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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
May dear relationship people Is the person that promised to stand by you still standing or he/she don go sit down? 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
And She asked him, " where is dis relationship leading us to? den he replied "anywhere fuel finish, we go park" & she fainted 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:49pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Even the Bible has its own love portions. Like the book of songs of Solomon. God out Father approved it for us cos he wants us to experience what it feels like to be in love. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:You will have to chat me up privately for the tips. |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
If U don't Work Hard in Life to Succeed, U will be calling Successful People Ritualists and Prostitutes for the Rest of Ur Life! 46 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
If your gf/wife or bf/hubby don't like posting you on Facebook, and doesn't comment on your post. Breathren he or she is cheating on you. 8 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Apart from money cannot buy happiness which other poor man's quote do you know. 31 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:58pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Nothing gives girls joy like when their boyfriend mother call her "Our wife" she will be like mama can I wash the fence. 64 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 8:59pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: This one that you're doing like someone that is normal. Okay. 1 Like |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Do I behave like an abnormal person? |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 9:04pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: "The rich also cry..." "I will rather laugh inside keke than cry inside G Wagon..." Say whaaaaaat?? "Vanity upon vanity..." "We will not take anything to heaven..." 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: 1 Like |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 9:10pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: Is the gospel meant to be hoarded, and put under a lamp? Nay. Show it to others and light their paths, that they may not stumble on the rocky ground of love, oh Prophet. 4 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Oh ye my daughter, shall thou not harken unto the voice of your father so that it shall be well with thee? Come closer I pray thee let's talk privately so that I can tell you what lies thererin in your future, for I have see many things concerning thee. 24 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nazgul: 9:38pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:So na your prayer be that ba? |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:38pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:What are you will to give to make this request become a reality? 1 Like |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: Oh ye holy one, the one whom hast been appointed from everlasting to bear the word of he who sent you; Thou, that hast been blest with the gift of the almighty to do wonders; speak only the word and it shall be; and by the powers upon thee, yea, by the true powers upon thee, thine words shall manifest even when DMs hath not be sendeth. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nobody: 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
I see Falseprophet becoming a relationship based pastor. I see him promoting the redpill I see him opening a small church for singles and youths These I have seen! 53 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 10:06pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: appreciation, praises, referrals and money IF I finally cash the man. Nazgul: [img]https:///view/baby-chill-cool-dance-gif-4612419.gif[/img] 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:07pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:Oh ye my daughter, I have spoken to thee but thou believest me not, I have whispered but thou hearest me not, I have cried, but thou showest no compassion towards me. Now I pray thee come to my abode so I can be with thee. Thou art fair in countenance and thy words are as they that sing melodious songs, I long to see thee that I might hear thy melodious voice. Whatever thou seeketh shall be granted to thee, thou shall have wealth, thine children's children shall be blessed, they that pisseth against the wall from thine generations shall be Kings. So come, I pray thee, that I might perceive the sweet fragrance of thine hair and feel thine skin against mine, for it was for this reason that man was created. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nazgul: 10:08pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:looks like you won't be needing his portions anymore, seems our prophet has found his missing rib. happy married life. 10 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:You will sleep in my church for 7 days then it will be done for thee. 6 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 10:18pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Nazgul: You, on your own, I don't even know what to conclude about you ehn. Now you're shipping me with a boy of god, the other day you shipped me with someone else in the meet-and-hook-up section. Tomorrow you wee coman ship me with someone from a thread that has been dead for twenty years. Okay. Carry on. When I will change it for you... |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 10:22pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
FalseProphet1: FalseProphet1, *taps and shakes and kicks and punches and stabs him back to reality*, oya, continue with your quotes. I won't butt in again. I sw- swe- swea--. I won't, lmaooooooo. 2 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:27pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:But what I wrote is in the Bible songs of Solomon, or don't you read your Bible. We were created to procreate, you procreate by having intercourse, you have intercourses by being romantic towards the woman, you become romantic by making her happy, you make her happy by stalking her, you stalk her by getting on her nerves...I have done everything thing remaining the intercourse part. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Nazgul: 10:30pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:I want you to be happy, and from the looks of things you seem happy at least with him, so let me enter ghost mode and watch you enjoy yourself. But if he proposes to take you out, better agree...and remember to order for take away, I'm famished and don't have the strength to cook. 6 Likes |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Magnoliaa(f): 11:31pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Nazgul: I should order take away? For you? You're hungry?? As per what are you to me?? Hehe. FalseProphet1: Really? And these are tips according to...? And when did you get on my nerves by stalking me?? ?? |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by chyzoo4u(m): 1:00am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Nairaland sef... Husband and wife will be on same bed catching cruise with anyone they want to. Unfortunately, our fake falseprophet1 got lost in lust, and these love birds were using him to catch cruise. Make I hear say that Magnoliaa babe never marry... I duff hat for you ma, you're really a Bible student. Over to you fake falseprophet1, continue with your quotes abeg, cuz when a man is in love, a fool is born. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:19am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Don't date any babe with cracked Android phone screen my brother. Replacing that screen or getting her a new phone will be your first romantic project. 57 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:25am On Apr 10, 2021 |
You change your bedsheets, arranged your room nearly, hang air freshener.. she no show up you come dey vex.. bros as your room neat you no like am? 52 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:28am On Apr 10, 2021 |
If you use Money to get Her, it will cost you money to keep her. So think twice before showing her your wallet. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
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