Wotoporiously speaking

Na me be 2022, if you know you know

I broke my saving box 30mins after putting my first 500.

chatinent:

Oke as in Okechukwu?

haha

I don't think it's the craziest thing, but my family think otherwise.

It was around March this year when my cat got bitten by the neighbour's dog and it happened that I was away.

My sister informed me and sent me pictures of the cat and the wound was very bad. So I contacted the usual veterinarian that I knew, but she was already occupied. I had to look for another one and I didn't care how far he or she was, I finally managed to get one through a friend and he was a bit far, but I insisted that I was willing to pay him to travel to my family house and give my cat the necessary treatment, as I was away and couldn't bring my cat to his vet clinic by myself, and I didn't want to disturb my family because they only accepted the cats for my sake.

When I told my family about it, they didn't believe me and my mom laughed at me and told me that there's no way a sane man can travel all the way because of a single cat.. .. But to their surprise, the veterinarian did came on the day we agreed on and treated my cat, and also left some medications for my family to mix with her food.. He even insisted that he will come every week to check on my cat since I was away, and he did came the following week to check my cat's progress... I finally did managed to travel back home to fetch her and keep her under my care. But before I could leave, I had to go meet him in person and thank him for his kindness, because we had never met in person then, but just through the phone.

My family even thought that there was something more between us rather than him just wanting to do his job and helping my cat..

Nothing...
I'm too self conscious

Deleted all my social media accounts except for GitHub and LinkedIn

Went from being fat to slim and tall


Bleeped a les tomboy who got served breakfast ( her bj skills was top shit)


Deleted video games except chess and retro games


Focused more on my hobby ( programming)


Started making connections on LinkedIn, my blog and GitHub


Most of the things I own was stolen by me
Never bought a single thing except my phone

VeryWickedMan:


The hookup biz must have really paid off then. Congrats.

You are truly a very Wicked man

Happiness moment I never believed I could make much from crypto until I bought at the lowest rate doge pushed my money to 5 zeros omo e no easy thanks God Sha

chatinent:
What was her crime?

for stealing from me

Things dey happen o

Phimzy:
Happiest moment? I made my SSCE and UTME papers...awaiting admission this year.

Saddest moment? I have not been able to create my first book on Amazon kdp.

I thought they said publishing in amazon kdp is easy.

I need enlightenment

Divay22:
Nothing...
I'm too self conscious

Ooh, you are not alone,

can't even remember what I did throughout the year, cause I'm always conscious about everything too.
Except buying the most expensive thing in my life wish is just phone.

Samantha123:
I don't think it's the craziest thing, but my family think .

My family even thought that there was something more between us rather than him just wanting to do his job and helping my cat..

I'm sure he did a really good job helping your cat(s)

He really did..

I still can't believe he was willing to travel all the way, considering that we had just met over the phone and not in person.

He really is passionate about helping animals.

Stawner16:


I'm sure he did a really good job helping your cat(s)

Jennyclay:
From the month of April till now, I haven't touched or withdraw my personal money in my bank account.
I don't want to mention the actual amount but it contains five zeros. It really crazy because it hasn't happen to me before. I can't believe I didn't withdraw my money for 9 months. How I survived without using my personal money remains a mystery. Thank God for 2022

So d real question is, how many preek graced ur cunt for u to achieve this?

dopedan:
I broke my saving box 30mins after putting my first 500.

Sapa na bastard...

MethPedo:
Bleeped a les tomboy who got served breakfast ( her bj skills was top shit)

Les tomboy?

Opor abeg, mouth no fit talk am finish.

Entrepreneurrr:

I thought they said publishing in amazon kdp is easy.
I need enlightenment

I wish I could help but I am not the right person for it.Read topics by Ilegendd

When I was scammed here on nairaland.

Check my profile for info.

I stopped gambling and have peace of mind

Stawner16:


I'm sure he did a really good job helping your cat(s)

Lol Damn homie!!
Her both p**sy cats, he probably got them laid for a good treatment.

Samantha123:
He really did..

I still can't believe he was willing to travel all the way, considering that we had just met over the phone and not in person.

He really is passionate about helping animals.

You didn’t notice the pun intended in that statement…


Or you chose to ignore?

AndroidAI:
The craziest thing I did was getting myself a car, an Acura MDX Lemme stop risking my life with these bike people lol

y bro??

Some of us have got pure minds.

Can you explain to me what is it that it intended?

brain54:

You didn’t notice the pun intended in that statement…


Or you chose to ignore?

Samantha123:
Some of us have got pure minds.

Can you explain to me what is it that it intended?

Lol... Nothing happened between me and the guy.

Though I have to admit that his love for animals kinda got me feeling some type a way because I love domestic animals too and honestly speaking, the is vet is quite a catch too, on top of that his Zimbabwean accent just completes the look..

But I had to immediately discipline myself and remind myself that I'm in a committed relationship and I love the man that I'm with... I only communicate with the vet about my cats and that's it..

Iamcashest:



Lol Damn homie!!
Her both p**sy cats, he probably got them laid for a good treatment.

Big Daddy, don't give me that look..

DaddyCK:

Samantha123:
Some of us have got pure minds.

Can you explain to me what is it that it intended?

Ok o!


Let me stay in my corner with my “in-pure” mind.

Besides let’s not derail the thread.

chatinent:
Omo, make we dey see as 2023 go bi.

I wish I also had those skills you have. I don tire to the jump bus upandan.

Entrepreneurrr:


I thought they said publishing in amazon kdp is easy.

I need enlightenment

Trust me, it's not easy.

FahBuLous:
I wish I also had those skills you have. I don tire to the jump bus upandan.

Everything to learn is on YouTube bro. You just need to search.