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What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by ElBenny(m): 1:42pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend. We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration. I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter. I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly. We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space. You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier. We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons. Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny. Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting. Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate. I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny. I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him. He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me. Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas." Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? � Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! � Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu" 50 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Chaos14: 1:51pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Corrupt mind, many are werey but few are roaming 244 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by illicit(m): 4:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I have met a certain guy from Ondo state named George Rutherford (no middle names) Wtf What kind of Nigerian parents names their child such rigid names Sounds like the name of an American serial pervert or psycho serial killer if u ask me 94 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by slawomir: 8:07pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Damnnn niggar I have this feeling that bros op is also uncle Gabriel 171 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by NwaNimo1(m): 8:07pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by BOOOMNAIJA: 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Op, see as u just disgrace urself for public. A gay trying to deny his status after proving to be gay initially 88 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Earlystar698(m): 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I view John Thomas as 1 and 0 1 is the penis while 0 is the testicles 2 Likes |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Namdeenero(m): 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
This OP dey mad I swear! 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by FalseProphet1(m): 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I see you running into JT sometime in the near future, you guys would cross paths. This I have seen. 46 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by tunwumi: 8:09pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Ok |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by inoki247: 8:09pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The story wan be like Gaybriel story As he be John Thomas you na Gaybrel I guess 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Dagger79(m): 8:09pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I don't get 6 Likes |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Thesaint141(m): 8:09pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
2 Likes |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by opyzy(m): 8:09pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
ElBenny: 91 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by kingar(m): 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by TimmyTen(m): 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I know some people are lost. John Thomas is another name for Pen*s 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by ikechukwu150: 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
So wetin we wan use this news do now Is it for Eba 45 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by madjune(m): 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
You sound so gay. A man getting so attracted to his fellow man. 48 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by symbuul: 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Germandude30: 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
I have a friend here in class called adolf.i Look at him Sometimes and i just laugh.coincidentally He is also a good orator with much Vibration Like His Hitler counterpart. 11 Likes |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Evergreen4(m): 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
He must be from Bayelsa |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Starz825(m): 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
No be bayelsa person dey bear "document" 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Elidrisy20: 8:11pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Is just a name |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by WhizdomXX(m): 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Doesn't matter nigga reps ND. 1 Like |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by gambojimeta: 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Mr Osewa spoke nothing but the truth. mbahdi: |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by OscarDboss: 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
While Reading this I thought you were a girl Now I feel somehow 54 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by NotKnown: 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
But why would you mock him and his name? If someone should discriminate against you cos of your name you go like am? You lost a good friend cos of your myopic thinking. Good luck with life. 64 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by WhizdomXX(m): 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Germandude30:Lol 1 Like |
Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by WhizdomXX(m): 8:13pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
OscarDboss:Why |
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