FalseProphet1:
Once you post "Love is not all about money" you will just see stingy men clapping for you in the comment section.

FalseProphet1:
I wonder why women called it menstruation instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all their problem on men hmmm.

FalseProphet1:
MY SISTER HUSTLE OOO, SO THAT IF YOU WANT TO EAT PIZZA OR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU WILL OPEN YOUR WALLET NOT YOUR Leg..

FalseProphet1:
To those men who plait their hair and wear ear ring, may God add mensuration.

Righteousness2:
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

FalseProphet1:
You stand at a spot finished two sachet of water but any day you buy bottle water you will travel with it from Lagos to Abuja...some people and fake life.

DSC7:
Person go suffer get girlfriend una go still Bleep am...

FalseProphet1:
Show me a woman/man that can leave he/her phone around their partner unlocked because he or she got nothing to hide. None.

FalseProphet1:
Sweetheart I will spend the night at the office with my secretary because its raining heavily here....Love you and good night. Reply as a wife.

FalseProphet1:
To those men who plait their hair and wear ear ring, may God add mensuration.

adadike:
Am already at the door of your office, pls open the door. I love you so much that I decided to keep the vow which says 'for better for worse, in rain and in sunshine till death do us part

FalseProphet1:
Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot.

This one sweet me.

FalseProphet1:
Do you know that some women train their house girls into wife material and train their children into slay queens?

And?

FalseProphet1:
Girls will be like “all I want from him is CARE, ATTENTION, SUPPORT & HONESTY” now put all the first letters together (CASH)

Riiight on point. So separately, I want all those including their abbreviation or what is it called?

FalseProphet1:
Charity begins at home, I want to know, where do you learn doggy style from...home?

Magnoliaa:


Riiight on point. So separately, I want all those including their abbreviation or what is it called?

Magnoliaa:


This one sweet me.



And?

Magnoliaa:

FalseProphet1:

Lol... Ada ada.

FalseProphet1:
Once you post "Love is not all about money" you will just see stingy men clapping for you in the comment section.

FalseProphet1:
If youu ask a Nigerian man to describe "wife material "..he will describe a maid.

FalseProphet1:

You haven't come for the spiritual cleansing yet.

I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?

PS: I particularly need something different that can turn Nazgul into my answering boy.