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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 11:31pm On Sep 03, 2022
Okoroawusa:

Breasts milk is not sugary. This shows that you have tasted it before.

Breasts milk is almost tasteless
never argue what you don't know

Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 11:34pm On Sep 03, 2022
Okoroawusa:

Breasts milk is not sugary. Something mustn't be sugary to be sweet
You dey whine yourself..
You need to think outside the box.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 12:36am On Sep 04, 2022
fman:
ok.
I was reading ur thread.
U must be a great humanoid.
their are distractions from men extremely obsessed with me ,just overlook it
...I'm not a humanoid orne! But a human biologically a nephilim born 3.1 billion years back . This is my 3rd birth on earth last were in 11century and 13century .


When you are ready for the history made flesh you tell .
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 12:38am On Sep 04, 2022
fman:
never argue what you don't know
the boy is foolish and dull ,he knows nothing about breast milk and you won't stop arguing with u.

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by tnerro1(m): 12:46am On Sep 04, 2022
I was getting my dick sucked inside a car in a hotel car park only for me to notice two hotel security staring at us, she didn’t notice and she was so good that I didn’t want her to stop, so I smiled back at them and let her continue, I was almost cuming when she noticed them and stopped, chai e no go better for those guys,

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Announced3: 4:49am On Sep 04, 2022
Liquidpenis:
2 adult fools derailed this beautiful and promising thread with tiv bla bla bla.

Bro I tired... Just talking trash, don't know what special in tiv

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by headbasher96(m): 5:46am On Sep 04, 2022
fman:

Sure bro
ka shami

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Doorlarss(m): 6:28am On Sep 04, 2022
Let Me Grab My MAPO And Read Savage Comments
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by virginchaser(m): 7:10am On Sep 04, 2022
fman:

I no dey drag anything wt u.
I commented my experience.
And how it tasted for my mouth.
Your wife own fit dey salty or bitter.
But the one wey I taste was sugary in my mouth.
That is my own personal experience.

Gbam! Romance court fit tell you to bring sample to settle this matter.

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by virginchaser(m): 7:12am On Sep 04, 2022
tnerro1:
I was getting my dick sucked inside a car in a hotel car park only for me to notice two hotel security staring at us, she didn’t notice and she was so good that I didn’t want her to stop, so I smiled back at them and let her continue, I was almost cuming when she noticed them and stopped, chai e no go better for those guys,

Kikiki. I can feel your pain.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Slayar: 7:14am On Sep 04, 2022
The most beautiful girl I ever saw naked was giving me BJ ,I know know when I kick the stool and unconciously asking igbo's not to go to Biafra cos she's igbo and that was the time the agitation was hot.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Rexymania(m): 7:53am On Sep 04, 2022
I had muscle pull while doing missionary
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Prolific007(m): 8:02am On Sep 04, 2022
SisterFire:
...swear to Aondo and Amadioha u didnt swallow dick pills?

Let him swear, the guy is a gifted liar...me that my first round could last for close to 40mins I still end up cumming. Most ladies I come across call me a monster because I usually make them tap out

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by KingAzubuike(f): 8:11am On Sep 04, 2022
fman:
During $ex, I sucked her breast hungrily only to get a mouth full of fresh breast milk.
It tasted sugary.
I never knew she was lactating.
Out of pride, I spat out her fresh milk.
Fake. A girl will only lactate if she's preggy or just given birth.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Prolific007(m): 8:12am On Sep 04, 2022
Mozenge1:
I de knack this girl Doggy Na so she just de mess anyhow, very annoying something

If you didn't perceive smell then it wasn't mess but coming from her vagina because it was filled up and probably trying to breathe...I meant the vagina
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 8:40pm On Sep 04, 2022
KingAzubuike:

Fake. A girl will only lactate if she's preggy or just given birth.
Seems you are having issues understanding English.
Go through my comment and compare it with your mention.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 8:59pm On Sep 04, 2022
SisterFire:
their are distractions from men extremely obsessed with me ,just overlook it
...I'm not a humanoid orne! But a human biologically a nephilim born 3.1 billion years back . This is my 3rd birth on earth last were in 11century and 13century .


When you are ready for the history made flesh you tell .
Wow.
I believe you goddess.
But why do keep coming back?
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2022
Announced3:


Bro I tired... Just talking trash, don't know what special in tiv
Wanna know what's special about TIV Nation?
Then check my signature
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by KingAzubuike(f): 9:18pm On Sep 04, 2022
fman:

Seems you are having issues understanding English.
Go through my comment and compare it with your mention.
oponu nie
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2022
KingAzubuike:
oponu nie
Better for u.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 9:42pm On Sep 04, 2022
fman:

Wow.
I believe you goddess.
But why do keep coming back?
It's a long story my dear ...more of trying to reduce the effects of karma upon my soul.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 9:46pm On Sep 04, 2022
SisterFire:

It's a long story my dear ...more of trying to reduce the effects of karma upon my soul.
Ok.
Do u believe in u.f.o?
But the soul cannot die.
It's volatile
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 11:07pm On Sep 04, 2022
fman:

Ok.
Do u believe in u.f.o?
UFOs are what my fathers ( winged humanoids ) used for cosmic travelling even billions of years before tiny Adam and eve model creation.

But the soul cannot die.
It's volatile
...Death is a gift of nature I am not scared of death ( expiration of our costumes called flesh) but I am scared of painful memories and harsh karmas that drives pains in your soul.
Soul dosent die it's volatile dear
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 5:00am On Sep 05, 2022
SisterFire:

tiny Adam and eve model creation
But we came into existence through this model.
Or, are there other conventional models superior to procreation, that is unknown to ignorant humanity.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 5:06am On Sep 05, 2022
SisterFire:

It's a long story my dear ...more of trying to reduce the effects of karma upon my soul.
Can karma be averted?
Or could it be the ultimate judge
Upon a soul..
Can it be appeased?
What cosmic force governs karma?
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by fman(m): 5:15am On Sep 05, 2022
SisterFire:

...Death is a gift of nature I am not scared of death ( expiration of our costumes called flesh)
Soul dosent die it's volatile dear
Are you telling me that nature is superior over cosmic powers..
Since death is a gift of nature.
Why does the big bang theory model does not recognize creation as the basis of existence ?
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2022
fman:

Are you telling me that nature is superior over cosmic powers..
...ornee I talked about nature in discussion with a chinese girl lau I shall refer u there.
But what you have to know is that " death is nature and su*ns normally dies ( those nebulas and supernov"s are dead su"ns)

* Sorry I had to censor my words they are bigger than nairaland and I don't wanna be banned.

If su*ns that makes up m*ilky ways can die then nature is greater than cosmic and da_rk energi_es,
Mind you that after the death of a su-n may be a yellow Andy in close to a million year they are born back to a bouncing baby su-n like our little sister visible to our sight at night called Betelgeuse who is 20million years old .



Since death is a gift of nature.
Why does the big bang theory model does not recognize creation as the basis of existence ?
The real big bang theory did recognize biblical creation and picked out the changing of Laboratory model of earthling creation from 22ft size of anaks to 6ft humans , I hated my dad Satan aka Yahweh for this high wickedness against the souls dispatch to earth by supreme wƕd, This made everyone including me start creating 6ft humans so not to cause wars amongst you humans but Yahweh then decided to poison all anaks behind other immortal back.

So big bang theory recognized the above but knows Yahweh did create a pin outside war serpents, dangerous poisons that reacts with fresh water( read revelation ) and 6ft humans.
So that creation story is 1% true
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by SisterFire(f): 8:47am On Sep 05, 2022
fman:

Can karma be averted?
Or could it be the ultimate judge
Upon a soul..
Can it be appeased?
What cosmic force governs karma?
...my dear you know this thread is for sexual arousals next question shud be In my thread they are complaining .

Yahweh and his program didn't warn u about karma and how it operates . They tell u that punishment of ur wrong deeds are after u die and Wickedness reigns supreme in a Religious worlds.
Truth be told karma has no power in death , Karma operates when so*ul has a costume and not in the Afterlife.


1 You only reduce it it can't be averted
2 That's wat judges the universe including su"ns
3 Yes I was one of the most wicked nephilim during my holy Trinity time around the pre-zoic and I have served my karma as a married nephilim who has her children ,red humaserpent creations and friends killed by rival females who want my husband and they have no pity at all on me. It didn't stop there.
I Reincarnated as a woman twice and peace became an alien , then my third Reincarnation I started suffering at 10 that's around 1985, do you know I ran out from home because I was bound in chains later to be drowned in Abonima creek ?

It would have been worst if not I open ur eyes from evil I once upheld with my dad yahweh .
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by MrTed(m): 8:58am On Oct 13, 2022
Which state did this happen?
Merch:
Omo i bang one big ass girl with anal sex, my preek cun comot shit(excreta) i vex for the girl throw her out of my hotel room by 11pm
Re: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Nobody: 12:03pm On Oct 13, 2022
Lag
MrTed:
Which state did this happen?

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