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Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by oluwatobi01(m): 10:00pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Enny2013: Enny, I like you... If u are not in a relationship and you base in Lagos, we could spark up something serious. I have already sent u a mail. 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 10:03pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
brain54:When a child start dancing surugede music, that child does not know that surugede is dance for d gods. D gods are wise, unless u don't hv elders in ur lineage |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 10:04pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
SyrusdeHansome:Thats for those that wana commit suicide bro. life would hv being a better place without that gender 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 10:07pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
SyrusdeHansome:Mr. Man, anybody can reason in any way that deem right. So eliminating the caused gender should not be ur headach |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Enny2013(f): 10:07pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
oluwatobi01:Smiling*** what do u lyk abt me,bro? |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 10:26pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:It is not every open eyes that see. A person does not climb to the roof top without a ladder. And the secret of the mouth is first known by the chewing stick! No be the way kolanut Dey sound for mouth when chewing be the way e dey taste! The gods are wiser than wise… 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 10:36pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
brain54: A child who protested when being stripped on the back by its mother, it's humbled by the scorching sun when left to walk. Check around u and see how many elders u hv in ur lineage if at all u hv any 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 10:47pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:A wise beetle does not get roasted with yam… The numerousity of the millipede’s leg does not make it faster than a fowl. The head that knocks the beehive will bear the stinging. A woman is never too old in the music she knows how to dance! 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Banilla: My super power will be to turn Siofra into frog & leave am in a zoo (no oofencse) |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by siofra(f): 10:54pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
DaddyCK: My superpower will be to turn you into cucumber and leave you inside Bobrisky's toto. Rubbish! 3 Likes |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
siofra: ^^^^dry.....try another dry joke |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Nobody: 10:59pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
siofra: Ain't u happy we would love to turn u into frog not becuz u ugly.....ok fix yor face & I will turn u to portable..deal? |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 11:07pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
brain54:In dis context she is fucking old and won't be able to shake her body, go and verify from EMI lokan |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 11:22pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:Too old ke… A snake always leaves it home with its poison. It is only a cripple who hesitates to climb a storey building. Or does the owner of a large buttocks consider it as heavy load? 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 11:24pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
brain54:When it's marathon time, that's when a woman with heavy buttocks will know what has come over her 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 11:26pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:The most difficult person to wake is the one pretending to sleep… 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Streetmovement(m): 11:30pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Chaos14: Wotoporiously speaking Don't forget you can end up teleporting into a prison build for your likes if care is not taken 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 11:32pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
brain54:Bcs the person trying to wake him or her up must be an idiot |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Streetmovement(m): 11:37pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Wotoporiously speaking After thinking of all the amazing super powers to choose from have decided to go deep on this one....... I would love to hold the power to will anything using my mind or through spoken word; anything I use my mind or mouth to pronounce that's what is gonna happen and that's what I will posess or become....Words from the mind are powerful. I hardly see a super power that can beat this one |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 11:44pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:Only a bastar.d child calls his father idiot… It is what the eyes looks for that it sees! A stick that touches rubbish smells of rubbish. Person wey dem break coconut for him head no Dey chop inside the coconut o! 1 Like |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by nigeriansamurai(m): 1:16am On Jan 08, 2023 |
Banilla:well mine is immortality. ill first create an army that worships me, conquer nigeria then make it better....from there the rest of africa, then the world maybe even other planets. hehehehe |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 6:57am On Jan 08, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26: How u 4 take come dis world come think of eliminating dem if to say de same gender no born u? I don't wanna read of how u became a serial killer that specializes in killing ladies o |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by ZINNYBANKS: 7:22am On Jan 08, 2023 |
Maybe I'll credit my acct myself with 70 quadrillion naira if I have magic .. |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 7:52am On Jan 08, 2023 |
brain54:It's only a foolish and inresponsible father that breeds a bastard |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by danilo2010(m): 8:06am On Jan 08, 2023 |
I will like d power of flash |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Dyfynezz12(m): 8:25am On Jan 08, 2023 |
Telepathy Ability to read thoughts and control minds |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 8:45am On Jan 08, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:Only the stupid child who doesn’t know the potency of his father’s charm calls it “ mare vegetable”! |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by emmanuelbrown26: 12:32pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
brain54:That's why d father should not be inresponsible in discharge of his fatherly duty |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by kals4luv990(m): 1:16pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
Just give me the OMNI GOD power..I go manage am |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by brain54(m): 1:18pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
emmanuelbrown26:Back to my original comment… A child will never understand the ways of the elders… Maybe when he becomes an elder himself! In other words na small pikin sense still Dey worry you! |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Chaos14: 1:28pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
Streetmovement:You don watch too much jumper |
Re: What Superpower Would You Have And How Would You Use It? by Demaxl(m): 1:48pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
Banilla: Mind control |
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