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Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:03am On Dec 13, 2022 |
So, it's been days now and I can't sleep. And oga is busy with work and so he is not home in this season. And I'm protruded. This cricket is also kicking me... I keep hearing the whistling and I have "scattered" everywhere! Made handyman pour snipers and what have you every corner of my house! If I go to the bathroom, the noise stops. If I return to the room it starts all over again. I'm shortfused, coupled with my present condition , I beginning to throw things out of anger! I called my MIL, she is coming to get me out of the house. Yes I Na cricket dey pursue me comot from husband house like this. How did this animal enter my house, and yes it's a very clean house.I love using bleach (hypo freak)to clean so, the house is always sparkling ... I am tired! *sad face* *worried* Ooooooooooooo! |
Re: Cricket In The House by Candidlady: 9:06am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Do you need help or what |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Candidlady: Yes I am. I have exhausted snipers both and around the compound. You know ...i don't know where they are . |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 9:11am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Trace where the annoying sound is coming from first.... 2 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by Zonefree(m): 9:19am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Na your village people be that. 1 Like |
Re: Cricket In The House by Candidlady: 9:20am On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa: ithink they got sprays that can kill those things.. ask wiseone28 and miracood2 they could proffer a solution |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:21am On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: I have done that countless times. Yesternight was the height of it, I was loiteringg round in and out of the house with "isi ewu " sauce on my hand tracing the noise. Chai! Food that was cooked and way billed to me around 10pm!Ended up losing appetite . |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:23am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Candidlady: Ok they have been quoted. Waiting... I used snipers , then fumigating pesticide somebody brought. |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:24am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Zonefree: Their bullet really hit me this time. 1 Like |
Re: Cricket In The House by faithfull18(f): 9:35am On Dec 13, 2022 |
If you have clothes littered around, check inside them. You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from 2 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 9:41am On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:If the cricket won't allow you enjoy peace and Isi ewu, set that house on fire. Anything wey wan happen, make E happen. 4 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:43am On Dec 13, 2022 |
faithfull18: Clothes are either boxed or hanging on wardrobes. I opened the wardrobe countless times, NO NOISE. There are canfours too there for roaches. I don't think it's the wardrobe . |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 9:45am On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: E be like say you never get building project before? Bag of cement is 4500. 1 Like |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 10:10am On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:I am on it now, but since you nor wan take advice, it's best you burn it down make you rest. 2 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 10:12am On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: What advice? Are you ok? You advice I trace the sound and that's exactly what I have been doing for days, I also pointed out I paid handyman to fumigate the compound. I also wrote that I have used snipers in and round the house . Only for you to suggest I burn down my house.Another man's sweat. That was why I asked if you have built a house before? Even if you don't deserve it, I will just try to hold my peace. 2 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 10:33am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Where are likely places they hide in the house from experience ? I have seen one before few months ago aroun the kitchen sink,like it was in the hole and crawled out,so i pour sniper inside the hole to kill other crawlers... But i dont know where this one is. Weda in the bathroom, Bedroom or outsidd the windows.Sometimes the noise appears like its close,other times it seems far. Sometimes i stand up from the bed,it stops and sometimes it doesnt! So when the TV/speakers Is on ,no noise. But when i switch of around 10 - 12 at night or more it start crying again!Jesus! Please ? RoyalRoy |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 10:48am On Dec 13, 2022 |
Then you know sometimes tiling works are not done well.So you see cracked tiles , wall tiles specifically with openings. So I used syringe and extract sniper and inject inside them! Didn't work obviously . |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 11:54am On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:In your post, you clearly stated you were "shortfused" which you are clearly displaying. I was only being sarcastic with that remark but just like a daft angry porcupine, you let it all out. Continue with your cricket wahala angry duckling. 6 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 1:41pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: Sarcastic ke? You are entirely silly! Where is the sarcasm when you stated about me not taking to advice.What you clearly displayed was a high level of BUNKUMISM! All these mumu pikin wey dem don collect from water sef!Anuohia Yes, I am shortfused! At least you were pre-warned. |
Re: Cricket In The House by culf: 2:43pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
I think its hiding somewhere in your bathroom. You should get something like the sniper and pour in your bathroom. Pele! |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 2:48pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:Are you done f0oling yourself Mrs. Shortfused cricket? 2 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 2:53pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: No I'm not done Mr Bunkum. |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 3:03pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:Okay, when you're done f0oling yourself, Mrs. Shortfused cricket, kindly take your silly self out of my mention. Thank you and God bless you as you comply. 1 Like |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 3:08pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari: Hey, kpekuswipes you are on my thread. You are the one that gatz to ooze out. |
Re: Cricket In The House by Zonefree(m): 3:11pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
JasonScoolari:Easy comrade. I think she's preggy. It's quite obvious from how she relates with your harmless sacarsm. Peace. 3 Likes |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
culf: I have done that, including the water drain.I opened it and empty a full sniper inside. |
Re: Cricket In The House by seemples(f): 3:47pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
faithfull18: I wouldn't know if this was meant literally but that was exactly what I did when I had same issue. Light sleeper couldn't sleep well; gleefully quashed the useless, nocturnal idiot when I grabbed it after several restless nights. You'll be amazed at the size of insect raising such raucous! LadyRosa if you can do this or get a flatter fronted person to help... I had to crouch as I noticed the lower I brought my head down, the more I heard and was able to trace the general direction the shrill was coming from. As you rightly said, when it senses you're approaching, it ceases all noise; the moment you leave, the party resumes. Don't leave!!! Just lay down there; don't move an inch. It'd think you've left then starts shrieking. Move your head ear quietly to not distract the bitch, and generally locate the exact area; the noise will direct you. It can't help itself, it must noise. If it stops the noise, you too stop moving. It can't outwit you naa...yes I did all that to catch the terrorist and it faced the guillotine. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Cricket In The House by LadyRosa(f): 4:02pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
seemples: ... I love your dictions.Witty and refreshing! Don't have any flat bellied person around, but will try to play dectective again using your approach. Read it's the male cricket that whines like B%$&ch! Got one dragging me on here already, Thanks for your input. 1 Like |
Re: Cricket In The House by JasonScoolari: 4:17pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
LadyRosa:My brother Zonefree said you're pregnant, and just like a pregnant rabbit, I'll let you be. 1 Like |
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