ElBenny:
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �

Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"

You loose,do you know what that guy can do for you in future to come?there is always a reason we met different people at different places, it's all God designed, and you didn't save his number because of common name.if I may ask you John and Thomas is a name of person right,So why are you thinking like a Pauper?

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

So what do u expect us to do. Exit Nairaland?

Lovely.

Making friends is beautiful.
I only like it on line of professionalism which I may term my modus operandi of networking

illicit:
I have met a certain guy from Ondo state named George Rutherford


Wtf

What kind of Nigerian parents names their child such rigid names

What a rigid name!

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Seun was right about you Igbos, you always play the victim card but you had your own evil you inflicted on others too

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Nawa 4 you oh.
If him no want you here, many platform still dey out there.

I know a recent female law graduate named "Emancipation". This is the most bizarre name I ever heard I will like to know why the parents christened her so.

ElBenny:
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �

Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"

Lol.

True caller pick aggregate/average name that is attached to the number in social media space and from what people generally store the number as.

You may be shocked what people see from True caller when they dial your number. If people have been saving your name as Olosho because they met you at Allen junction, True caller may bring your name as Halima Olosho.

It is the garbage that is fed into the space that Truecaller returns. Some people would call me and Truecaller will bring their name as "Scammer". When I even try to listen to them, you would hear: "I'm James Akindele calling from Access Bank or I mistakenly send a data to your phone...and all that their scamming lines.

Overtime, people have being tagging that number as scam, scammer, scamming, Yahooyahoo etc.

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Chai! Vawulence dey sleep, yanga wan wake am up.
Lol, but he is truly mutumin banza.

Sammysaga:
sorry, he's a gay... I feel so sad too

I found out in a painful way
E pain me
I no go lie

madjune:
You sound so gay.

A man getting so attracted to his fellow man.

You guys are so sensitive and your masculinity so fragile. You can get attracted to anybody that has the qualities you like. If you're into business, you'd be attracted to people that do business. If you're a programmer, you might be attracted to programmers. There are some set of people you'd rather have around you. The English expression for that is "people you're attracted to". It mustn't be sexual. Don't let your masculinity become toxic to you up to the point of being scared to use certain words. The OP is confident in his sexuality.

Vertraulichkeit:
Your small-mindedness sucks.

The whole story is messed up.

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Nzeogwo that initiated the coup wasn't even Igbo.
he was from present day Delta State

abc115:


Fake Story


After the camp , you joined bus to PHC and not your place of Primary Assignment?


Continue your lies

He hung out with John Thomas for a month without asking for his number until he was already on board a bus on the last day.. chuckles.

opyzy:

Jamaica hall no be play OOO
Officer Kabiru blow the trumpet

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

The guy is a stinking tribal idiot

Starz825:
No be bayelsa person dey bear "document"

Evergreen4:
He must be from Bayelsa

a thread was posted here on funny names and I came across Bayelsa own , someone even bear Identity card.

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

Don't mind the tribal bigot. He and his policeman called Mynd are birds of same feather. Reason why he replaced lalasticlala, so they can establish their tribal agenda. They will fail.

mbahdi:
Seun osewa nairaland founder is a tribal bigot.
Beware of him.thats why they ban anyone who opposes Dem,and he will suffer for 1000years.oya ban me

He's a cvnt!

Goodman247:
Is there anything wrong with that name, is just that in Nigeria slangs it means gbola

Nigerian slangs ke?
Britons use it as a euphemism for prick

Starz825:
No be bayelsa person dey bear "document"

Niger delta people and weird names.

The other one real name is Government

Freshgrace4life:
I don see person wey him name na Paramount ..

where is he from?

NotKnown:
But why would you mock him and his name?
If someone should discriminate against you cos of your name you go like am?
You lost a good friend cos of your myopic thinking.
Good luck with life.

another gay spotted

CaptainFM1:


Lol.

True caller pick aggregate/average name that is attached to the number in social media space and from what people generally store the number as.

You may be shocked what people see from True caller when they dial your number. If people have been saving your name as Olosho because they met you at Allen junction, True caller may bring your name as Halima Olosho.

It is the garbage that is fed into the space that Truecaller returns. Some people would call me and Truecaller will bring their name as "Scammer". When I even try to listen them, you would here: "I'm James Akindele calling from Access Bank or I mistakenly send a data to your phone...and all that their scamming lines.

Overtime, people have being tagging that number as scam, scammer, scamming, Yahooyahoo etc.

God bless you and you're right.
my Truecaller details display my nairaland moniker, i was so surprised but found out most nairalanders i have transaction with save my contacts on their phone with my nairaland moniker

'I took interest in him,' 'highly attracted.' Hmmm...Hope you're not in the closet o.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.


After reading this part; nothing wey person go tell me.

Iadymissile:
where is he from?

From Plateau or so , he's Hausa by tribe .

This OP is very childish I swear,,,u need to grow up.

Ganjafama:
I have had classmates bearing Paul Aeroplane and Fineboy Remember.

What? Seriously?