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You pass your boundaries.....are you not ibadan base ...

[quote author=Omawumi17
post=115951072]As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.

I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out[/quote]

No matter how good the food is, I always avoid eating outside if I can, especially in the local restaurants, because of different stories we heard back in the days.

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

you never Sabi Ajangidi for ibadan. It's in front of Mapo Hall and it's a very popular place. Their Ogunfe na 500 and their Amala dey always hot like say Dem just cook am...

I went to eat Jollof rice at a restaurant one day, within me I thought it won't pass #500 per plate only to end up paying 1k. Since then I always ask for price before eating in a new restaurant.

You can’t send 1500 on yourself nitori oloun, but you will be glad if a mumu guy spends that on u.. Choi

No be only you oooooo beb, I was very hungry so I decided to take a walk from copers lodge (BASHORUN) to any nearby eatery ITEM7 to calm myself down, within myself I won't spend more than #600.
I was served Semo with egusi soap and Yoruba Stew on top, after everything I have to pay #1300, I was so sad because I have to buy Water after buying food again because even PURE WATER no follow the food, up till now am still not happy because hunger finish me an hour later.

IBADAN PEOPLE UNA WELDON

You sef Waka enter amala Skype mama put plenty for inside bodija wey Dem dey sell better amala (normal normal for amala black 1scoop is 100 white (lafun) na 50 per scoop

U enter modern eatry not iya tawa spot ogunfe at iya tawa spot is #200~#300 amala #400? U no fit finish am at iya tawa spot/

Eating AMALA in IBADAN, nice one.

Abeg,who get menial job for me in ibadan,I'm so so in need of money,I can do labour if that's what's available

Ak75:
Eating AMALA in IBADAN, nice one.

What's wrong with that?

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

Ibadan girls

LoveGifted:
I'm looking for a student Accomodation at Ijebu-ode, Ogun State.
Anyone near Omo Owo will be nice.
My contacts are on my profile.

See oh, no even try this kin thing asking stranger online fr accomodations for a whole Ogun state, blike u no dey hear wetin dy happen fr Ogun and naija in general

Ofemmanu1:
What's the best designer perfume you got?

Mousuf 100ml
Not really designers
But really nice

Sirqt5:
see tactic . her inbox full now with pms . sponsors sending her money . mumu naija guys u no go send ur money to ur sisters n mama , na Nairalander using marketing to get money u go send to . count her sponsors money she come richer than you mumus

LMAO

NozinoGroup:
Can’t you see how stupid you’re ? You want her to video herself eating on top wetin? Goat!

You are as senseless as the next mad man on the street. You are calling someone a goat for a comment? I am sure this guy is old enough bro be your dad. If not old enough to be your uncle.

You are mentally derailed. And I guess your mum and dad are the animals for not training you to be civil towards people.

Most of you guys feeling high hurling insults at people without ba cause are so pathetic on Nairaland.

Disgusting Idiot.

NozinoGroup:
Can’t you see how stupid you’re ? You want her to video herself eating on top wetin? Goat!

You are as senseless as the next mad man on the street. You are calling someone a goat for a simple comment? I am sure this guy is old enough to be your dad. If not old enough to be your dad may be your uncle.

You are mentally derailed. And I guess your mum and dad are the animals for not training you to be civil towards people who did not wrong you.

Most of you guys feeling high by hurling insults at people without a cause are so pathetic on Nairaland.

Disgusting Idiot.

GoodIsGod:
You are as senseless as the next mad man on the street. You are calling someone a goat for a comment? I am sure this guy is old enough bro be your dad. If not old enough to be your uncle.

You are mentally derailed. And I guess your mum and dad are the animals for not training you to be civil towards people.

Most of you guys feeling high hurling insults at people without ba cause are so pathetic on Nairaland.

Disgusting Idiot.

I understand that your entire generation is useless and your mother is a 2kobo prostitute but you shouldn’t be ass.kicking anyone like this.

It is not my fault that your dead beat father failed you which is why you think asking someone to video themselves eating because you paid for their food is normal.

I would have said it would be fine, but like both your parents who died miserably, you would follow in that line. Your death is knocking and it’s going to be miserable.

NozinoGroup:
I understand that your entire generation is useless and your mother is a 2kobo prostitute but you shouldn’t be ass.kicking anyone like this.

It is not my fault that your dead beat father failed you which is why you think asking someone to video themselves eating is normal.

I would have said it would be fine, but like both your parents who died miserably, you would follow in that line. Your death is knocking and it’s going to ge miserable.

Cry on

Mental patient.

Who never insulted you deserves no insult. Get that into your corrupted demon invested skull

Idiot using daily free MB to insult people.

Ọ̀dẹ̀ .
Olodo

olyrayy:
This Iya Yusuf is so overhyped ehn.

Yes o. There is a new and better and more modern restaurant beside iya Yusuf. That is where I eat anytime I am in Ilorin.

I had the same experience the first time I moved into Ibadan.Ewedu is better enjoyed with ogunfe.I hope I got the correct spelling.

GoodIsGod:


Cry on
Mental patient.

Who never insulted you deserves no insult. Get that into your corrupted demon invested skull

Idiot using daily free MB to insult people.

Ọ̀dẹ̀ .
Olodo

But na you dy cry na .

All I’m doing is drinking your delicious tears

GoodIsGod:


Cry on

Mental patient.

Who never insulted you deserves no insult. Get that into your corrupted demon invested skull

Idiot using daily free MB to insult people.

Ọ̀dẹ̀ .
Olodo

Your entire life post is filled with repetitive insults! I understand your vocabulary is limited but I want to help you expand it.


Mental patient? Like that’s the best you got? Because your mother is sharing her pusssyyyyy to mad men you think everyone is the same? Your life is so depressing you have to asss.lick strangers on nl to get writing gigs!!! Says how much of a terrible writer you are. I would have sympathized with you but your sad lonely life is sweeting me

Make I sponsor you

xpressionx:
Abuja amala is highly overrated.
Only 3 amala spots are the best.
There is one in kubwa that annoys me most,there amala is not even sweet,but their meat is more expensive the the finest amala spots in town.

I no sabi their adviser sef.

Have you eaten amala at habitat buka garki? Eat and thank me later. Wuye, gwerimpa, apo, etc no reach dem

Bobbybrwon:
Make I sponsor you

Thank you

GoodIsGod:


Cry on
Mental patient.

Who never insulted you deserves no insult. Get that into your corrupted demon invested skull

Idiot using daily free MB to insult people.

Ọ̀dẹ̀ .
Olodo

Afar nr run oo. I still dy wait.

even when i have so much at my disposal i ask the cost of what am buying looking for sponsor afonja babe

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

Check your DM on twitter.

BATified2023:
see this one feeling like a don cos of less than 10 dollar

Who dey beg u people for money self?

Inferiority complex wan kill this one!! Tinubu agbero urchins!! Keep disgracing yourself online.. mumu man

Them no dey eat better thing for that place

oliverwrites:
Check your DM on twitter.

Twitter?