You'll need to take a look at her entire write-up above, especially the first post. I only highlighted the sentence where she indicated she might be a teacher.

Regarding the comma i put in my sentence, it's in order.
''With'' in that sentence is synonymous with ''considering'', ''taking into account'', ''regarding'', etc, and it's appropriate to separate it from the main sentence. The main sentence can stand alone without ''with the bullshit you wrote up there'', which is just a phrase.

The sentence is a question, and should rightly bear a question mark, bros.
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by fman(m): 4:50pm On Jul 16, 2022
omolola100:
We all felt dejected, our town visiting still far from Akure, we have leave on time because of the security situation in the country, we don't know when food will be ready..

We all left the church in annoyance, they have cancelled the reception,. You have to take care of your guest separately.

Our drivers face is not accommodating at all, we did not allow him to finish the Baron,
His driving was reckless throughout the journey,he was driving with anger, we cautioned him, but remain adamant, we got home safely..
It was later we got to know that the husband was forced to do the wedding, none of his family members came to the wedding, the lady is a single mother.

The woman came to school on Monday , and we are all expecting her to apologise to us but to my greatest surprise, she started yelling at us that she does have any fault, she complained we should have waited for the food to get ready before leaving, she did not even say a single sorry..
She gave everybody a bigiapple, but I returned my own drinks back to her, i requested from the social committee to give me the #500 I contributed.. [s]it's not all ocassion that we should always attend[/s]
kpele oo
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by gulfer: 9:47pm On Aug 10, 2022
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