egopersonified:


This made me cry. I am so so sorry about the words your neighbour used. This will turn around to a testimony for you. Waiting for your good news. Keep your hope alive.

I like you. I really like this kind heart.

I Remember prostrating (I be graduate then, but still managing as a cook at an Eatery. and as a medical drug wholesalers apprentice's) begging My girlfriend then (A girl that don't have O level Result, wey no get anything from a broke background, dat learnt tailored and unable to start up, person wey be sey na me buy bed for her when she dey sleep for floor ) not to leave me. And at the End na one babber giv her belle now, no marriage no introduction, just like dat. Saare WA GBA.

I thank God today am a millionaire.

And the funniest thing the hussle I did that pave way for me na the babe reason mi. Although she never knew I latter go for the business.


Such is life but she's no where to enjoy with me

I was going out with one bae,that time money no de hand,we were sitting and gisting before I could know,she got up went to meet another dude.
She told to my face that,”if you no get money hide your face” shit, the thing pain me, but,
Boom the next week I got paid...come see sexing,after a week’s time,come see ghosting.
She actually hid her face.

blueprint22:
My own story was funny and also saddened my heart anytime I remember..I saw a girl with my female friend, she was also a lady. I told the girl to link us together...but she girl asked for my pictures but me i am not a fan of taking pictures...so I gave her the little I have with me...When the girl saw it the girl said no cos ave got no swag... ..i was pain that day but not pain again cos she wasn't aware what she has missed...I will make her see me and pray she had chose me that day....I promise...

Ogbeni go hussle

blueprint22:
My own story was funny and also saddened my heart anytime I remember..I saw a girl with my female friend, she was also a lady. I told the girl to link us together...but she girl asked for my pictures but me i am not a fan of taking pictures...so I gave her the little I have with me...When the girl saw it the girl said no cos ave got no swag... ..i was pain that day but not pain again cos she wasn't aware what she has missed...I will make her see me and pray she had chose me that day....I promise...

What's the point of proving yourself man?

It's not worth it
Live your life and enjoy it,you don't have to prove anything to anybody

blueprint22:
My own story was funny and also saddened my heart anytime I remember..I saw a girl with my female friend, she was also a lady. I told the girl to link us together...but she girl asked for my pictures but me i am not a fan of taking pictures...so I gave her the little I have with me...When the girl saw it the girl said no cos ave got no swag... ..i was pain that day but not pain again cos she wasn't aware what she has missed...I will make her see me and pray she had chose me that day....I promise...

Ogbeni go hussle

If don make money ur level go pass the girl level

fuckingAyaya:
Because I no get money I go village them no poison my food

Galantis:
Got into a heated argument with my aunt, but that's not the case. She said this to my face "at the age of 24 you are staying with your mum and she buys even the boxer's you are wearing" Bagam, na where my head reset. I dey hustle just fine. But the hatered I have for her is what keeps me up at night to trade the financial markets. $30 a day keeps the day job away.

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Try not to hate your aunt so much, I'm sure you also said something hurtful to her.

Just be steadfast in your forex trading

[quote author=blueprint22 post=102350421]My own story was funny and also saddened my heart anytime I remember..I saw a girl with my female friend, she was also a lady. I told the girl to link us together...but she girl asked for my pictures but me i am not a fan of taking pictures...so I gave her the little I have with me...When the girl saw it the girl said no cos ave got no swag... ..i was pain that day but not pain again cos she wasn't aware what she has missed...I will make her see me and pray she had
chose me that day....I promise...[/quote
I believe in you make it happen]

blueprint22:
My own story was funny and also saddened my heart anytime I remember..I saw a girl with my female friend, she was also a lady. I told the girl to link us together...but she girl asked for my pictures but me i am not a fan of taking pictures...so I gave her the little I have with me...When the girl saw it the girl said no cos ave got no swag... ..i was pain that day but not pain again cos she wasn't aware what she has missed...I will make her see me and pray she had chose me that day....I promise...

No go do ritual on top phekus o

Sirjendon:
I Remember prostrating (I be graduate then, but still managing as a cook at an Eatery. and as a medical drug wholesalers apprentice's) begging My girlfriend then (A girl that don't have O level Result, wey no get anything from a broke background, dat learnt tailored and unable to start up, person wey be sey na me buy bed for her when she dey sleep for floor ) not to leave me. And at the End na one babber giv her belle now, no marriage no introduction, just like dat. Saare WA GBA.

I thank God today am a millionaire.

And the funniest thing the hussle I did that pave way for me na the babe reason mi. Although she never knew I latter go for the business.


Such is life but she's no where to enjoy with me

Ur moniker self dey funny me...Mr Jendon

shamsin6300:
What’s the biggest insult you’ve received because you don't have money?

Let me relate mine.

Because I don't have money, babe ask me to screenshot my account balance and send to her bcuz she want to prove to someone that has been begging for money that she has zero digit in her account.

Wtf lol.
Girl s got no shame

Barbiturate:
We planned getting married. She was living with me. I lost my job. Things became tough. Became broke. She couldn't cope. She started getting frustrated and abusive. She aborted our baby, packed her things and went back to her mom. Couldn't pay my rent, went back to my mom's.

Mom's neighbor disturbing her with Gen set and the fumes. Kept the Gen at Mom's window.
Confronted her and she refused to remove and resorted to verbal abuse. She called me "An old jobless fool, who lives with his mom at his age"

I am happy. I wait on God. If he likes it this way, so be it!

Lol some older women are so rude. My mum can be the same lol

Ajiswaggs:
I remember when I was broke during my ND days , I had only two faded jeans and 3 T-shirt plus plenty Ankara clothes.....i usually wear this Ankara cloth to lecture room all the time...all my so call friends will be making jest of me behind me if we are walking together but they don't know I dey observe....i lost my self esteem till I graduated from ND Just because I no get money and my parents are not financially buoyant. I manage 2k for two weeks why most of them are receiving up-to 10-20k weekly,...omo...oppression too much when I dey see dem buy latest designs of cloth back to back... during my 1 year IT I start to dey hustle just to gather money and buy cloths. But I thank God for today...none of them fit stand with me in any position ....but we still cool sha

3 faded shirts and 2 trousers

A girl once accused me of this on NL na... Cuz she was angry I didn't give her what she wanted!!

Barbiturate:
We planned getting married. She was living with me. I lost my job. Things became tough. Became broke. She couldn't cope. She started getting frustrated and abusive. She aborted our baby, packed her things and went back to her mom. Couldn't pay my rent, went back to my mom's.

Mom's neighbor disturbing her with Gen set and the fumes. Kept the Gen at Mom's window.
Confronted her and she refused to remove and resorted to verbal abuse. She called me "An old jobless fool, who lives with his mom at his age"

I am happy. I wait on God. If he likes it this way, so be it!

Chai e go better for all of us..

Abeg try turn d Gen's position away from una window cos of d carbon monoxide poisonous fumes

Sirjendon:
I Remember prostrating (I be graduate then, but still managing as a cook at an Eatery. and as a medical drug wholesalers apprentice's) begging My girlfriend then (A girl that don't have O level Result, wey no get anything from a broke background, dat learnt tailored and unable to start up, person wey be sey na me buy bed for her when she dey sleep for floor ) not to leave me. And at the End na one babber giv her belle now, no marriage no introduction, just like dat. Saare WA GBA.

I thank God today am a millionaire.

And the funniest thing the hussle I did that pave way for me na the babe reason mi. Although she never knew I latter go for the business.


Such is life but she's no where to enjoy with me

baba thank God for your life.
we all will get there some day.
Abeg bless your guy make me smile too.
2850004532 Ecobank (savings)

bros if them no insult you, you won't grow... except maybe your papa and mama get money already.

Keemsleek005:


It's well my brother, never give up when u hear
Some peoples own you will think its nollywood movie. No matter how painful situations are use that pain to build yourself to become a better person.

How can pain make you to become a better person?

Lilpen3758:
How can pain make you to become a better person?

By making your pains be your motivation.

Keemsleek005:

By making your pains be your motivation.

Hmmmmmm

ChybuzzDD:


Bros, if you get that 800k and more today, do you think i would be wise to spend it on phones? Big guys no de spend money on phones like that. Na small girls like the one you saw de do such stupid things.

True talk

Barbiturate:
We planned getting married. She was living with me. I lost my job. Things became tough. Became broke. She couldn't cope. She started getting frustrated and abusive. She aborted our baby, packed her things and went back to her mom. Couldn't pay my rent, went back to my mom's.

Mom's neighbor disturbing her with Gen set and the fumes. Kept the Gen at Mom's window.
Confronted her and she refused to remove and resorted to verbal abuse. She called me "An old jobless fool, who lives with his mom at his age"

I am happy. I wait on God. If he likes it this way, so be it!

Oh God,this is sooo heartbreaking

1F30M4:


Hahahaha kaii you be case aswear kuku kee me

You jus make me remember wan feem wey I watch.. Guyman go park im motor for farrrrr place(I been think sey na their market square sef), change im clothes, comot im better shoe, put all of them for boot, con nack wan yeye slippers wey don tire for life with dirty jean & yamayama polo, carry bag like pesin wey dey hopeless.. Naso Guyman arrange himself as im dey enter im Villa with legedes Benz, just dey happy dey whistle dey go.. I been no know as things dey unfold for dah Villa until I see where 2 old men(na dem be the real monitoring evil spirits wey no like progress at all at all), dem call Guyman dey ask am "Mike, so you dey this village since?" Guyman say "Yes o, I jus come back 2wks ago sir" Dem say "So you dey here since 2wks?" Guyman say "Yes sir, I dey go back now sef" Dem con talk "Ehen which work you dey do for city sef"(smiling wickedly) Guyman say "na bread oo, I jus dey try hustle small small sir" Dem talk "So you mean you hawk bread around in the city, in traffic or where? Guyman say "Yes sir, I dey sell to all those people wey dey travel, I dey even enter street sell if e remain" Dem squeeze nose, look demsef for eye con talk "Wait, is it sliced bread abi the wan wey dem dey use hand tear?" Guyman say "the two both of dem oo but most especially the other wan" Dem still ask am "So no sliced bread?" Guyman say "Sometimes" Na dah time dem shake head(fake pity) con discharge Guyman but as dem turn dey go na their evil laff dem dey laff(e totori dem as nobody for their village dey progress) E sweet me die sey Guyman sef don too know dem wella and na why im dey always package imsef laidat anytime wey im wan go village.. As dem leave am sef, im sef dey laff dem say dis evil men dey look for pesin wey dem go spoil im future, dem no go see me sha.. Naso im reach dah place wey im park im motor, look front look back look right look left before im go for boot first of all comot the polo, slippers & then the jean, quickly squeeze himself for im better traditional outfit with correct shoe, rush enter steering, reverse fast fast and then he drove speedily without looking back.. Wahala for who no know oo lol

Bro,this thing happen for film abi you watch this thing happen real life?

KAM3KAZI:


Bro,this thing happen for film abi you watch this thing happen real life?

E pain me sey I forget the title, dah feem open my eye wella.. If pesin help dem wahala o(dem go talk for back sey you no do am well, use bad-mouth & badbelle follow am), if pesin no help wahala(dem go talk sey you dey raise shoulder for dem, still use bad-mouth & badbelle follow am).. I tire oo.

Kindly come down for my car, make u nor stain am... Seriously and I was like very clean that day... What a world we live in

@pocohantas
Abeg next time you clean and happen to find any laptop you may have 'archived', kindly send am gimme abeg. Even if battery no dey I go buy battery put.

Na one major obstacle to my remote work career be that.

Good morning ma.

Owain:
@pocohantas
Abeg next time you clean and happen to find any laptop you may have 'archived', kindly send am gimme abeg. Even if battery no dey I go buy battery put.

Na one major obstacle to my remote work career be that.

Good morning ma.

Lmao. God no go allow you collect laptop without battery. I’ll keep this in mind.

pocohantas:


Lmao. God no go allow you collect laptop without battery. I’ll keep this in mind.

People no dey use blackberry again o

Incase you no need am, mah help you throway am.

pocohantas:


Lmao. God no go allow you collect laptop without battery. I’ll keep this in mind.

Okay.

Mine own plenty o!! Should i start COUNTING DOWN @ TOP 10 WORST MOMENT. 10. About a year ago. It happened between my step mum and step sisters!! On this fateful day i remembered how they were maltreating my cousin brother whom as at then just lost he's dad, to the extent of extending d insult to the dead, i was so angry i had to stand by him, but d kind of insult i was bathed with pass KANGIDAM FLOOD. na that day i know wetin i know about myself. but walai dem collect i come JAKPA. ME KNOW SAY PAALE NO GO EVER GREE SAY ME DON EVER THEY RIGHT ASIDE DEM IM FAVOURITES..

pocohantas:


Lmao. God no go allow you collect laptop without battery. I’ll keep this in mind.

@Pocohantas I wish to be in the queue too.
After you have settled him, if there is any spare one, please remember me.
I need it too.

sageb:


@Pocohantas I wish to be in the queue too.
After you have settled him, if there is any spare one, please remember me.
I need it too.

Sageb, shebi I dey work for hp abi Del?
I hear you!