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Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by DonroxyII: 6:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
brain54:
If business was that great she won’t abandon it. Even if she wanted a home.


She will go about her “normal “ business (especially this festive season sales/market) while subtly scheming her way into OP’s home!
Lol grin ... I think Market is Robust ni especially this is Xmas !
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by SmartPolician: 6:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
the thing just weak me
Still living a reckless lifestyle.

Give your life to Christ before it's late.

Don't say you didn't know or you weren't told.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 6:59pm On Dec 24, 2022
DollarSigns:
Omo even if na hookup, she’s human
When you been carry am e no enter FP
Real nigga$ don’t kiss n tell no matter what
Your calling 5 of ya niggaas shows your level of empathy and congratulations you’ve got what it takes to be a renowned rap!st and seria! Kil!er;
Meanwhile the mod that pushed this to FP I really wonder what you seek to promote in this story huh
simp
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by VawulenceProMax: 7:06pm On Dec 24, 2022
BigCowHornn:
grin


So na you dey do that Biz?
both you And the guy dey mad. U and him scam my guy and una come get wahala for sharing na why u dey attack am. I will hunt you down Bastard cool
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 7:07pm On Dec 24, 2022
LastProphet:
Be human it doesn't cost anything, you never know her story and don't conclude is her fault. Whatever doesn't cost you much always give it out. You can be dead today and all those things you call yours will be used by entire strangers who will never even hear your name. Think big my bro, think wider than others
get out. Its simps like you that promote prostitution
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 7:09pm On Dec 24, 2022
RichAbujaGuy:
"Free bj and banging" shocked smiley

Unless her bed skills and kpekus are trash you have a great weekend gift. wink Bang on and enjoy those BJs lucky guy. Empty your reservoir and be happy. grin

Edit: I didn't read the part where you invited your team over to take part in the festivities and she decided to leave.
Imagine some females (cum-dumpsters) enjoy servicing a gang hornie males with no shame whatsoever.
have you participated in an orgy b4?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 7:13pm On Dec 24, 2022
egunna:
nah,how much u wan do?personally i no fit knack today,tomorrow,next tomorrow haba,I no get work ne?she ll end up benefiting more sef.who to knacking help sef?
raw or condom?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 7:15pm On Dec 24, 2022
DonroxyII:
Nah, She just want a Home ... if the dude was Game ... she might not hookup again except on a Coded Level !
i'm looking for a fùckmate. Do you know any gal?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by LastProphet: 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2022
Nilon:
get out. Its simps like you that promote prostitution
Hahahaha, and you that paid your hard earned money for willy willy is not a disgrace of a male prostitute? SMH
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Unilever123: 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
Can you link me up with her
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by egunna(m): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2022
Nilon:
raw or condom?
any which way,e go tire me.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by BritishAirways: 7:19pm On Dec 24, 2022
Starz825:
very unprofessional with her JD grin

handshake don dey pass elbow cheesy
God abeg oo grin
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by AfahaAbia(m): 7:33pm On Dec 24, 2022
Sirchiboy:
.
Uncle why did you divorce your wife?
Long story. What I'll advise you is never be in a hurry to marry. Most ladies out there are just looking for retirement plan
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by AfahaAbia(m): 7:34pm On Dec 24, 2022
olaeffect:
They don't prefer men your age Bro.
They prefer what men of your age possess.
I am almost 50yrs and I can't count how many girls below 30yrs that have been bold enough to approach me this year alone for me to be their guidian (with benefits).
The matter just dey amuse me.
Things are really getting crazy out there in the name of living life undecided

You will just hear girls calling some of my friends uncle this, uncle that up and down, but they are all unrelated uncles with benefits.
Hahahaha very true brother
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Godsonkemz(m): 7:34pm On Dec 24, 2022
Guy you are mean to a very large extent.
Though sometimes babes don't need to be pampered. If that creature had dealt with you, you wouldn't have any interest or regard for them other than to fvck their cheap a**
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Raychee(f): 7:35pm On Dec 24, 2022
FuckSilly:
Because you girls control sex and give CONSENT for it.
Sex is easy and cheap for you. You can get is easy.
Common sense should tell you that the world doesn't think highly of anyone who does things that are easy and simple.
A guy with high bodycount can still be a high value man, because he got CONSENT FROM A LOT OF GIRLS.
WHEREAS,
A GIRL WITH A HIGH BODYCOUNT IS:
A WHÓRE
A SLÚT
A LOOSE PIECE OF SHÎT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHÓRE.

WHÓRES DON'T DESERVE LOVE
WHORÊS DON'T DESERVE COMMITMENT.
Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night? A high value man can have a high body count? Lol grin . If only you know how you sound. Keep consoling yourself until you cross paths with HIV or a destiny killer because you have no control over what is between your legs.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Raychee(f): 7:36pm On Dec 24, 2022
Nilon:
raychee, have you been felt the urge to join hookup?
God forbid!!!
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Raychee(f): 7:38pm On Dec 24, 2022
Madups:
Dont mind him. His type will always be the first to bash hookup girls.
Meanwhile they're the same !!!
Only a dog will have sex with a bitch!!!
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Sirchiboy: 7:39pm On Dec 24, 2022
AfahaAbia:
Long story. What I'll advise you is never be in a hurry to marry. Most ladies out there are just looking for retirement plan
Really want to learn from you sir.
What about your kids?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by AfahaAbia(m): 7:43pm On Dec 24, 2022
Sirchiboy:
Really want to learn from you sir.
What about your kids?
They are fine. The older is 14 while the younger one is 10. I'm done with having kids and Im contented. At the moment they are on holidays with my their grand mum(my mother).
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Madups(m): 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
Meanwhile they're the same !!!
Only a dog will have sex with a bitch!!!
Or may be he's trying to tell us that he's a big boy.. He crib is well furnished and all.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by BigCowHornn: 7:48pm On Dec 24, 2022
VawulenceProMax:
both you And the guy dey mad. U and him scam my guy and una come get wahala for sharing na why u dey attack am. I will hunt you down Bastard cool
Lol na everybody dey scan you and your people. If no be your guy today na your son tomorrow.

Funny dude.

grin


Morey Christmas!

Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by plantainbender(m): 7:54pm On Dec 24, 2022
Wait. Did you just ask that question? What is wrong in allowing a hookup girl overstay her welcome?

By Monday morning, "experience is the best teacher" will be the phrase you hate the most.

BluntTheApostle:
Anyhow girl?


And yet you spent some quality time with her. What is wrong with hosting her on Christmas day?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Raychee(f): 8:00pm On Dec 24, 2022
Madups:
Or may be he's trying to tell us that he's a big boy.. He crib is well furnished and all.
If not that the morals in the society has degraded, why should engaging in hookup be a bragging topic and even pushed to FP? What's in his crib that other people do not have more?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by BluntTheApostle(m): 8:03pm On Dec 24, 2022
plantainbender:
Wait. Did you just ask that question? What is wrong in allowing a hookup girl overstay her welcome?

By Monday morning, "experience is the best teacher" will be the phrase you hate the most.
If you don't have a problem having sex with a random woman, why should anything else about her bother you? I mean, you know absolutely nothing about the woman, yet you brought her home and had sex with her. And yet, the only thing that bothers you is her being hesitant to leave.


It is like a man who gives a girl blow-job, and then wears a condom to penetrate her. If you have already used your mouth and exposed yourself to all kinds of venereal diseases, why bother about wearing a condom thereafter?
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by LARRYOBRAIN(m): 8:09pm On Dec 24, 2022
Born throwaways
Jeon:
fantastic.
Clap for yourself.

I am jealous of you, why should I angry when DaddyCK,my gay partner is here.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by OOLUSEG(m): 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2022
StrongAlphMale:
Aren't you ashamed to be doing hookups and runz? To the extent of forcefully wants to sleep in a mams house? What kind of entitlement mentality is this?

Why can't you advice your gender to get a job and work and be useful to their parents and family? Why depending on men for survival? Stop this parasitic nature. Stop leeching around
Senseless talk...so the man did hook down...why can't you tell your gender to be useful to their parents and family and stop doing hook up and stop using their little money looking for random sex. If your gender don't do hook up ..they would be busy looking for who to rape.... Sex Addicted gender..
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Madups(m): 8:23pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
If not that the morals in the society has degraded, why should engaging in hookup be a bragging topic and even pushed to FP? What's in his crib that other people do not have more?
Nairaland is now something else.. The kind of topic that gets to fp. It is well.
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by Nilon: 8:32pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
God forbid!!!
whats god forbid. Your mates are doing it
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by FuckSilly: 8:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
Raychee:
Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night? A high value man can have a high body count? Lol grin . If only you know how you sound. Keep consoling yourself until you cross paths with HIV or a destiny killer because you have no control over what is between your legs.
It's either truth hurts you or you're just dumb.
Even historically, the most supreme kings had numerous women.
Solomon
David
Ghenghis Khan etc.

Tell me notable and respect WHORÉ woman.

Stop being delusional and accept the fact
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by FuckSilly: 8:56pm On Dec 24, 2022
siofra:
Sorry but I'm a pampered sugar baby, I'm not on the streets tongue
You wish...
Re: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by StreetFight: 9:05pm On Dec 24, 2022
EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.
Anytime you see me, just ask me for your crate of beer and a bucket of asun.

The Yoruba Demons Association (YODA) is very proud of you.
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