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Short girls should stop putting their hands on their waist especially when angry they look like tea cup.

Some guys would cheat on you with different girls, but when you cheat on them with one guy, they'll act like you killed their mother.

James is short, Peter is stingy, Amos is an illiterate, Steve is broke, that's how most Nigerian girls clock 45yrs without husband.

When your boyfriend says we need to talk and he starts with words like "You know I love you right... "My sister Start crying!

Dressing half naked on social media only attract club boys, Real men don't eat uncovered food that flies have perched on.

It's only in naija you go buy fanta of N200 and your fellow friends will be like bros you no get problem at all.

If you want to grow financially in life and reach your goals, avoid jobless girls with high life standard.. they will destroy your dreams.

Cc FalseProphet1 abeg update this thread

Romancelanders please help me out here, that slap wey them dey slap woman for nyansh during Knacking is called what?

BaBe! If he nacks you well, refer a friend don't keep him all for yourself. Remember, we rise by lifting others.

Go to school you said school na scam, now to fill a form in bank, where they put sex you go write 3 rounds.

If he's díck cap is still black, my sister marry him, he never go far.

But if it's red or pink ehh, run o, na them be that.

Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.

Zonefree : Coming from a Nigerian girl, I'm not surprised. I only pity your simp husband.

ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.

VeryWickedMan The average Nigerian girl cannot resist the call of a díck.

izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

FalseProphet1:
Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.



ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.


izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

lolz very funny

FalseProphet1:
Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.

Zonefree : Coming from a Nigerian girl, I'm not surprised. I only pity your simp husband.

ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.

VeryWickedMan The average Nigerian girl cannot resist the call of a díck.

izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

True

FalseProphet1:
Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nairaland Nigerian post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin...


NIGERIAN POST ON ROMANCE SECTION NAIRALAND:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

virginprincess : follow your heart I'm sure he's cheating on you with other girls, that's how Nigerian men are.

Magnoliaa : Have fun dear don't listen to all these useless Nairaland boys they're all broke assess.

Zonefree : Coming from a Nigerian girl, I'm not surprised. I only pity your simp husband.

ilegend : I just bought a new car and I would be giving 10k to the first 50 people that will reply my message, because I just made $2000 from my online business. Work hard like me so that you won't be idle falling in love up and down.

Jeon : I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Unknown member : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Falseprophet1 : Come to my spiritual center for cleansing your village people have cursed you. This I have seen.

pocohantas Just get ready to have two husbands.

Unknown scammer : Popular Nigerian celebrity taking the díck raw, click on the link.

doggedfighter : Ashewo go and look for work to do. Lazy ass girl.

Unknown scammer : Tested and trusted bet9ja sure odds click on my profile for more details.

VeryWickedMan The average Nigerian girl cannot resist the call of a díck.

izzou : You are a prostitute, you need deliverance!

Nazgul : Nigerian girls need to learn how to be contented and supportive towards their husbands. There's more to marriage than casual sex.


I rest my case...

Lol

Hahahahaha Falseprophet preach on

I've been ignoring this, let me simply sign in.

U dey do well Sir

You have to be really intelligent with your jokes to crack me up….. this guy is super dope back to back. I just stumbled over the thread and i read every single post from way back. Respect maxima bros. Respect

Stop dating broke girls, they wouldn’t date you if you were broke.. A lady who can't feed herself shouldn't fall inlove.

Relationship isn't Restaurant.

It is not natural to provide for a lady you have not gotten married too. Na beggars full street be wise.

i can't date broke guys but you dey wear one black pant for four days. Aunty well done.

Lesbians will reject preeq and end up using Love Machine. You dey allergic to beans but you dey chop MoiMoi.

The dressing of a mad man is a reflection of his mind set. You can't dress like a harlot with the mindset of a saint.

To avoid insults, please avoid dating girls born in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005 dem no get Respect and manners.

Baby am feeling sleepy let's talk tomorrow, next 2 minutes "The number you are calling is on another call" some of these Nigerian girls won’t die well.

Not every relationship is meant to last, some is just for lesson. Move on immediately you learn
your lesson.

Chinua Achebe once said...As long as the bed shakes regularly the home is at peace...only legends would understand.

Husband...I used to sleep with ashawo's before l married you..

Wife.,....l said it your face looks familiar...

Reply as the husband.

Sometimes buy a black nice suit, a traveling bag, then go to the airport and come back to your house, just to surprise poverty.

God remove my Rib to create you, I no vex. For you to remove your clothe make I see wetin God create, na wahala

Being a lady is easy, you don't need any sense
Just make silly mistakes and cry about it and one foolish boy would come to your rescue.