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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by ghettowriter(m): 8:13pm On Sep 15, 2022
I hope John Thomas is faring well whereever the hell that son of a gun is
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Vertraulichkeit: 8:14pm On Sep 15, 2022
Your small-mindedness sucks.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by OscarDboss: 8:15pm On Sep 15, 2022
madjune:
You sound so gay.

A man getting so attracted to his fellow man.
I dont doubt you
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Goodman247: 8:15pm On Sep 15, 2022
Is there anything wrong with that name, is just that in Nigeria slangs it means gbola grin grin
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by lyricalz:
It maybe a nickname someone saved, as you called him Johnny others may also nickname him john Thomas, so truecaller can cause the issue.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by luluosas(m): 8:16pm On Sep 15, 2022
Next?
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by OscarDboss: 8:17pm On Sep 15, 2022
WhizdomXX:
Why
Because I can see you go “attracted“ to him
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Ganjafama(m): 8:18pm On Sep 15, 2022
I have had classmates bearing Paul Aeroplane and Fineboy Remember.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Blake755: 8:20pm On Sep 15, 2022
What is this doing in the to nah wa for nairaland I wish another site will come up to give it a competition angry sad
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by wiseone28: 8:21pm On Sep 15, 2022
What is this on FP?
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by smile4kenn(m): 8:22pm On Sep 15, 2022
Blake755:
What is this doing in the to nah wa for nairaland I wish another site will come up to give it a competition angry sad
https://gist.am/
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by RexTramadol1: 8:23pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
K
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Snapchat: 8:23pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
Ibo trolls and impersonation. Lmao.

Anybody who doesn’t know that ‘Ismaila Yusuf’ is a flat headed ipob is a dummy.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by kcdendelo: 8:23pm On Sep 15, 2022
Hahahahaha... You are not serious
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Dearlord(m): 8:25pm On Sep 15, 2022
All the moderators in this forum need hot slaps
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Mitsurugi(m): 8:26pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
I feel you brother angry
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by SPAMBOX7: 8:27pm On Sep 15, 2022
This op na confirm Gabriel
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Sammysaga(m): 8:28pm On Sep 15, 2022
OscarDboss:
While Reading this I thought you were a girl
Now I feel somehow
sorry, he's a gay... I feel so sad too
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by drdeath: 8:28pm On Sep 15, 2022
[quote author=slawomir post=116701264]Damnnn niggar
I have this feeling that bros op is also uncle Gabriel [/quote
Normal! I frankly agree with you.By their fruits you shall know them!
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by abc115: 8:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
ElBenny:
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �

Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"
Fake Story


After the camp , you joined bus to PHC and not your place of Primary Assignment?


Continue your lies
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Chukist247: 8:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
no wonder he has being banning me like say tomorrow no dey. Just small counter comment against their****** ,pom,na ban
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by drdeath: 8:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
madjune:
You sound so gay.

A man getting so attracted to his fellow man.
He Na confirmed Gabriel.I think say Na woman Dey talk initially.
Saying that (s)he got attracted to him says a lot about Sir Gabriel!
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by OLOKOESHIN: 8:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
Craze dey worry una
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Kingozymandias(m): 8:31pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
grin

Just figured this out Huh?
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Freshgrace4life(f): 8:32pm On Sep 15, 2022
I don see person wey him name na Paramount ..
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by spartachico(m): 8:34pm On Sep 15, 2022
Not cool tho , sometimes the future and things one can achieve together matters , John Thomas wey fit be your boss tomorrow , he will surely come across this write up
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Nobody: 8:36pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
That’s no news, add religious bigot to the list please.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by gadgethead: 8:45pm On Sep 15, 2022
John Thomas....what a prick cheesy
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Amtrak: 8:46pm On Sep 15, 2022
mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me
I just verified his tweet.

I've been wondering why NL is such a tribally toxic environment; now I see why.

I don't think I'll be coming here as often.
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by amuko: 8:48pm On Sep 15, 2022
ikechukwu150:
So wetin we wan use this news do nowhuh

Is it for Ebahuh
is it for beans and dodo grin grin
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by nams77: 8:50pm On Sep 15, 2022
My friend named his son Vladimir.
I wondered what he was thinking.

Anyway that was almost six years ago
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