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Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 6:55pm On Nov 08, 2022
Good day, fellas. Adam and Samson were the people i know that SIMPED because of women in the Bible. To me, Samson is the Greatest SIMP in the Bible. He had power but Lacked sense. Delilah asked him to reveal to her the secret and source of strenght that would make him very weak and vulnerable to attack and death. The SIMP told her. Note: During that time, Delilah had been pestering Samson to tell her, she even set Samson up to be killed by his enemies even after Samson gave her the wrong secret and source but the SIMP didn't notice her game.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Absuchat(m): 6:58pm On Nov 08, 2022
You dey grill vultures and you lack mannas. Shame on your generation. Soon nairaland that feeds you crumbs will lay u off. Baxtard son of a darling daddy that's half dead

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by illicit(m): 7:49pm On Nov 08, 2022
Samson

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by siofra(f): 8:12pm On Nov 08, 2022
Jesus Christ!
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by VirtuousStarBoy: 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2022
siofra:
Jesus Christ!
You are totally insane, you have to quickly beg God for forgiveness while you still can.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by VirtuousStarBoy: 8:36pm On Nov 08, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Adam and Samson were the people i know that SIMPED because of women in the Bible. To me, Samson is the Greatest SIMP in the Bible. He had power but Lacked sense. Delilah asked him to her reveal to her the secret and source of strenght that would make him very weak and vulnerable to attack and death. The SIMP told her. Note: During that time, Delilah has been pestering Samson to tell her, she even set Samson up to be killed by his enemies even after Samson gave her the wrong secret and source but the SIMP didn't notice her game.
You are absolutely correct.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by TheirFADA: 10:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
Jacob was the greatest simp
immediately he saw Rachael, the bible said "He knelt down and wept"

after that he agreed to serve her father for 7 years just to marry her

He was deceived and given leah (Rachel's elder sister) instead. He still agreed to serve for another 7 years just for Rachael, making 14 years in total just for a woman

I've never heard of a more SIMPle man in my life cry

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by okoroemeka(m): 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Adam and Samson were the people i know that SIMPED because of women in the Bible. To me, Samson is the Greatest SIMP in the Bible. He had power but Lacked sense. Delilah asked him to her reveal to her the secret and source of strenght that would make him very weak and vulnerable to attack and death. The SIMP told her. Note: During that time, Delilah has been pestering Samson to tell her, she even set Samson up to be killed by his enemies even after Samson gave her the wrong secret and source but the SIMP didn't notice her game.
for me personally I think King David is the most stupidest simp in the Bible,why kill your fellow man because of pussy?you have already nacked the pussy,why not move on to the next pussy and leave your fellow man alone to manage his wife battered, shattered and abused pussy in peace,even with the man alive he can always nack the pussy whenever he likes,why cause the death of the poor man?

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Medianna(f): 11:32pm On Nov 08, 2022
okoroemeka:
for me personally I think King David is the most stupidest simp in the Bible,why kill your fellow man because of pussy?you have already nacked the pussy,why not move on to the next pussy and leave your fellow man alone to manage his wife battered, shattered and abused pussy in peace,even with the man alive he can always nack the pussy whenever he likes,why cause the death of the poor man?
There was no record of him doing it because he loved Beersheba he only did it to cover up he sins. Lemme say 'see finish'
Lets be guided please.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by SPAMBOX7: 11:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
siofra:
Jesus Christ!
In your quest for cheap attention you just messed up big. I leave you to whatever you believe in

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by SPAMBOX7: 11:59pm On Nov 08, 2022
TheirFADA:
Jacob was the greatest simp
immediately he saw Rachael, the bible said "He knelt down and wept"

after that he agreed to serve her father for 7 years just to marry her

He was deceived and given leah (Rachel's elder sister) instead. He still agreed to serve for another 7 years just for Rachael, making 14 years in total just for a woman

I've never heard of a more SIMPle man in my life cry
He's still better than Samson tho IMO. Who tells people their source of power, talk more of a hoe. Dude fvcked up forever

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Nobody: 12:30am On Nov 09, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Adam and Samson were the people i know that SIMPED because of women in the Bible. To me, Samson is the Greatest SIMP in the Bible. He had power but Lacked sense. Delilah asked him to her reveal to her the secret and source of strenght that would make him very weak and vulnerable to attack and death. The SIMP told her. Note: During that time, Delilah has been pestering Samson to tell her, she even set Samson up to be killed by his enemies even after Samson gave her the wrong secret and source but the SIMP didn't notice her game.


angry

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by siofra(f): 5:55am On Nov 09, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
In your quest for cheap attention you just messed up big. I leave you to whatever you believe in

Jesus Christ was a simp
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by TheirFADA: 5:55am On Nov 09, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
He's still better than Samson tho IMO. Who tells people their source of power, talk more of a hoe. Dude fvcked up forever

He only told her after several attempts from delila and manipulations

IMO
Samson should be called a Simp if only he had told her his secret himself just to sleep with her, please her or marry her

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by siofra(f): 6:00am On Nov 09, 2022
VirtuousStarBoy:
You are totally insane, you have to quickly beg God for forgiveness while you still can.

Jesus forgave an adulterous woman, what is that? Is that being alpha? Instead of blaming the woman like most redpillers and alpha's here do, he set her free. That sounds very simpish to me.

He also told Mary not to go into the kitchen and cook, but to listen to him preach. Is that what alpha's do?

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 7:08am On Nov 09, 2022
okoroemeka:
for me personally I think King David is the most stupidest simp in the Bible,why kill your fellow man because of pussy?you have already nacked the pussy,why not move on to the next pussy and leave your fellow man alone to manage his wife battered, shattered and abused pussy in peace,even with the man alive he can always nack the pussy whenever he likes,why cause the death of the poor man?
King David shit for Church na!. He only wanted to cover up his shameful act.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 7:18am On Nov 09, 2022
TheirFADA:
Jacob was the greatest simp
immediately he saw Rachael, the bible said "He knelt down and wept"

after that he agreed to serve her father for 7 years just to marry her

He was deceived and given leah (Rachel's elder sister) instead. He still agreed to serve for another 7 years just for Rachael, making 14 years in total just for a woman

I've never heard of a more SIMPle man in my life cry
Him uncle Use am like mad because of him 2 daughters. grin

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 7:40am On Nov 09, 2022
siofra:


Jesus forgave an adulterous woman, what is that? Is that being alpha? Instead of blaming the woman like most redpillers and alpha's here do, he set her free. That sounds very simpish to me.

He also told Mary not to go into the kitchen and cook, but to listen to him preach. Is that what alpha's do?
What abt the man that did it with her?

Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Teekay21(m): 10:16am On Nov 09, 2022
TheirFADA:
Jacob was the greatest simp
immediately he saw Rachael, the bible said "He knelt down and wept"

after that he agreed to serve her father for 7 years just to marry her

He was deceived and given leah (Rachel's elder sister) instead. He still agreed to serve for another 7 years just for Rachael, making 14 years in total just for a woman

I've never heard of a more SIMPle man in my life cry

Don't you think there are exaggeration in this?
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Missionaire: 10:34am On Nov 09, 2022
siofra:


Jesus Christ was a simp

Seun. Myndd.

inbetween rules 7 and 2. Blasphemy.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by TheirFADA: 10:49am On Nov 09, 2022
Teekay21:


Don't you think there are exaggeration in this?

No, let me quote the scripture for you

Genesis 29:10 And it came to pass, when Jacob saw Rachel the daughter of Laban his mother's brother, and the sheep of Laban his mother's brother, that Jacob went near, and rolled the stone from the well's mouth, and watered the flock of Laban his mother's brother.

29:11 And Jacob kissed Rachel, and lifted up his voice, and wept.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by thymm: 10:56am On Nov 09, 2022
Truvelisback:
Him uncle Use am like mad because of him 2 daughters. grin

That his in-law Mr Laban, you forget say Jacob later converted almost all his flocks to his own and eventually ran away. No carry Jacob play o

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 11:05am On Nov 09, 2022
Teekay21:


Don't you think there are exaggeration in this?
He served Laban(like a slave) for 7years for Leah then, served another 7years for Rachael.
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by mytime24(f): 12:38pm On Nov 09, 2022
siofra:
Jesus Christ!
U nlders joke with everything undecided

Try it with religion of pieces

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Burdenbearer: 12:48pm On Nov 09, 2022
Adam's SIMP is till annoying me. If he had not eaten the forbidden Fruit, by now we would have lived forever and be walking naked.

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by siofra(f): 1:09pm On Nov 09, 2022
mytime24:
U nlders joke with everything undecided

Try it with religion of pieces

I'm a christian and I stand on my word and I'm not wrong.

JESUS THE CHRIST IS A SIMP!


Being a simp is not a bad thing, dear. You're the ignorant one here.
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by siofra(f): 1:10pm On Nov 09, 2022
Missionaire:


Seun. Myndd.

inbetween rules 7 and 2. Blasphemy.

I'm a christian and I stand on my word and I'm not wrong.

JESUS THE CHRIST IS A SIMP!


Being a simp is not a bad thing, dear. You're the ignorant one here.
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by LordIsaac(m): 1:30pm On Nov 09, 2022
It is he who was told his life depended on his hair uncut, yet, he simped it off...lost his eyes, and died as a result. No greater simp exists! grin

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by SPAMBOX7: 1:41pm On Nov 09, 2022
TheirFADA:


He only told her after several attempts from delila and manipulations

IMO
Samson should be called a Simp if only he had told her his secret himself just to sleep with her, please her or marry her
Oh so he was telling her his secret to do what with her?. Smoke weed with her?
Any man who succumbs to a woman's manipulatipn is a big ass simp and deserves everything they are being put through.

Read the comment from the guy just above. He said it all

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Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Truvelisback(m): 2:17pm On Nov 09, 2022
TheirFADA:


He only told her after several attempts from delila and manipulations

IMO
Samson should be called a Simp if only he had told her his secret himself just to sleep with her, please her or marry her
So u value sex that much? So u can risk ur source of wealth over Pussy? Lol. It's people like u that make ladies feel like the hole in Btw their legs is gold. No amount of beauty of a lady or how sexy she is, would make me reveal the secret and source of strenght or wealth.
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Boomboost(m): 2:30pm On Nov 09, 2022
siofra:


I'm a christian and I stand on my word and I'm not wrong.

JESUS THE CHRIST IS A SIMP!


Being a simp is not a bad thing, dear. You're the ignorant one here.

Better understand that God is Alpha of Alphas, women, no matter how "feminine" can make him beta!

- Now, tell us how you define "simp"?
- If the genders are exchanged, will simping become bad...?
Re: Who Is The Greatest Simp(to Women) In The Bible? by Boomboost(m): 2:32pm On Nov 09, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Adam and Samson were the people i know that SIMPED because of women in the Bible. To me, Samson is the Greatest SIMP in the Bible. He had power but Lacked sense. Delilah asked him to reveal to her the secret and source of strenght that would make him very weak and vulnerable to attack and death. The SIMP told her. Note: During that time, Delilah had been pestering Samson to tell her, she even set Samson up to be killed by his enemies even after Samson gave her the wrong secret and source but the SIMP didn't notice her game.

There's this king that wants to give a woman even half of his kingdom. What's that his name again?

The Scale of such simping would've been disastrous compared to Sam's. grin

As for Adam, he was a baby in a man's body. He didn't understand he was at the moment, interacting with a snaked partner cool.

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